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Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:01 AM


Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:03 AM

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:03 AM

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:04 AM

She made I laugh ha ha

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:05 AM

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:06 AM

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:07 AM

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:08 AM

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:09 AM

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:09 AM

Who loves ya baby ha

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:10 AM

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:11 AM

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 02:12 AM

The Wurzels, Ladies & Gentlemen! :handclap

MetalMilitia Sep 16th, 2005 08:28 AM

I saw them live and i can tell you they sang it better than you >:

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
For serious emotional problems. >:

Why don't you just cut my heart out with a cinder block and feed it to a rabid pit bull :tear

Matt Harty Sep 16th, 2005 02:05 PM

shut up

btw hey guys

The Retro Kat Sep 16th, 2005 02:43 PM

You know, pub, I happen to be good friends with Jessica Alba, me and her take baths together sometimes and talk about guys then do each other's hair.

kellychaos Sep 16th, 2005 04:15 PM

The lady that works at the bank gives me lollipops ... root beer if they have them.

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 04:16 PM

Food forum :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 04:18 PM

And stfu Matt, you would never understand my complex emotions. :tear

kellychaos Sep 16th, 2005 04:29 PM

Bitch Forum. :rolleyes

Sam Sep 16th, 2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
And stfu Matt, you would never understand my complex emotions. :tear


nothing4buddha Sep 16th, 2005 05:32 PM

i think i love you more sam.

sadie Sep 16th, 2005 05:33 PM

metalmilitia is a jackass.

and reading this thread is like being at someone's house while "fear factor" is on. i don't wanna look, but i can't look away.

sadie Sep 16th, 2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

what kind of music are the wurzels anyway?


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