In true 50 style

I imagine Tadao dressed up as the Child Catcher when he says that

I imagine him in black face lip syncig to 50 cents candy shop.

Well, I'm going to be under the knife/whatever cuts skulls open in about seven hours! Wish me luck, or at least no TOO many ill-intentions!

Lobotomy?

Probably a good idea, but nerve resection. They're gonna cut a half-dollar size piece of my skull out, move my brain to expose the brain stem, and sever my left balance nerve. Then they'll staple my piece of skull back in, staple my scalp all together, and leave me drooling in the ICU overnight and a few more in the regular ward. Should be fun; I'm hoping for a morphine pump

Why? Are you clumsy or some shit?

Pretty much, yeah. I have Meniere's, and my left balance system is fucked up somehow, leaving me to get vertigo problems and generally stumble around like a dumbass on a good day, so we're just gonna cut the nerve ending and I'll re-learn how to walk with just one balance center.

I hope you don't lose any cerebrospinal fluid, it causes the worst headaches in the world.

i remember when normal adults posted here

they talked about fishing trips and shit

so i've been listening to the whole St. Anger album over and over the past few days

i can't explain it. i don't think it's good, but i like to hear it?

I am going on a fishing trip soon. I could google it to find out, but whatever St. Anger is, it sounds pretty awful.

Is that like when St. Vincent is going through St. PMS

Fucking really. I'm not sure when 80% of the normal people left and all that remained were people who wanted to talk about their issues, but man is it ever a drag.

Maybe I've just been here too long.

Do you want to know what my issue is? People that put question marks at the end of statements.

Honestly.

normal adults listen to metallica

No wonder we don't see them anymore. When old people start talking about 'going fishing' in reality what they mean is they've become a burden to their families and are planning to drown themselves in the river.

:lol

I'm not going on any fishing trips. I am up to my ears in protein and carcinogen charts and I think I'm going to be like a Howard Hughes level of paranoid by the end of this course.

if you replace the . with an r you get stranger

Fuck fish

Normal adults got over Metallica by 14.

Normal adults love Harry Potter

NORMAL ADULTS SHUT UP.

Normal adults aren't overweight

SAM, QUIT BEING A DRAG :rolleyes

someone say something about drags

You have a big forehead.

bablabity pancakes insulted me on an internet message board

can i tell someone on him?

You could tell his mom, but she's probably too busy partying.

Note, I like FZ more than Babs, and FZ's mom more than both of them.

Probably because Canadians tend to look lik a Busey.

I heard that Joe Walsh has a new album coming out



:lol Analog, stupid hipsters are gonna latch onto this.

Also Signals was the first cassette I bought. I bought it in Hawaii, along with a gold lightning bolt necklace to go with my OP shirt in Waikiki when I was 12.

ROCK ON BITCHES

I used to think it was Piece of Mind, but it's coming back to me now. :eek

I think I bought Signals because I loved the Dalmatian dog we had. Gonna see the parents tomorrow, maybe I can find a pic of her. I know I have video of me and 2 siblings playing with the puppies. :eek

I guess since you all now know my name and that I'm not a little lying bitch, I feel a little more free to share the family stuff. Hey Gus! THANKS FOR OUTING ME YOU FAGHOLE. THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO THIS!

:emoticon

What a twist!

OK my flashback is over. Let's get back to the drama.

The reason why I like Z and Z is because now matter what is said, no matter who you are, it's all forgotten and over with if you let it be. Just like with many of the other assholes here. I guess it's the Honor Among Assholes thing. Some people never let it go. Perfect example in ZBF.

WHAT IS GOING ON

WHY CAN'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND MUSIC AND GIRLS

Because you keep fucking up the talk about girls, you faggot.

Short haired girls are perfection, man. We can all agreeeeee on that.

My work banned me from here on the work computer. I think its because dicks touch each other.

Why is this happening?

Tadao, did you like Snakes and Arrows at all?

They're disgusting. I blocked an ex girlfriend on Facebook because I didn't feel like even seeing her name, but I recently unblocked her (for the minimum 48 hour wait in-between blocks) to see if she was going to a party that some school friends were throwing. Well, she was, but I figured since I unblocked her, I might as well check to see if she got fat or anything. She didn't get fat, but she cut her hair short, so just as good, because she looks like a retard. That was something she'd wanted to do when we were together, but I told her it'd be ugly and I wouldn't be able to get boners anymore.

What is that? I don't even think I wanna know. :(

psssssssssssssssssssh

tonight i find out if i got accepted into Berkeley or not. I kind of hope I didn't so its easier to decide which university to attend.

I hope not! I'd hate to see you learn to become more pretentious!

is that the case

I just found the Dalmatian vids, Fucking hell if we arean't beutiful Californians. :eek

I'm obviously going to have to chime in and side with FZ on short hair but also I'm gay, so

I AM DISCUSSING THIS ISSUE AT LENGTH ON FACEBOOK, AND A FRIEND POSTED THIS LINK: http://thechive.com/2012/04/03/are-y...air-35-photos/

I'm a fan of any hair on bitches that look hot.

AM I IN YOUR FACE ENOUGH TO LOVE ME? ~ Babality Pancake Stupid Fucking I.D. That You Can't Hide From

LOVE ME

Most of these girls are attractive, but then you get some shitty ones that are trying too hard to look like effeminate teenage dudes (#10) or effeminate teenage dudes from the 80s (#31) or Jason Schwartzman (#16).

I LIKE THAT LINK

I got dibs on #29, fucker

Also I think even a fag like Zomboid would like #14

#4 for all the money

10=Guitar Woman

Oh is this the week of you shitting on both education and lack of education :eek

hahaah oh shit i forgot about that

I'm not as big of a faggot as I used to be where every post I made was a pathetically embarassing attempt to fit in.

:eek I've been cornered.

It's 9pm and I already have a hang over. WTF did I do today :( Thank god I didn't have to go out in public.

That's right you have been chess.commed yet again

Honestly, all my the baby babs bullshit aside. Tadao, can I please PM you? I really need your advice and I won't be a nigg3r.

no

Babs, there is always the ask Willie thread.

I stopped breathing for about 30 minutes, but I'm out of the hospital early, and kicking some ass at recovery! Just need to get used to having one balance nerve, and for my head to stop spinning 24/7.

You are doomed to forever walk in a circle.

I think I might have sleep apnea :(

I don't want to have to wear a doofy machine to bed every night.

I decided to drop out of college. I'm just going to spend my days selling my plasma and huffing air-duster.

nice

is there a lot of money in huffing air-dusters?

a vacuum cleaner on your dick?

Well, I tend to go with "pressure-controlled tube," but if you want to say it like a stupid person, go ahead.

I've been taking a certificate II media course, and today I had to do a presentation in front of the rest of the class. I was required to find two people in community radio, then use them as case studies on a topic that is an "issue" in local radio stations.

I originally got a week extension on it, because I was lazy and didn't do it, then my teacher went on holiday, and I ended up with another week.

Today I decided to start it, so I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

I feel invincible.

Does this remind anyone else of "Sneakers"?

:lol

haha whats funny is if you get caught you could potentially be expelled

:lol

can you make your avatar robert redford

I can't wait for her to invite them to your school to see what you sound like with scottish accents.

It has all the makings of a comedy of errors.

and the different disguises

my suggestion:
sherlock holmes
tall foreign woman

nobody would suspect anything

or since they're scottish you can even wear pretty the sam disguise by weaing kilts however the primary difference will be that the woman will have a smaller moustache

I wont get caught. Unless she seduces me and makes me admit what I did.

That is likely.

I think the resemblance speaks for itself. :x

Without the hair. :(

You should hit on her as one of these fictitious Scots.

I'm pissed off because I have to go back to work tomorrow, but at the same time I met a guy that offered to sell me psilocybin, so as long as I don't majorly fuck up, I'll be tripping on shrooms soon.

Any love for Screaming Lord Sutch perchance?