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LordSappington Aug 30th, 2012 04:33 PM

Yeah, most people assume I'm either gay, a major weed dealer, a sociopath, or some combination thereof. It's cool; it just gives me an easy way to filter out jerks.

kahljorn Aug 30th, 2012 05:24 PM

id go with sick whiny internet gay dude. i dunno how anybody could get major drug dealer/sociopath out of you

Tadao Aug 30th, 2012 05:48 PM


Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 761330)
Yeah, most people assume I'm either gay, a major weed dealer, a sociopath, or some combination thereof. It's cool; it just gives me an easy way to filter out jerks.

Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2012 06:00 PM

Tadao Aug 30th, 2012 06:23 PM

A thousand :D's

Dimnos Aug 30th, 2012 08:22 PM


Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 761331)
id go with sick whiny internet gay dude. i dunno how anybody could get major drug dealer/sociopath out of you

Im guessing he lives in the bible belt.

k0k0 Aug 30th, 2012 10:16 PM

I went and played 4 hours of pool today. I hate being old. My legs and back ache and all I was doing was pushing a pool stick into balls.

Zhukov Aug 31st, 2012 05:43 AM

I said the same thing to myself today after work; I was feeling sore for the first time in ages. Plus, I was supposed to meet up with some friends, but decided to sit at home and read whilst drinking tea instead.

Aaarg Aug 31st, 2012 09:39 AM


Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 761339)
I went and played 4 hours of pool today. I hate being old. My legs and back ache and all I was doing was pushing a pool stick into balls.

it would make more sense if your balls ached


Lone Wanderer Aug 31st, 2012 01:54 PM

Attending my first NERF WAR next month, desperately need to update my arsenal.

Tadao Aug 31st, 2012 02:47 PM

ESU, knock it off.

MarioRPG Aug 31st, 2012 03:09 PM


Originally Posted by Lone Wanderer (Post 761351)
Attending my first NERF WAR next month, desperately need to update my arsenal.

requesting death toll

Esuohlim Sep 1st, 2012 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761354)
ESU, knock it off.


Tadao Sep 1st, 2012 03:52 PM

Do you want to go to my NERF WAR?

Fathom Zero Sep 1st, 2012 06:30 PM

dude get the glow in the dark darts

that way you can have

night wars

Tadao Sep 1st, 2012 08:42 PM


LordSappington Sep 2nd, 2012 03:32 AM


Ex Leper Sep 2nd, 2012 10:24 AM

If anyone here has a Spotify account I will be adding 10 halloweenish songs to this playlist everyday till Halloween. Feel free to offer suggestions. http://open.spotify.com/user/1237096...fuP49jhWvlOZwX

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2012 12:24 PM

I was watching Return of the Jedi and noticed that on Endor, everyone has some pretty cool camouflage going on. Even Han has a jungle camo duster.


Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2012 06:40 PM

My mawashi-geri is getting better.

Tadao Sep 4th, 2012 02:14 PM

HEY FZ do you like the Pretender?

Tadao Sep 4th, 2012 02:16 PM

She is so beautiful. I'd have a hard time choosing between my wife, Kim Deal and her.

Kitsa Sep 4th, 2012 02:28 PM

drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs

Tadao Sep 4th, 2012 02:43 PM

Kitsa, which version do you like better?

Tadao Sep 4th, 2012 02:49 PM

Here was my most recent love mix tape to my wife.

The Cars - Let's Go
Bow Wow Wow - Do You Wanna Hold Me
INXS - Don't Change
The Cars - Just What I Needed
Cake - Love You Madly
New Order - Temptation
The Rolling Stones - Little T & A
Adrian Belew - Everything
Eno/Cale - Spinning Away
Ween - Stay Forever
Grateful Dead - If I Had A World To Give

Tadao Sep 4th, 2012 03:13 PM

Hey FZ do you like the Eno/Cale album?

Kitsa Sep 4th, 2012 04:24 PM

Pixies, I guess. The Jesus and Mary Chain one was more 80s-synth-produced. Beginning almost sounded like some Love and Rockets shit.

Tadao Sep 4th, 2012 04:30 PM

There was no wrong answer, but somehow you managed to come up with one. I bet your the one who set fire to the L&R's studio :eek

Kitsa Sep 4th, 2012 04:52 PM


Well, I'm not wild about either version, but then I'm not the kind of person who would have said that I managed to come up with an un-come-uppable wrong answer, either. I thought you stayed further away from hipster territory than that.

Tadao Sep 4th, 2012 05:45 PM

Oh shit no you didn't.

Hey Kitsa. Do you have any Japanese in you?

Kitsa Sep 4th, 2012 05:58 PM

Oho full circle

Tadao Sep 4th, 2012 06:16 PM

Kitsa Sep 4th, 2012 06:22 PM

And to think I was your favorite new poster once

Bet you wish you could take that one back

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2012 07:28 PM

Tadao, I got out of class and was treated to this thread full of my favorite things.

Which I shall elaborate on in a bit.

Tadao Sep 4th, 2012 07:37 PM

I wish I could take a lot of things back :lol

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2012 08:27 PM


Pretenders am good. My mums gave me a bunch of their albums on cassette. Word.

I've got no special love for The Jesus and Mary Chain or The Pixies, but The Pixies' version is... harder, I guess. So there's that.

I'm ambivalent about Bow Wow Wow, but everything else is classy, dood.

The Eno/Cale album is one of meh faves - some good shit there, especially Spinning Away. Cordoba is also tops, to me.

If someone dislikes Chicago, they're an asshole.

Kitsa Sep 4th, 2012 08:35 PM

Now watch him slob your knob for basically saying the same thing I did

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2012 08:44 PM

I'll also see those and raise you these:


And that totally wasn't the same thing! :O

Kitsa Sep 4th, 2012 08:47 PM

I also liked the Pixies version because it was harder. Studio recordings come off as pussified to me, even if JMC did come first.

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2012 08:48 PM

I'd have to agree with that statement, then. :|

Kitsa Sep 4th, 2012 08:50 PM

And I still think that Tom Verlaine could've been kahl's secret dad.

Esuohlim Sep 4th, 2012 10:19 PM

HEy guys

farnk zapa

well bye

Fathom Zero Sep 4th, 2012 10:35 PM

cptn bfhrt

Esuohlim Sep 4th, 2012 10:40 PM


Esuohlim Sep 4th, 2012 11:17 PM

no it isn't

That was supposed to be an easy one you guys

Tadao Sep 5th, 2012 12:14 AM

Man fuck all yall jesus haters

Fathom Zero Sep 5th, 2012 12:28 AM

sorry, buttface

Kitsa Sep 5th, 2012 08:12 AM

Where the fuck is pubbles, anyway, I've been double posting left and right and he hasn't been hauling any topics in here to quibble over, he needs to step up his shit

Tadao Sep 5th, 2012 05:00 PM

So I'll be 42 this year. Reminded me of Douglas Adams.


Tadao Sep 5th, 2012 05:05 PM

Oh and doomsday is coming.

I'm might be the 2nd coming of either Jesus or Satan's child.

Aaarg Sep 5th, 2012 09:29 PM

somebody has licensed bob marley's image and is using it to sell bottled teas in grocery stores

fuck the world

Kitsa Sep 5th, 2012 09:46 PM

I just watched that new documentary on him the other day. It seemed like it went on and on and on.

Colonel Flagg Sep 6th, 2012 03:59 AM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 761474)
So I'll be 42 this year. Reminded me of Douglas Adams.


Thanks a lot, Tad. I was 42 once - 10 years ago.

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2012 04:12 AM

I'm half as old as Tadao.


Which by transitive property makes Colonel Flagg 500x as old as me. Math and stuff.

Tadao Sep 6th, 2012 10:18 AM


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 761492)
Math and stuff.


Colonel Flagg Sep 6th, 2012 01:40 PM


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 761492)
Colonel Flagg [is] 500x as old as me.

Reminds me of the time you came to visit me, FZ:

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2012 02:53 PM


Aaarg Sep 6th, 2012 07:02 PM

wow fz you thinned out over the years

Zomboid Sep 6th, 2012 07:12 PM

"As you probably already know by now, we always pride ourselves on going crazier over this holiday than any other site ever has..."

I take issue with that. I'm pretty sure X-Entertainment has been doing two months of Halloween for just as long--if not longer. Speaking of which: HOW PUMPED ARE YOU GUYS FOR HALLOWEEN/THANKSGIVING SEASON?

Tadao Sep 6th, 2012 07:24 PM

meh I'm more pumped about the Mayan doomsday

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2012 08:38 PM

Well my world used to be sunny,
and jokes used to be funny,
But now you're gone and everything's turned around

Fathom Zero Sep 6th, 2012 09:04 PM

So I found a realistic Halloween mask in the store today.


Esuohlim Sep 6th, 2012 11:12 PM

"...A Day of General Thanksgiving to Almighty God for the bountiful harvest with which Canada has been blessed – to be observed on the 2nd Monday in October." -Canadian parliament, 1957

Isn't that adorable

Kitsa Sep 6th, 2012 11:19 PM

A fitting time for someone to have made off with all of the Quebecois' syrup

Zomboid Sep 7th, 2012 12:23 AM


LordSappington Sep 7th, 2012 04:19 AM

I went out to some woods tonight for a quick smoke session, and sat down in a thickly wooded part of a small game trail. I sat down, started taking a few puffs, and generally relaxed.
At some point, I started getting little itches on my arms and legs, but didn't really notice. Eventually, I shined my flashlight at my arm, and a bunch of daddy long leg spiders had climbed from a tree onto me.
I hate those little fuckers. They creep me right the hell out.

kahljorn Sep 7th, 2012 05:26 AM

how can you hate daddy long legs everybody knows they are our friends

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2012 08:28 AM

Imagine if it had been ticks

Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 09:36 AM

or fleas and you got the black plague like that little girl in Colorado.

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2012 10:18 AM

I had a swarm of yellow sac spider hatchlings go up my arms once when I was gardening. Fuckers are venomous and mean biters. I went crazy batting them off my arms, ran inside, put my clothes in the washer, dumped in soap and bleach, taped the washer lid with duct tape, and spent the next week scraping spider carcasses out of the inside of my washer. If I hadn't been wearing one of my favorite outfits, I would have thrown my clothes away.

Aaarg Sep 7th, 2012 12:58 PM

daddy long legs aren't spiders KNOW YOUR ARACHNIDS

yesterday i think i offended somebody at work because she was talking to me about something and suddenly there was a spider and clearly i was not paying attention to her, but watching the spider and making it crawl onto my arm. in my defense, it was a tiny jumping spider and jumping spiders are adoooorable.

Fathom Zero Sep 7th, 2012 01:24 PM



Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 03:12 PM

You should have made it jump on her titties so you can pat them down to help remove the spider :wank

Aaarg Sep 7th, 2012 03:22 PM

dude yeah salticids are so cute and so fun because they'll interact with you because they have great vision

also tadao you forget where i live and the type of people i live near

i do my best not to touch any of these inbred fuxxx

Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 03:39 PM

I imagine you live in a daily episode of Art Mann Presents

Aaarg Sep 7th, 2012 03:42 PM

i don't know what that is but if it involves fat middle-aged women with feathered blonde hair it sounds about right

Tadao Sep 7th, 2012 04:07 PM

they are aslo drunk and hicks

Kitsa Sep 7th, 2012 08:22 PM

I imagine a bunch of women who look like Patty the Daytime Hooker.

Ex Leper Sep 9th, 2012 12:43 AM

I don't know if this has been posted before but it's the creepiest video i've ever seen

Zomboid Sep 9th, 2012 07:03 AM


Kitsa Sep 9th, 2012 07:54 AM

That's a lot like that guy hiking that rope-on-a-cliff thing in Spain

Kitsa Sep 9th, 2012 03:32 PM

Went to the city that hosted my gallery show, walked around, went to a pizza place that used to put "fun mushrooms" on pizzas if you asked for them but doesn't anymore, went to a bookstore and bought some Ambrose Bierce short stories, came home depressed.

Tadao Sep 9th, 2012 04:18 PM

Did you try to be happy?

Kitsa Sep 9th, 2012 04:37 PM


Tadao Sep 9th, 2012 05:09 PM

Was it the lack of mushrooms?

Kitsa Sep 9th, 2012 05:16 PM


I don't think that they do mushrooms for anyone anymore, I think that died out 20 years ago. For the general public, anyway. There are all these rumors where you can get pizza with "special herbs" and "fun mushrooms" and all that, but I think it's just basil and regular mushrooms. I've never gotten anything off their pizzas. Maybe they do something for Dave Chappelle when he stops in, I don't know. I never saw him around, although I think his wife (?) might have come to my show.

Some website says you can tell your server to meet you out back by the dumpster for "shrooms" but I think they're full of shit.

Shrubfest Sep 9th, 2012 06:47 PM

Next up in hilarious miscommunication potential: Spastic is just a funny word in America, rather that being vastly offensive as it is in the UK!

That's got to have had even better results than 'fag' and 'fanny'.

Fathom Zero Sep 9th, 2012 06:51 PM

4 realz

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 10:01 AM

HEY PUB! I just found out that googling Emma Watson will most likely get you computer aids. :(

The news said that she is the most dangerous celebrity to google. :eek

Aaarg Sep 10th, 2012 01:02 PM

idiot you can't get aids from googling

unless you have an open cut in your mouth, that is

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 02:08 PM



Kitsa Sep 10th, 2012 02:17 PM

god I remember some Mexican woman named Aida going apeshit because someone typoed her name as Sida in the system at the hospital where I worked :havedarkvareexplainit

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 05:22 PM

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 06:21 PM

Have I told you guys lately how much I hate you?

Aaarg Sep 10th, 2012 06:22 PM

sida sings the blues

Tadao Sep 10th, 2012 06:22 PM


Aaarg Sep 11th, 2012 10:16 AM

baby carrots are my dog's favorite treatz.

Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 10:47 AM

Hahaha same here. Mine likes hers dipped in Hummus.

Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 11:51 AM

I'll be really sad when Charo dies.


Tadao Sep 11th, 2012 12:58 PM

I'm sure I mentioned it, but my wife bought me tickets to see Bow Wow Wow for my birthday. I'm the greatest of all time!

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