there is a theme on my friendlist. i have met every single one of those people in person. no internet people allowed! no camgirls! no bands! no pets! no fake celebirty accounts! none of it!

the purity of my myspace will not be compromised for anything less than fifty dollars.

well thats quite alright

i wouldnt want you to compromise your principles

I TOO have principles to follow:

no trannies :(

thats not to say im calling you one, im not, thats just the way it is :(

i guess you could say im not too fond of surprises :lol

Myspaces are for emo kids >:

sex
fun sex toys
anal sex
sexy sex
anal sex toys
sex toys
sex stories
sex movies
toy story movies

I can't stand it when people say "my myspace". But there's no other way to say it >:

you could refer to yourself in the third person i guess

or say "THE MYSPACE WHAT IS MINE" or some shit

"you are really gross"

that'll learn her

:lol I'm surprisingly laughing with Seven Force.

FUCK

Surprisingly, I could give a shit what you laugh at/with.

HEY EVERYBODY!

:eek :eek SAMS BACK :eek :eek

HEY THERE MISTER SAM >:
WAY TO MAKE A ONE WORD POST >:
SEE YOU IN THREE MONTHS >:

excellent haiku 10/10 points

I won five bucks in the lottery drawing today :(

I liked this place when it was Saved By The Bell

I tolerated this place when it became Saved By The Bell: The College Years

But I can't stand this place now that i's Saved By The Bell: The New Class.

You know what I mean, guys.

I'm going to melt, thanks alot juttin and misdemanor you cads

EDIT: AND TRASH >:

Am I a vet yet?

You need to go see a vet.

A vet is where his pal Shifty's baby was born.

:(

Hey gadzooks man, I ain't posting here, man I was like " fuck noone likes me" so I'm gong to stop man, sorry man, sorry. :(

I've improved over my old posting.

like this lol.this is how i used to post,all the time

I mean,

Come on. Come on.

Why do people continuously feel the need to say how they've gotten better at posting, or have gotten funnier since they first joined?

If you're funny, people will realize. They don't need you to tell 'em.

:O!

Oh, and being a vet isn't THAT big of a deal, kids. It's nothing to stress over. Alrighty? :D

I don't care about being funny, or being a "Vet".

I've been lurking here longer than half of this board's been posting

And once again, that matters because?