I wouldn't worship either given the option. I was born a snakehandler, I'll die a snakehandler.

By snake you mean dick, right? Fag.

So I get to do a report on Jimi Hendrix for my US History credit, after writing about Watchmen and Nausicaa for my Literature credit.

This is pretty much the most awesome semester ever

:orgasm

Hey.

My computer at home is dead. I'm at work and on the clock right now.

Let me know if anything interesting happens, somehow.

Meet Lyndsey:


Cute. :love

How old is grade 12? :x

Are Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians even allowed to reach the age of consent? Are they culled, or do they stop being like that after they get Liquidstatiked?

The suggestion has been IMed to me that they congregate in places I am not. Such as outside. :(

Which is absurd, as it's far too cold to hang around outside in Canada. :rolleyes


...unless that is how they die. :tear

They tend to hang around outside in cold weather wearing a suprisingly small amount of clothing, so I think it's somehow a triumph of Darwinism.

I wanna use...


...as I...

Bisexual Canadian Vegetarians?

Back in the day, we used to get 'em by gluing a piece of broccoli to the zipper of my pants. Then we'd yell, "OH MY! A big titted woman is pulling a Moosehead out her TINY panties...

Fuck it. The story doesn't even sound plausible

I'm gonna smoke a pack of cigarettes

In a rational moment while typing his message, it dawned on JediScum that he fully deserved a long, and painful death. We know the feeling, JS. We also want you to die.

T-azzdazzo, when you were raised as a Jehovah's Witness, did you get birthday presents? When I was seven I had to sit at the freak table with the freaks as I was and am a freak. One of the freaks was a JW by the name of Chris. He told me he didn't get Christmas or Birthday presents because of his close relationship with Jesus. I'd be a pretty nasty dad, but I don't think I could not give my child presents and blame Jesus for it. Well, maybe twice. But by the third year I would totally bet it wouldn't be so funny... OK, it totally would.

Is it cruelty to raise a child as a religion you're not?
I want a Hermetic Jew, a Witness for Jehovah, and... whatever crazy shit they believe in China.

I think I might be missing a step in my plan for raising children.

I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FOUR DAYS I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CATCH UP ON ALL THIS SHIT

THANKS FOR NOT WAITING UNTIL I GOT BACK

ASSHOLES

Funny thing, Tom. We did, Dick. Now shut up, Harry.

Also don't post in any threads until I'm all caught up

I will do a ban if rules are broken :glare

If only I was a handsome 12 year old boy, I could be Esuohlim too. :tear

hay guys what'd i miss?

JW's don't celebrate birthdays or Christmas or any holiday, with the exception of Passover. So, I didn't get bday presents, but I also didn't have to wait for my bday to get a bike.

Raising your children isn't something that you do. Raising your children is just making sure they don't die whilst living with you.

I like this theory.
I could be a good mother someday if theories like this become mainstream.

Or I could just not bother.

Remember, accidents cause people. Use a condom.

and don't drink and drive, you might spill your


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