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DIE A FUCKING DEATH, YOU CHEESE MONGER OF APPLENEES SEED PLACE WITH YOUR PNSY HATRASSD AND YOUR SHITTRWEY CATS PUCTURE S I THINSDK TRYOPU ALL SHOULD BE ASMAURDSGERED IN TYOUSGODAMNBN SHITTY BESDS TOYU FUCKING ASDAWEWOPRD OF BAD SHIS

liquidstatik

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:48 PM

'Being disgusting and overturning an edit' :lol

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563149)

so do you really hate me?

:lol

Sir, this is the internet. I dare say I hate you all a little bit. ;)

bigtimecow

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:50 PM

you do a good drunk type! we should make a translator

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:51 PM

Anyway, I have stuff to do. :(

Have fun burying my useless shuit.

bigtimecow

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:51 PM

bye pub!

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563154)

you do a good drunk type! we should make a translator

Oh man, that is how I type, I then spend ten minutes editing it into words, and then I send it. :(

bigtimecow

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:52 PM

damn, i thought you were all natural :-/

motherfaker

bigtimecow

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:55 PM

onto other subjects

while standing under a fire alarm at work today, i noticed a strange sound emitting from it:

dun - dun - dun - dun - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh (repeat 2x)
dun - dun - dun - dun - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh - dsssh

then i went to another fire alarm, and the same sound was emitting

??????????????????????????

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lobo Tommy (Post 563050)

If you don't know the name how is it your favorite?

Man, names are just the labels we put on things when we want to nail them down. I bet you have a name for your penis, well, how would you like a nail through it, BigBoi.

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563159)

damn, i thought you were all natural :-/

motherfaker

Yeah, having a time machine is great, it means I can send fsldvy,;uj.h0

bigtimecow

Jun 23rd, 2008 02:01 PM

thanks pub!

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 563157)

I fit the hereditary profile for Lynch's Syndrome, which basically means that I have a 50/50 chance of getting colon cancer eventually. My cousin is only in her early thirties and she's already had a lot of signs that it'll hit her soon although it generally strikes in one's forties. It's surprising thus that my father has had several polyps found but so far nothing too bad has come up, since he's past the age that it probably should have killed him by now. He's always alluding to the fact that he doubts he'll live much longer, but he's mostly just shooting for a heart attack I think from the vantage point of my family's penchant for stoicism (obnoxiously missing from my mother). Notably, he was incredibly thin until his early thirties and then he just kind of decided to follow in his father's coronary footsteps toward destruction and at 51 I'm amazed he hasn't had his first heart attack yet.

Seth gives it a lot of thought.

Pub Lover

Jun 23rd, 2008 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigtimecow (Post 563164)

thanks pub!

No problem, BadgerTreeCrop

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