Guys, I turned into liquidstatik over the weekend :(

details? :eek

I'm now involved with a highschool girl :(

T tried not to goddammit >:

duuuuuuuude, pictures? and i thought you were like 30 :lol

NO PICTURES, EVER


And I'm twenty, fortunately, and she's days over eighteen
I'm set, but I still feel dirty

Oh man, am I srsly older than you? I'm terribly immature. :(

I live in Mecklenburg county :(

And have seen that show :(

I was just having the age debate a few days ago with someone. This girl is 17 and this guy has been looking to date her who is 35. Not my cup of tea but she is into him too much.

Sometimes I get the chance to date younger women, but I always have to make sure that that aren't having a father complex. I don't make a great father to my lovers as I give them all the freedom in the world and all they really want from me is stability and guidance.

my idea for a porno: THE MIDAS CUNT.

You suck at porno movie titles.

what the fuck

:tear

I remember explaining that comic to my sister months ago.

Oh god I just realized that thing is a scorpion ;_;

:(

Dude :(

You are horrible, all of you

i'd rather stay here with all the madmen

gonna hide in this thread

:picklehat

DEAR I-MOCKERY I HAVE A CRUSH ON A NEW GIRL NOW :fag