Hah, that's nifty :o

not that the divorce lawyer's card >:

Happy Birthday, Austin and Brian. ;)

I'm sorry I did not wish you a happy birthday, GW. However, we both knew it wouldn't be. ;)

My birthday present was that I got to start chainsmoking

yay

Pictures of you sucking one down, please. :(

You might want to re-word that Pub.

I doubt it.

:lol

Obama won :o

I'm sure America is a better place because of it :\

SARCASM

ANYONE WHO ANNOUNCES THEY ARE MOVING OUT OF THE UNITED STATES NOW IS OFFICIALLY A RACIST. :(

:lol

:lol

lol, McCain's Wikipedia page

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2108/mccainfs3.png

lol :rolleyes

WIKIPEDIA VANDALISM IS FUNNY

RANKERI YOU PUNK SHIT

DID INDECISION 2008 ALREADY AIR MY DISH SAYS ITS ON BUT ITS SHOWING FUTURAMA >:

IT AIRED TWICE BUT I GUESS IT DEPENDS ON YOUR TIME ZONE, IT SHOULD COME ON AFTER FUTURAMA

I'm leaving.

if things get worse im leaving :(

indecision2008 wasn't as funny as i was hopin :(