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oh.

A mayor in a town near here just died suddenly. He was small-town famous for threatening some other guy with a gun at a city council meeting.

Some guys just go Draconian.

I just bought a pair of leather trousers. Damn am I excited!

Lube up and slip those bad boys on! :O

In hono(u)r of the departed Mr McLaren?

har har

hey guys don't forget to check out the meteor shower this week in constellation lyra :)

Ahhh, so that's why the sky was on fire last night.

YEEEEEEEEAH YOU SMUG SONUVABITCH, Y'AIN'T GOING TO HELL, BUT I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU ROT

Every time we get a good meteor shower, it clouds over.

FUCK YOU ELX! I WATCHED DAY OF THE TRIFFIDS, YOU JUST WANT AMERICA TO GO BLIND AND GET EATEN ALIVE





I BET YOU ALREADY BOUGHT SAM A ONE-WAY TICKET OUT OF HERE

Gates is going to hell for sure.

Day of the Triffids bugged me out real bad when I watched it.

oh well La-dee-DAH mistuh FANCY PANTS; some of use have just moved to a new state and been unemployed for five months AND CAN'T AFFORD TO GO OUT DRINKING WITH THEIR FRIENDS OR EVEN WASTE GAS BY DRIVING ANYWHERE IF IT WASN'T CRITICALLY IMPORTANT :(




I've still got two weeks before my new jobs start AM SAD AND JEALOUS NOW

Hey America, what is this where the Canadian Dollar is worth a tiny bit more than yours? How are you supposed to be number one with that noise? Come on! Get your act together.

We're not as fucked as the Euro is if Greece finally falls apart and defaults on everything :x


Funny thing, I specifically remember when the Euro was relatively new and Greece wanted in, and everyone was all like "uuuuuuuuuuh, your economy kind of sucks; that could bite us in the ass" and Greece was all like "Aw, you crazy guys! Quit joking around!"

Canada is just trying to entice us, same way that a whore with herpes gets a tit job and strips. You know it's worth something but at what cost man!

As long as Canada picks up the slack of our godless excuse of an economy (but Newsweek was just congratulating us on our miracle turnaround! oooh! I feel secure now!), we North Americans can still revel in our superiority to South America despite Mexico constantly ruining our reputation

Mexico is the older brother with a G.E.D that's constantly going in and out of prison, the US is the smart, spoiled, and mouthy youngest son who dropped out of college to work at his dad's company and get completely bombed in his spare time, while Canada is the responsible middle child who got himself a steady, respectable, unimpressive job and is pretty easygoing despite the fact that everyone takes him for granted and treats him like shit

South America, of course, is the group of families living in a trailer park a few miles away

:lol

hey company I do menial labor for where the exact fuck is my paycheck

And just like in every trailer park you'll find a meth lab, so too does Rio exist in South America.

Direct deposit is wonderful.

I can't even find this fucking constellation and I've been looking for two nights.

Hey Pub, I've got a jar with some New Zealish coins in; I'd send them to you but the coins probably wouldn't cover the cost of post.

I don't know if its currently visible in the lower hemisphere.