I'm watching Donnie Darko and GUESS WHAT SCENE I FORGOT ABOUT

goddamit

the one with him jerking off under hypnosis?

The what scene?! Was that some director's cut thing? :eek
My friend, I don't really want to think about you, but here we are.

Oh, hi there Kgp4death. I didn't know your ban was up. Are you going to post?

Don't you god damn try to visualize me.

MISDEMEANOR WHRE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU:(

I NEED GRISLYGUS

IN AN HOUR I NEED TO HAND-DRAW A FRIGGIN' SPRING COIL. TEACH ME

Dude... you can't just "learn" art man....
:lol

NEVER MIND IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT

THANKS

MILHOUSE I'M HERE BUDDY WHAT TIME IS IT AM I TOO LATE TO SAVE THE BABY

My spring coil looks like a turd sir and I'm going to fail this class now :(

Well post it then.

FIX IT NOW, I DREW IT SPECIAL-SIMPLE SO THAT IT WOULD BE REPLICATED EASILY HERE HANG ON

MAN, DUDE

START WITH THIS

THEN DO THIS

THEN DO THAT

That looks too hard. Make it easier.

THEN ADD IN DETAIL NOW THAT DOESN"T LOOK GREAT BECAUSE I SHITTED IT OUT IN FIVE SECONDS BUT THE ONE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT BY MAKING THE TOP TWO COILS ARC UPWARD, THE MIDDLE ONE BASICALLY STAY STRAIGHT AND THE BOTTOM COILS ARC DOWNWARD, YOU SHOW THAT YOU HAVE A GRASP OF PERSPECTIVE BETWEEN THAT AND THE DETAILING YOU WILL BASICALLY GET A FREE PASS AS LONG AS THE VERTICAL SIDES STAY MORE OR LESS STRAIGHT (THOUGH CORRECTIONS WILL BE GIVEN IF THIS IS AN ART CLASS, JUST NOD AND GO "AH! I GET IT")

Could you draw a large boot kicking a Finnish dog, please?

ALrghty, dure, I already have scratch paper out

:lol

That's great. This should be in the art thread because I feel sorry for it, but it's still great.