GODDAMN DELAY I'M GOING TO OFFICE SPACE THIS PHONE COPIER STYLE

bullSHIT "yes" i only got to render the legs and head in the last two minutes






which still reflects badly one me because it shows exactly how shitty my time management is :( EVERYONE THAT ISN'T ME CAN GO TO HELL

LOADING

LOADING

CONNECTING

LOADING

"POSTING"










"PLEASE WAIT"

:pagebrak

What is this part here?

That appears to be a buttock :posh

The left one to be precise, along with part of the back.

The shadow from the arm makes it looks weird.

BUT THE MAN DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME, GUYS

you shoulda seen the five minute ones :x

Did the model have mud flaps?

She was... slightly masculine.

sexy masculine or fat fratboy (chojin) masculine.

Masculine as in bikers would want to pay her to wrestle "sexy" trailer trash ladies in dive bars, but wouldn't really want her to be the one getting pinned

I think you did a good job, Gus. :)

Something like that.
I am. :(
I wouldn't call the icy southern wind's needle fingers 'nice'. :x
I had to change my identity. :eek

skype bowling is rigged

You talking about mudflaps?

My girls got em :lol

I met her on Monday, now that was a Fun Day

(you know what I mean)

What, your metabolisms never slowed down?

:(

Dammit, now that movie has fucked with my head and I'm completely and utterly depressed. It's only the second movie I've ever wished I could un-watch.

THAT'S IT SAMANTHA. YOU KNEW I WANTED TO HAVE A TEAM BUT MY TEAM WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT WIFFLES; YOU KNOW THAT SHES TOO NICE TO SAY NO TO YOU SO YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT JUST LIKE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.

I ALSO WANTED GRISLYGUS AS OUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER BECAUSE HE COULD MAKE US COOl POSTERS BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST. THANKS A lOT BRO. JUST YOU AND ME NOW. STARTING AT THIS MOMENT I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE YOU SITTING PRETTY IN THIS HERE CHAT THREAD CHASING YOUR GOD DARN RAINBOWS AND FOREVER SPOILING THE DREAMS OF LITTLE GIRLS. PREPARE FOR COMBAT, GIRD UP YOUR LOINS AND FULL STEAM AHEAD, IT'S BATTLE TIME!!!!!


AND I HAVE SOME BAR-B-QUE'N TO DO.


MUCH LOVE AND HAPPINESS,
elx
-THE SOON TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS-

YOU'RE SO RIGHT BEAUTIFUL BRILLIANT ELX, YOU DESERVE TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS SO I HEREBY WITHDRAWAL MY CANDIDACY.


ALSO I SMELL TERRIBLE AND I LIKE TO KISS MEN.

aww thanks sam, i'm glad you've come to your senses. i graciously accept this title with the promise that i will not let you all down!

FWIW, I eat less than I did in school, but I still eat pretty much what I want, and my BMI is hovering around 25. For my age, that's pretty good. I could stand to lose about 10 pounds, though. :(

As far as movie mind-rapes go, though, the killer hair is still giving me some wierd thoughts that won't go away easily. :( On the flip side, I convinced my Dad to watch TIST in its entirety, and he admitted that, once he realized it was satire, it was pretty funny.

ONE OPPONENT DOWN NOW THAT SAN IS OUT OF THE WAY AND HAS COME OUT ABOUT HIS HOMOSEXUALITY AND BODY ODOR. I AM ONE STOP CLOSER TO CLOSING THE DOOR ON THIS LANDSLIDE VICTORY FOR SAM, AFTER I CRUSH ELX.

Well it's a shame that San had to pull out, but now that the anti-elx vote is no longer split I think that there will be a surge in Sam popularity.