i'll do no such thing

also: hi elx

Hay willie, I'm sorry you're dead. :(

Did the Govenah deaded you?

Hi Willard

I have to give a presentation in two hours and I'm afraid I may die from throw ups. Are there any j*rks in hell I should know in advance about? :askwillie

But who will we turn to in our time of need of advice? We are all doomed. :wah






Or will we just have the Willie thread moved here?

pub is an INSTITUTION




ELECTION UPDATE: GRISLYGUS HAS BEEN COMMISSIONED FOR ELECTION ADS ON THE SAM CAMPAIGN, RIVAL ARTISTS MUST BE HIRED FOR THE TADAO AND ELX CAMPAIGNS (RESPECTIVELY) FOR THE POSTER WAR TO BEGIN. ARTISTS MUST NOT VOTE IN ELECTIONS: EXAMPLE, ELX HAS VOTED IN TADAO'S PHILOSOPHY POLL AND IS DISQUALIFIED ACCORDINGLY. WHO WILL CHAMPION THESE CAUSES? IT IS UP TO BOTH CANDIDATES TO SEEK OUT VOLUNTEERS

He ran away from a debate. I don't need a fucking poster.

That's my campaign slogan if anyone wants to make a poster.

ADDITION: IF NEITHER CANDIDATE CAN FIND A CAMPAIGN ARTIST TO REPRESENT THEM THEN IT WILL SUCK FOR THEM AND SAM WILL HAVE WON A DE FACTO MORAL VICTORY

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER

I guess Sam loses by default them.

YAY ME!

DUDE WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS AND THERE WILL BE NO CAMPAIGN TEAMS


FURTHERMORE TADAO SAM AND I ARENT EVEN RUNNING FOR THE SAME OFFICE???????


PLUS WE ALREADY WON

CHAMPIONS :rock

Should've watched the game in a bar though :(

The atmosphere would've been so much more awesome

Some of us like it rough though. :eek
Oh no! :chatter I mean: Yay! :yum
Also she is not woolly enough.
It is what I do now. :x
It is what I have always done. :x
I was woken in the middle of the night to see this. I should not've rolled over and gone back to sleep!

:wank :wank :orgasm

But to be fair I had just been linked to this: http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/poll....lts&pollid=230

POLLS!? >: >: >:

>:

Since when was there a Jefferson dollar coin? Like, can I buy things with this?

This?

http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/?flash=yes&action=jefferson

http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/$1coin/

"We appreciate your support of the Presidential $1 Coin program. You play an important role in the coin's success, so please spend them. The more $1 Coins that you can help circulate the better, because they last for decades, save our Nation money and are 100% recyclable."

cool beans, bro

Anything that I make and that could laughably be called "art" is vastly inferior crap to anything Gus can do with 5 min, one hand and a massive hangover; but Im willing to step up and give it a try for one of the unrepresented parties. :\

You might have a hard time spending them though. I've never heard of them. Vending machines should take them though.

pagebrak is long over due yo faggotholes.