The Kurt Vonnegut "Jailbird" Discussion Thread (faggots go away)
 

It's a good book, guys

Hi Seven Force!

Ok, what the hell.

Hi Esuohlim, hi faggot.

How are you two today?

F99Cloud (7:34:45 PM): Hey.
camacazio (7:34:50 PM): man you again
camacazio (7:34:55 PM): what's up?
F99Cloud (7:38:58 PM): Sorry.
camacazio (7:39:49 PM): none needed
camacazio (7:39:56 PM): regail me with a tale of the savage land from whence you came
F99Cloud (7:41:30 PM): brb

IT'S NOW 7:51 ASSHOLE I'M NOT SWIMMING IN FREE TIME HERE

I am so going to use this at work tomorrow!! :)

:lol Now THERE'S a TAGLINE! :lol

[19:24] Switch Dingo: WHAT WOULD YOU DO
[19:24] Switch Dingo: IF YOU WERE USING A PUBLIC RESTOOM
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and when you opened the stall and looked inside at the toilet
[19:24] Switch Dingo: you just see someone's internal organs all in the bowl
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and shit and blood every where
[19:24] Switch Dingo: bloody hand prints
[19:24] Switch Dingo: and footprints
[19:25] Switch Dingo: what would you do
[19:25] F99Cloud: Wipe off the seat. Then, business as usual.
[19:25] F99Cloud: Seriously, walk out and fucking tell someone.
[19:26] Switch Dingo: you wouldn't stand there in shock
[19:26] Switch Dingo: and just gaze upon the human disaster
[19:26] F99Cloud: Well, yeah.
[19:26] F99Cloud: I would.
[19:26] Switch Dingo: and wonder how they walked away from it
[19:29] Switch Dingo: like their intestine
[19:29] Switch Dingo: and stomach
[19:29] Switch Dingo: and liver
[19:29] Switch Dingo: like they just exploded from the sterum down
[19:29] Switch Dingo: into a toilet bowl
[19:32] F99Cloud: Ugh.
[19:32] Switch Dingo: BUT THERE IS NO BODY
[19:32] Switch Dingo: THEY WERE AWSOME ENOUGH TO SOMEHOW CRAWL OUT
[19:32] F99Cloud: I know.
[19:32] F99Cloud: God, I don't know what I would think about that.
[19:32] Switch Dingo: I would be worried about what he ate that caused that
[19:33] Switch Dingo: and hope that i didn't eat it
[19:35] Switch Dingo: maybe you would never want to eat again
[19:37] F99Cloud: I wouldn't. :/
[19:37] Switch Dingo: serious
[19:37] Switch Dingo: how crazy
[19:37] F99Cloud: What made you think of that?
[19:38] Switch Dingo: ino
[19:38] Switch Dingo: just thought of it =(
[19:39] F99Cloud: brb

IT'S NOW 8:06 AND HE HASN'T RETURNED >:

sam, your friend probably killed someone. >:

UPDATE GUYS:

[20:24] F99Cloud: I"M BACK GODDAMNIT
[20:24] F99Cloud: OH MAN MY STOMACH
[20:24] F99Cloud: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I LEFT IN THE TOILET
[20:24] Switch Dingo: :O
[20:25] F99Cloud: :o

AND ALSO WE HAVE THIS BREAKING NEWS TO REPORT:

[20:27] F99Cloud: God damnit I hate dale.
[20:28] Switch Dingo: me too

So yeah my day was alright i bought an extenal hard drive and i don't really know what i'm going to back it up with but I know that pornography will somehow find it's way in there

EARLIER TODAY:

[19:08] F99Cloud: I got an extra drive now. What should I use it for?
[19:09] Switch Dingo: PORN
[19:09] F99Cloud: That was my first choice! :D
[19:09] Switch Dingo: :O
[19:09] F99Cloud: But i'll need to buy it. :(

I definitely know a lot of roms will be there.

Maybe. :/

Hi.

Hey, Misdemonar. How've you been today?

Sevn Force you look just like this kid I know named Ephrum.

I tried to get anthoer job today..I failed. How are you?

I quit at my theater to work at teh Pizza hut :( The faggots at Block Buster refuse to hire me. I'm gonna make a fuckign Stink Nuke and put it in the return bin.

same here too, 'cept I sorta know them. They know that R rated movies burn my flesh.

There's a Blockbuster right nextdoor to me, and they turned me down. They don't really even do a thing during the daytime, why I couldn't get the daytime shift I dunno.

I'm doing ok. I'm thinking about getting an XBOX so I can mod it and play emulated games with an actual control pad. Sorry to hear about your shitty jobs (or lack thereof).

Some of the ROMs on the net are great fun.

Have you ever played Battletoads, the NES version, Seven Force?

i'll have a pack of marlboro lights in a box.

I hope you dont smoke them infront of your children >:

they're FOR the children :eek

Your Medicare Advisor would not approve

There hasn't been a 'hi!' for a couple of posts.

Hi!

and how are you!

Dale to make more crappy Dale posts, forum members to talk amongst other forum members, insults by day, PM's in the night.

WHAT IS GOING ON
I'm thinking about applying at the library as a shelf stocker...7.20 an hour, you can work whenever you want as long as you work 10 hrs a week...yea...

Hi 7 4s

you could at least be more original with your signature. mocking one user whom everyone dislikes by using a 2 word insult directed at that user just says you're a worthless jerk who has nothing better to do than make fun of people. if it wasnt for me, everyone would still hate you. most of them still do.

oh goddammit >:

Seven Force Beat Sigma like Fifty bajillion TIMES.

Ive only done it once.

Seven Force Got X's Blade Armor in MMX6

I didn't

SevenForce Is such a fan he even beat MMX8 without using Axl once!, and X isn't even availible untill half Way through the game.

I don't have a job

Seven Force didn't clean up his department OR fill out his Sweeping Sime Sheet.

Let's see that ID please.

This is true.

Yes, but I don't like the armors. I like using good ol' X.

I think you're refering to X7. :rolleyes

Wait, what?

So, how are all of you tonight?

heh. getting carded is a compliment at my age!

Oh "quote quote quote quote!"

Enough already 7 Up!

You couldn't be that old.

Ok ok ok...I have a special request for dale and Pram Maven.

PLEASE STOP POSTING HERE.

I don't need your stupid fuckin' dickwaving fucking up the thread. Why don't you two PM each other? Go make your own fucking thread and bicker there.

<<<-----you're making me very upset here this isn't a joke you know

Oh GREAT

Just encourage them why don't you.

hi sevenforce

Hey buddha.

How's it going?

not bad

ROM collecting is fun. ;(

Dale, I didn't pick this fight, and I'd much rather drop it now.

Seven Force, I got Monster Party on ROM, and it works fine, but Battletoads's side scrolling is all messed up. If you know anything about graphics, what gives?

Hi Seven Force!
Why are you going to be gone for the rest of the week? I saw your away message! Now who will I talk to when I'm bored and slightly drunk!
Who?!

Ignoring him would be a good idea. You don't have to "defend your honor" here or whatever. Fuck him.

It could be that the rom you have is corrupted in some way. Get another ROM or fix it with a utility. Zophar's Domain would be your best bet.

Also, what emulator are you using? What stage is this problem in? I'll probably need the filename of the rom too, unless you renamed it.

No, I put that on just to fuck with people. I'll be here. I'll need someone to speak to when i'm bored and slightly lonely. :(

Hmmm, ok, Sevenforce,

the ROM was downloaded, as was the emulator. I can't remember what it was called, but the scan rate was somehow incorrect, and I got a lot of flicker anywhere there was a sprite. Very annoying, as far as the level with the doom bikes, which are hard enough to pilot around those walls as it is.

I'll do some research and get back to you.

I'm sure seven his holding his breath. Hurry back now. :)

Bullshit X was useless without his armors >:

Pram Maven:

It definitely sounds like a corrupt rom. Try to find another one and test it out.

Terra: Is this what you had to PM me about? :rolleyes

ArrowX: Not if you know how to handle X. ;<

Thanks, man.

What causes ROMs to become corrupt? I've got another problem you might know the solution to, but it's kind of off the subject. It has to do with music software that stops responding in XP. No other operating system freezes it, just XP.. And it's the only software that crashes.

You might want to ask that in Technophile Talk.

Ok, thanks :)

so yeah anyways :rolleyes

Hi SevenForce.

Hey Pub. How are you?

Superb. How are you?

Ditto. I've been promoted. Wait, did I spell that right? :sick

The good kind of promotion?

Are you buddies with every woman on the board?

I don't know, why? :P

Well, not lunlun or GW. >:

IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN :(

You're so cool. :(

What are you on about, man?

He's on bundt cake.

What is bundt cake? :unamerican

Was that a crack about my weight? I'm very sensitive about being overweight. :tear

I would think that you would be more sensitive about your terminal cancer. :(

No, it wasn't a crack about your weight, it was a Mitch Hedberg reference.

http://www.google.com/search?svnum=1...rg&sa=N&tab=iw

hey how about being a bit more sensitive about mitch hedberg did you ever think of how his family feels about you fagging about with his material you son of a bitch

???
I was QUOTING him, not being insensitive. Fuck off a lot.

How about you fucking fucks stop fucking up my fucking thread. >:

FUCK

Hi Seven Force! :)
:lol

Hey Pub! :D

How was your day?

I watched this, & cracked up.

But it's UK comedy, so you probably wouldn't get it. :(

Not because you're stupid, because UK comedy is stupid.

How was your day? :)

Great, i'm learning the ropes as far as opening and closing the store. Counting registers, etc. I had to put in some overtime too so i'll be making extra cash.

What did you do today? :eek

I dressed up as Howard Moon from The Mighty Boosh. Which is also weird UK comedy.
I'd post a picture, but cameras I do not have.

What did you do today? :chatter

I just went to work.

There is nothing just about being a slave to the Man. >:

Oh wait, maybe that's a bad joke as you're almost black! :eek

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGERIA :lol

So, i'm just waiting for Terra to get on AIM....:rolleyes

Sorry for upsetting you, Seven. I wouldn't want your eye to wander more when you're mad :(

you know what fuck you :tear

:rolleyes

I'd roll my eyes IRL but it wouldn't look right. :x

You know what bothers me the most about you, nose?

Is that your not up in the thread in loveline. We could use some imput from those of you that have been buttrimmed by your uncle.

But then this career of yours must be really flooding your downtime.

And this is why your wasting your wack off time posting around here.

Or maybe your still trying to find your dick? That could take weeks.

:lol

Who let you out of the kitchen. You don't worry your little head about this whole complicated INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD, now get your short little feet back where they belong!

Embedded up your ass? No problem Hitler. :lol

Right over my head. HEY SHITSTORM THIS IS THE INTERNET! Inside jokes don't work here, because nobody knows you as well as you think. Christ sports wouldn't even hang out with you, you saggy cunt

Screw that, I wanna see what it looks like when you try to cross them!

Tearmeanewasshole Shittornado- See you there.

What a day what a day what a day... :(

Hey Pub. :)

Hey Seven Force.

Hey! How've you been today? Go on any exciting adventures? Fuck any of the strange locals? :o

Great. Yes. Oh Yes. ;)

& You?

Hi Seven Force. Why don't you respond when we all talk to you in SG mode in CoV?

It's hard to respond when you

a. Can't figure out certain things.
b. Are being shot at/attacked.

But yeah, sorry about that. :/ I'm not doing that to be a jerk or anything.

I'm doing fine. I got a blender today! :D I didn't fuck it though. :x

Sounds Splendid.

Hi Seven Force stop weaving SA references in everywhere ok love you bye

BLENNNDER!