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Isn't tapping out what you do when you are losing a fight?

I thought tapout was a brand name associated with the fighting. All the lumpen-scum that live here all started wearing this tapout crap just out of nowhere. One day it was G-Unit and then suddenly it's Tapout.

Hahahahaha. That's awful. Also, that is what they do when they're losing the fight. I feel like people wearing TAPOUT are tapping out to the fashion industry.

I'd like to see an old codger that lives in a hill confront someone wearing a tapout shift and regail him the deplorable time the well tapped out. No one had water for weeks. Myrtie died from the dehydration. Cousin Skeeter fell asleep in the well basin waiting for the water to tap back on. Cousin skeeter died of a water overdose in her sleep.

kahljorn

Nov 9th, 2010 09:18 AM

we all got syphillus that year

Wiffles

Nov 9th, 2010 09:19 AM

Flashlight term is confusing. It could be confused for a camera flash. Which flashes and is a light.
Torch would be confused for some flaming stick that you see on dungeon walls.

It should be called Battery-powered-portable-Handheld-illumination-device. ^_^

Zhukov

Nov 9th, 2010 09:44 AM

MMA and Tapout and UFC and all that shit is crap.

All it means is that the people that glare at me on my way to and from work everyday, and who are most likely conspiring to steal my wallet/life, are more likely to have huge muscles thanks to protein shakes and whey.

I'll have to start carrying a torch for defense.

10,000 Volt Ghost

Nov 9th, 2010 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 703404)

we all got syphillus that year

Syphillids on it. What's that you say?
Syphillids on it. Oh man no way!
Syphillids on it or else your gonna blow your top.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 703411)

and a pitchfork.

Wiffles

Nov 9th, 2010 11:02 AM

Is the urban jungle of Tasmania really that dangerous? From what you describe it, it sounds like skid row o.o

Esuohlim

Nov 9th, 2010 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 703393)

"A torch which uses fire as its light-source is often called a "burning torch", to distinguish from the modern use of the word "torch" to mean "flashlight" in all English speaking countries outside North America."

WHAT DO YOU CALL THE FLESHLIGHT OVER THERE THEN?

THE PUN IS LOST

Fathom Zero

Nov 9th, 2010 11:48 AM

Torchvag

Fathom Zero

Nov 9th, 2010 01:41 PM

BE A DEBASERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Sam	Nov 9th, 2010 02:23 PM

A FLESHTORCH

Pub Lover

Nov 9th, 2010 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 703428)

WHAT DO YOU CALL THE FLESHLIGHT OVER THERE THEN?

We call them Cartwrights after old Admiral Cartwright's revenge. :orgasm :cartwrighthandshake

Mockery

Nov 9th, 2010 04:31 PM

OMG HOLIDAY EMOTICONS!

:xmas3:xmas2 :xmas1

The Leader

Nov 9th, 2010 05:29 PM

Holy fuck.

captain516

Nov 10th, 2010 12:18 AM

fuck, that's catchy

Fathom Zero

Nov 10th, 2010 12:34 AM

@publover69

http://gizmodo.com/5685475/the-power...s-to-spaghetti

:eek

Esuohlim

Nov 10th, 2010 11:14 AM

Why is thinkgeek selling 28 products relating to bacon? Bacon-obsession is a nerd stereotype now? So much so that people are willing to buy bacon soap?

It's like they're encouraging these people to finally take showers and they'll still smell gross anyway

kahljorn

Nov 10th, 2010 12:17 PM

BACOOONN!!! LOOL

BACON FAD NOT OVER

Zomboid

Nov 10th, 2010 03:10 PM

PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!! CHEESE+PIES= EIPIC WIN!!!LOL!

Tadao

Nov 10th, 2010 08:02 PM

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