I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

this is so stupid first nasa tells us about a "30 year old" black hole 50 million light years away that we already knew about 30 years ago and now apple announces the beatles catalogue which i will surely forget by tomorrow since the entire world already torrented it anyway. ATTENTION WHORES!

news should be reserved for news and not 24/7 politics and retarded media announcements that aren't even interesting or cool >:

elx	Nov 16th, 2010 02:30 PM

and @ anybody that has a twitter account - you're a douchebag#

elx	Nov 16th, 2010 02:39 PM

also, this is awesome

Grislygus

Nov 16th, 2010 02:46 PM

On the plus side, the pointless media storm will make another terrified indian girl commit suicide, which is depressingly funny :(

Grislygus

Nov 16th, 2010 02:54 PM

huh. so, if every time a black hole is mentioned, a hindu child commits suicide... it's a third world version It's A Wonderful Life

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 704225)

and @ anybody that has a twitter account - you're a douchebag#

I find twitter to be be just like this thread but with people I actually want to hear from. :eek

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 03:36 PM

Unless you mean the crappy news media's love of reading from twitter comments. :x

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 03:36 PM

That is very much a bad handjob from a whore. :eek

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 704228)

huh. so, if every time a black hole is mentioned, a hindu child commits suicide... it's a third world version It's A Wonderful Life

:lol Gus! Where is your follow button? I want more of this.

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 703527)

I've been trying to eat veterinarian for a while now, so I made bean burritos. They're really good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 703550)

i imagine beans would go real well with those latex gloves

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 03:51 PM

Oh fuck, that is what would be known as a goddamn, faggy ReTweet (RT). >:

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 03:53 PM

@me Fucking gayass Twitter douchebag.

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 704230)

I went from hating hummus less than a month ago to eating it almost every day. :eek

It's replaced salad dressed for me

I make surprisingly good hummus. :eek

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 03:56 PM

Unless I run out of sesame seeds because I usually substitute in peanuts. :(

elx	Nov 16th, 2010 04:02 PM

pubby may i just stay in this thread with you forever and never ever leave?

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 04:20 PM

I am very keen on that arrangement. :orgasm

Grislygus

Nov 16th, 2010 04:50 PM

I didn't want to post my next comment because it would be butting in on elx and pub, except now elx is gone I can't remember what the hell I was gonna say next.

HAPPY UPCOMING FESTIVUS, I GUESS

Fathom Zero

Nov 16th, 2010 04:54 PM

i had enough patience to do four of those things, elx

Pub Lover

Nov 16th, 2010 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 704249)

I was going to post a video of that scene where Bill keeps singing "It's somebody's birthday I wonder whoooo", but it's not on the intarwebz. Hapbday

All of the ones I could find were either recordings from shitty video phones or mangled in shitty edits. :(