This roastbeef, tomato, onion, and horseradish sandwich is ruining my sinuses :(

Guys! Guys! Pay attention to New Zealand! We have trapped miners! We're just like Chile but we speak English! Guys!

Yeah Chile did it first, now it's just getting old :rolleyes

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Fine. We'll just let them die down there. How does that fit ya, tough guy? >:

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We're going to use a frigging robot to look at the bodies of the miners that Esuohlim killed with his attitude. :eek

TRAPPED :eek

FINLAND MINERS :eek :eek

SEND DOWN FOOD AND MIAMI VICE FAN FICTION :rolleyes :rolleyes

I think this is more precarious because there was an underground splosion and gas leak ;__;

Please be safe.

What's happening with mines all of a sudden? West Virginia, Chile, now NZ.

In other news, I almost retched at the thought of something (grapefruit mousse cake). That's a pun in French sort of.

These NZ miners are just looking to make a quick buck by getting stuck in a mine. Hats off to genuine trapped miners for keeping it real.

There's two Australians down there and the papers are portraying them as heroes and gods. One of them had a picture with him showing off his muscles nonchalantly by pushing his biceps forward with his fists while his arms were crossed, so I hope he dies.

I AM FRIENDS WITH THE INDIAN VERSION OF DEMETRI MARTIN

I feel fucking terrible today guys, sorry

yeah? i bet you dont have a cold and a broken nose at the same time, asshole

at least it's thanksgiving break though:(

your nose is thanksgiving broke?

For some reason I envision a very awkward silence when you ask your friend to get his picture taken by you.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY TURN IN YOUR MAN CARD YOU LITTLE BITCH

Yeah right. Our baby shower was pimp. We had a keg of beer at a VFW, bunch of food, pool table, Bills game on all tv.s, bunch of guy friends showed up. If anything I should get my man card upgraded for it.

edit: IRISH BABY SHOWER

Unless this robot is going down there to put them out of their misery there is no story here.

There was one in China on Sunday too. Chile was an impressive one, Virginia was relatively near you, & I'm trying to be funny with the human suffering near me.

There is a lot of mine related stories a lot of the time, I cover a few mining communities for work, so I generally slip them into my copy.

I wish to see how you make a broken nose adorable. :eek

Too late, Dimmy. Esuohlim already killed them with his being a goddamn tough guy. You're too late to the party. Take off the little hat.