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Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 04:26 PM
:pagebrak

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700267)
Am I supposed to know who the fuck Derek Frohock is? >:
He looks like this:



Anyone seen this guy? >:

Fathom Zero Oct 9th, 2010 04:38 PM
i just don't know

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by elx (Post 699587)
what do you guys do all day for amusement??
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 699590)
Work.
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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 699592)
Masturbate
Those are the two things that came to mind for me too. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 700271)
i just don't know
You're buddies with him though, SexyBelly. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by elx (Post 699605)
boys should get maternity leave also
They do here. Well no, they get paternity leave because we don't let them get pregnant because we are just so mean. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 699622)
They already do.
Oh hey. :)

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 699738)
If I get a bolt in my cock, you guys'll be the first to see it. Otherwise, there's nothing particularly special about it worthy of taking a picture.
I never get bored at looking at dicks.

Fathom Zero Oct 9th, 2010 05:05 PM
so boring it is

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:11 PM
Plus it is only a prelude to me putting them in my mouth anyway.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 9th, 2010 05:33 PM
Best view in the house. Hey Pub. :halloweensmileface

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:53 PM
Hullo 10k, I saw those halloween emoticons. I don't take part in memes I didn't start though. :eek

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 699987)
I think the reason I barely ever post here anymore is that twitter pretty much covers all the bases I-Mockery used to.
I left here for twitter, but I barely post there because I worry people might actually read what I have to say. :x

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 05:57 PM
No worries of that here. :lol

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 700279)
Plus it is only a prelude to me putting them in my mouth anyway.
I made that post at 2010-10-10 10:11, which just shows I think about penises for all noteworthy events.

Fathom Zero Oct 9th, 2010 06:19 PM
I love you, Pubber

Pub Lover Oct 9th, 2010 06:26 PM
I love you too, TightButt.

Zhukov Oct 9th, 2010 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by MLE (Post 700219)
To the spider haters in the thread- you do know that you don't have to worry about them, with the exception of black widows (small) and brown recluses (even smaller), red backs, trap doors, funnel webs, wolf spiders, black house spiders, white tipped, mouse spiders...
Some spiders have venom that is effective against humans but not so much against other animals. Doesn't that tell you something?

Kitsa Oct 9th, 2010 10:03 PM
wolf spiders are unnerving as hell and, in the case of rabid-wolf spiders, will run right at you without fear, but generally don't pose any threat to humans.

Zhukov Oct 9th, 2010 10:42 PM
They cause a very painful bite. I think pain is enough grounds to worry about them.

elx Oct 10th, 2010 12:03 AM
question:


are funny chicks sexy? like do you guys think kristen wiig/tina fey/sarah silverman are hot?

elx Oct 10th, 2010 12:03 AM
(although i dont really think silverman counts as funny but w/e :( )

Esuohlim Oct 10th, 2010 12:23 AM
ESUOHLIM WILL FIELD THIS QUESTION

THE ANSWER IS YES >: Sense of humor is second only to intelligence. And I rate both of those above physical attractiveness. :gay

MLE Oct 10th, 2010 12:43 AM
And Sarah Silverman is just an annoying cunt.

Fathom Zero Oct 10th, 2010 02:19 AM
I'm not a fan of any of those broads. However, Amy Schumer is cute. But cute's not really the best. She's awesome, though. And most people have to be intelligent to be funny, Milhorse.


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