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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to distract from and ignore Hickman. MY GIRLFRIEND SENT ME A PICTURE OF ME SLEEPING. IS THIS CREEPY OR NOT. I THINK IT'S CREEPY BUT SHE'S HOT. SO NEGATED CREEPY?
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text cock pics to her
no face, though that's a rookie move |
She damn well already knows what my cock looks like
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I'm definitely getting 'Play Misty For Me' vibes from it, and the fact that my sleeping face looks totally stab-able in the picture doesn't help
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text knife pics to her
no face, though |
WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING TO GIVE HER IDEAS
BEST PLAN EVER |
send her a picture of your penis as though it were a knife and tell her you're going to stab her in the vagina
in self-defense |
SO would that mean I photoshop my hand gripping my dick like a knife, or photoshopping it onto a knife handle
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Photoshop your arm onto your cock and then a small knife into your cock's hand.
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YES
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This sounds totally made up. I wish I could remember who I was talking about :( |
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WE DON'T MAYBE PUB LOVER DOES THOUGH :( |
HE SURE AS HELL DOESN'T
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I'm sure he's created numerous photo-realistic composites.
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LIKE THE ICELANDIC SCULPTURES OF CTULHU, THE AWE-INSPIRING, TERRIBLE GREATNESS CAN ONLY BE VAGUELY HINTED AT
MY COCK SENDS THE UNWORTHY STRAIGHT TO FUCKING AZATHOTH |
It crooks to the right.
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Some lady came in to the deli today, with a helper dog. My co-worker immediately blurted out "Why do you have a dog? You don't look blind."
Holy fuck. He's said all kinds of dumb shit, but I've never actually been embarrassed by him before that. |
Helper, sic balls.
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Haha
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It's okay that people ignore my posts. I have very little bandwidth where I go normally on this grand Afghan tour and I rarely have the opportunity to re-load pages. Just as long as some people read it and possibly get a 'heh' out of it.
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I just read Ligeia by Edgar Allen Poe. Like. as a book. like made out of paper. I think, i like, book. book. good. bok. i like.
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Why is Jimmy Pardo's "Never Not Funny" podcast only occasionally funny? >:
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