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Pentegarn Apr 11th, 2011 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 717239)
I've lately started freaking out and becoming intensely uncomfortable the instant I realize that my hair has grown just past the point that I think I need a haircut. At this point, I'm inconsolable; even my girlfriend's insistence that longer hair looks 'Cuter on you', I almost rabidly insist on getting a haircut.

I feel you. I like to keep my lettuce tight as well, soon as it grows beyond a certain point I get antsy and want it cut right away. Heck my GF even voices pretty much the same longer hair argument as well.

Shrubfest Apr 11th, 2011 07:18 AM

Sounds like the usual fun. I got given the whole Adobe Cs4 pack, and the only thing I've touched is Photoshop.
I don't even know what half of the shit is.

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 07:19 AM

All you need to know is that Maya is hellspawn

LordSappington Apr 11th, 2011 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 717262)
I feel you. I like to keep my lettuce tight as well, soon as it grows beyond a certain point I get antsy and want it cut right away. Heck my GF even voices pretty much the same longer hair argument as well.

This is also getting worse with having my girlfriend's prom in a few weeks; whenever I get reminded of it, I stare at a mirror and try to think 'Should I trim my hair? I think it needs a trim. And what about the color? I think I need to touch it up. But should I stay with the blue, or go with green?'
I can see why my parents thought I'm gay.

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2011 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 717251)
My edit button's been stolen.

I don't think you fags realize how crippling that is.

You should never have been given it back. >:

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2011 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 717273)
I can see why my parents thought I'm gay.

All the cocksucking was probably it. :eek

LordSappington Apr 11th, 2011 01:20 PM

Figurative or literal? I'm pretty famous for both

Tadao Apr 11th, 2011 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 717197)
Seeing as I don't factor in the billboard photo, you'd best change the title from "Ladies of I-Mockery" to "Ladies of I-Mockery I'd Have Relations With".

But you put a restraining order on me. >:

Tadao Apr 11th, 2011 02:02 PM

Also the photomania thing only allowed 3 photos. You think I actually took time out of my busy day to photoshop them in? HAH

Tadao Apr 11th, 2011 02:03 PM

Also getting jealous turns me on. :yum

Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2011 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MLE (Post 717199)
Or "Ladies of I-Mockery That Sound Like They're Single"

Shrub is legally married but no one here is taking that seriously

MLE Apr 11th, 2011 02:19 PM

I'm not single either, but that doesn't stop people from assuming since I'm not with Choj, I must be single.

Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2011 02:21 PM

And Elx is still 14, so the only single and obtainable I-Mock lady is kahljorn :eek

Grislygus Apr 11th, 2011 02:26 PM

Kahljorn IS very confusing in drag

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2011 02:50 PM

Wait, is it not ok to wank over pictures of married/dating women? :eek

Tadao Apr 11th, 2011 02:55 PM

I always check the single status of the women in the porn that I jerk it to.

Zhukov Apr 11th, 2011 02:57 PM

Nobody is single? Guess I can stop the sucking up then.

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2011 03:32 PM

What a curious way to masturbate. :eek

elx Apr 11th, 2011 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 717279)
underage


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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 717288)
14

really? twice in one day? I am almost 19 and I took that picture like two months ago :@

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 717295)
Nobody is single? Guess I can stop the sucking up then.

Hangie is single :)

elx Apr 11th, 2011 04:12 PM

what was the name of that one film that was really sad with that zombie that sang that song that was like "all byyyyyy mysellllllf"?

Colonel Flagg Apr 11th, 2011 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 717297)
I am almost 19 and I took that picture like two months ago.

DO THE MATH, PEOPLE! >:

Colonel Flagg Apr 11th, 2011 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 717273)
I can see why my parents thought I'm gay.

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 11th, 2011 05:06 PM

Hangie is more of a its complicated status....cuz thats a thing you can pick places now. I'd love to see that on my health and dental information.

Name: Bill
Occupation: Claims
Deductibe: 20%
Marital status: It's complicated

Sam Apr 11th, 2011 05:45 PM

It's complicated between Shrub and me. :(

Shrubfest Apr 11th, 2011 05:47 PM

Husband has decided to read this convo, as it's 'casting aspersions on our marriage' and that 'Tadao is clearly the alpha male here, and Milhouse backwards is the young upstart who needs to be put across my knee. Pricks'

I lol'ed.


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