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Guitar Woman May 19th, 2011 08:21 PM

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My friend Chelsie is seeking a new friend! She’s a very good 28 year old woman who made an error in judgment when she was younger. Now she resides in Coffee Creek Correctional Facility where she will remain for just 13 more months.

Currently Chelsie is enrolled in business classes and an optical program. She is very bright and committed to putting her criminality behind her. In her pursuit of a more quality life she is requesting letters from a caring and non-judgmental person who may also be seeking a friend. Once you get to know her you’ll be inspired by her ambition.

Please e-mail me for information on how to begin corresponding with Chelsie.
lol :(

Guitar Woman May 19th, 2011 08:26 PM

I better get blaspheming. The weather's too nice to leave for some shitty stupid boring fucking cloud palace.

Esuohlim May 19th, 2011 09:25 PM

IN HEAVEN THE WEATHER IS ALWAYS NICE

ALSO WHEN YOU GET TO HEAVEN YOU IMMEDIATELY KNOW ALL LANGUAGES

10,000 Volt Ghost May 19th, 2011 10:18 PM

Also deltron 3030 plays all the time. Just like this page should be.

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2011 10:59 PM

where doing it man

where MAKING THIS HAPEN

MLE May 20th, 2011 12:57 AM


WhiteRat May 20th, 2011 01:49 PM

Heaven just got a little more macho....

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/20/randy-...stler-florida/

10,000 Volt Ghost May 20th, 2011 02:25 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Colonel Flagg May 20th, 2011 02:49 PM

:tear

executioneer May 20th, 2011 03:17 PM

grandpa's with the big saucercrab in the sky now taddykins :(

kahljorn May 20th, 2011 03:55 PM

THATS WHAT YOU GUYS GET FOR MAKING FUN OF THE RAPTURE

GOD WAS LIKE, "ALRIGHT FINE, IM TAKING SOME OF THE BEST FROM AMONG YOU" AND HE TOOK MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE AND A THOUSAND BABIES AND ORPHANS

Pram Maven May 21st, 2011 12:07 AM

I-mockery killed Randy Savage with its carbon emissions. Jerks! You ruined him a perfectly good...whatever.
He had a future... A future of pounding his chest and roaring one-liners at sticks of jerky. Now he will never one-line again. Instead, he is side-lined and silenced forever. :(

Shyandquietguy May 21st, 2011 12:51 AM

Do you even understand basic social concepts?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 21st, 2011 01:41 AM


LordSappington May 21st, 2011 04:17 AM

I walked into Gamestop, and realized: If Rapture is tomorrow, Duke Nukem will have never been released.

WhiteRat May 21st, 2011 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 722334)

He's got a new 3030 album coming out soon.

My feet hurt and my back is fucking killing me but nothing beats bartending a wedding for 9 hours and walking out with 320 smackers ca$h money. THEY CALL ME BIG STACKSSS

Esuohlim May 21st, 2011 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 721948)
You look like the kind of girl I would ask out. :(

;) ;)

Esuohlim May 21st, 2011 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 451790)

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Pentegarn May 21st, 2011 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pram Maven (Post 722321)
I-mockery killed Randy Savage with its carbon emissions. Jerks! You ruined him a perfectly good...whatever.
He had a future... A future of pounding his chest and roaring one-liners at sticks of jerky. Now he will never one-line again. Instead, he is side-lined and silenced forever. :(

Wow Pram, even for you that is a new level of suck. Way to keep raising (lowering) the bar buddy

Pram Maven May 21st, 2011 11:23 AM

I'm in the process of being deprogrammed. Give me a few, I'll think of something funny that passes i-mockery's muster committee. Have you ever worked at night? Try doing it for nine years. It fucks you up. I used to be quick-witted and could make anyone laugh without any effort. I'M sad to look at the sack of unfunny shit I've settled into. It's embarrassing to have literally no good material. Maybe I'll just lurk for awhile. And be saaaaaad.

Pub Lover May 21st, 2011 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 722385)
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The post you're quoting is from 2006. A few pages of me arguing with Lenor later & I'm describing a grotesque sex scene involving me, Rongi, Fartin and Guitar Woman raping some poor kid that foolishly posted in this thread. GW seemed way too into it. :x

Grislygus May 21st, 2011 02:33 PM

OH NO, I PULL A NIGHT SHIFT AND IT SCREWS ME UP, DESPITE THE FACT THAT OTHER PEOPLE ALSO PULL NIGHT SHIFTS AND HAVE NO PROBLEMS

Pub Lover May 21st, 2011 02:59 PM

Plenty of the people I know that work night shifts talk about becoming walking zombies after a while. :\
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Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 722433)
I took a read through a bunch of this. Pram Maven doesn't seem nearly as entertaining as thekapn or OAO or Vince was. :(

Nostalgia. >:

Shyandquietguy May 21st, 2011 03:00 PM

Swing shift is worse! You get the feeling that you're supposed to go to bed but you're not tired! AND THAT'S ONLY DURING SUMMER!!

Pub Lover May 21st, 2011 03:01 PM

:pagebrak


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