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xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 10:06 PM

I like Sprite with Grenadine.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel

I was going to make that, then I doubted it's humour. :x

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 10:15 PM

Considering I posted it, you were probably right in your judgement.

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 10:23 PM

I suck at this game zomboid has me playing.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 10:28 PM


Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I suck at this game zomboid has me playing.

What game is that?

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 10:30 PM

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=9e9j39vb

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
Considering I posted it, you were probably right in your judgement.

I doubt everything I post, but I try & wait until after I've hit submit to think about it.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 10:33 PM

I remember Kings Of Chaos, a whole bunch of people from this board used to play, but it was really gay so AChimp tried to make a better one... :lol

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 10:33 PM

Those guys on that chaos thing require you put in a case-sensitive word thing everytime you do anything.

And when I wanted to train my soldiers they gave me this:


Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 10:35 PM

:lol @ ...xmcj/UncalledFor.jpg

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I really need photoshop. Or talent.

Talent is more important than fancy tools. ;(

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 10:39 PM

Yah, but either one would be nice.

Zomboid Dec 17th, 2006 10:39 PM

EVERYONE CLICK IT AND JOIN >:

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=3ep5w6y2

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 10:45 PM

:lol

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 10:53 PM

God, my guys flee from everybody.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 10:55 PM

I don't like games that I have to use calculators for, it's too much like work.

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 10:57 PM

Fuck calculators, i just click links and type in whatever number I think will work.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 10:59 PM

Yeah, & that's why you're losing.

Strategy games require the use of strategy. ;(

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 11:02 PM

I wasted money on a big candle that costs 40,000.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:03 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:04 PM


xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 11:05 PM

That seriously does look like an aged "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:06 PM

Who wouldn't?

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 11:09 PM

yay! I won one

Battle Report


Your soldiers march onto the battlefield

Your generals report on your army's status:

27 of your soldiers are trained attack specialists
0 of your army consists of untrained soldiers

15 of your trained soldiers receive weapons and 12 are weaponless

15 are given a Knife

None of your 0 untrained soldiers have weapons

0 are given a Knife

Your field scouts report on the status of the enemy:

None of the enemy's 15 trained soldiers have weapons

None of the enemy's 10 untrained soldiers have weapons


Both sides charge!
Your army strikes!

0 Knife were sabotaged by enemy spies!!

Your troops inflict 398 damage on the enemy!
The enemy sustains 0 casualties!

exile565's forces counter-attack and inflict 71 damage on your army!
Your army sustains 0 casualties!

Your generals report on your weapon damage:

Knife

All were used
0 were found to be sabotaged
Weapon strength went from 5 to 4.99


You defeated the enemy!

As exile565's army runs from the battlefield you examine the collected spoils:
You stole 139,146 gold from exile565!
You return to camp, your troops elated from your glorious victory.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:15 PM

All joking aside, don't post that shit here, ok?

MetalMilitia Dec 17th, 2006 11:17 PM

Is Achimp's online text-based-rts-whatchamacallit still around?

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:20 PM

Sort of. :lol

http://legions.flamewars.org/

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 11:32 PM

I'm so signing up.

MetalMilitia Dec 17th, 2006 11:35 PM

I had an account but I think it's been removed. :(

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 11:36 PM

All the URL's don't work. :(

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:39 PM

AChimp did a reset everytime he updated the game because his hardcore users would use any bugs to cheat & then everyone would complain about cheating & forget that they were meant to be just testing...

AChimp was in the process of rewriting the code from scratch when he quit the whole thing completely, so now there isn't even the bones of a game to sign up to.

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:43 PM

Suncrafter posts a few times, and all he gets in reply is us bitching about his avatar being too big.

We're a bunch of fogies. :x

MetalMilitia Dec 17th, 2006 11:47 PM

It is too big >:

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:49 PM

Of course it's too big! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:50 PM

I didn't say it wasn't too big! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:50 PM

I'm saying we're not the ones to tell him it's too big. :(

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:52 PM

OH MY GOSH! HE'S BREAKING THE RULES! :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Dec 17th, 2006 11:53 PM

It's the internet equivalent of complaining about kids wearing hoodies & playing on our lawn. :eek

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 11:58 PM

It does mess up how we see the boards though, with things all stretched out. :/

xbxDaniel Dec 17th, 2006 11:59 PM

I don't feel compelled to call him out about it though, I'm sure some mod will come around and fix his pic for him.

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:01 AM

Yes, that is right. It misaligns the columns... until an Admin removes his avatar &/or bans him.

Plus none of the threads that the new guy posted were worth replying to other than to chastise him for his avatar. Fogies.

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I don't feel compelled to call him out about it though, I'm sure some mod will come around and fix his pic for him.

Damn my long-winded & slow replying. :lol

xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Is it just on my browser that the right side of the bubble is cut off?

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:05 AM

YES! :eek

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:06 AM

:sigh

xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 12:06 AM

I requested a title change.

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I requested a title change.

Yeah?

xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 12:07 AM

Yeah.

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:08 AM

Did you pay more money, or become cool with an admin?

Terra Dec 18th, 2006 12:08 AM

Hey you GUYS!!! How's everybody doing??

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Hey you GUYS!!! How's everybody doing??

Hello Terra. ;(

Terra Dec 18th, 2006 12:09 AM

Wassup Pubie??? How you been??

xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 12:10 AM

I'm drowsy.

xbxDaniel Dec 18th, 2006 12:11 AM

I'm going to bed.

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
until an Admin removes his avatar &/or bans him.

Well, Boogie & Chimp didn't do it. :(

Terra Dec 18th, 2006 12:11 AM

Night night time for xbxdaniel!!

Night sweetie!

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Wassup Pubie??? How you been??

Yeah. ;(

Wassup wit chu & how have you been?

Terra Dec 18th, 2006 12:14 AM

I *axed* yo first!

Actually I fine and getting ready to go overseas again. What's going on wit you?

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
until an Admin removes his avatar &/or bans him.

Well, Boogie & Chimp didn't do it. :(

But they're too busy with real lives to read every thread like a loser. :(

I vote for Emu to be made a board moderator. :)

He'll read all of it. :x

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
What's going on wit you?

As I said, yeah. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
...getting ready to go overseas...

Qatar again?

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 04:35 AM

hey guys :D

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 04:47 AM

my chest i fucking hurting ;<

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 02:28 PM

pub: 30000000000 post in an hour :rave

danny: whats up punk?

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
pub: 30000000000 post in an hour :rave

Not in the least unusual. ;(

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR. DANNY TATOM
my chest i fucking hurting ;<

What have you done now, buddy? :eek

Girl Drink Drunk Dec 18th, 2006 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Hey you GUYS!!! How's everybody doing??

I got a new job at this grocery store. I've been a little out-of-the-loop in terms of things going on in I-Mockery, lately. What's new with you?

Sam Dec 18th, 2006 03:43 PM

Guys, my wood splitter has the power to split 16' logs. :/

executioneer Dec 18th, 2006 03:47 PM

that's what SHE said padum bum

Sam Dec 18th, 2006 03:50 PM

And Willie comes through with the game winning play!

THE CROWD GOES APESHIT.

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 03:57 PM

I :love willie .. he rocks! and is ultra sexy when he shaves ;)

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 03:59 PM

FUCK NO! >:

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 04:00 PM

WILLIE'S BEARD IS MEGA-AWESOME! >:

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 04:01 PM

DON'T BAD MOUTH WILLIE'S BEARD! >:

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 04:05 PM

pub: calm yourself.. haha

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 04:10 PM

I just get very angry when crazy lesbians say bad things about awesome beards. ;(

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 04:22 PM

crazy lezbian Thats HOT! :love

I never said his beard Looked bad at all! I just said he looked sexier when he shaved some of it off!

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor
crazy lezbian Thats HOT! :love

Well damn. :(

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 04:37 PM

:rock

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 04:38 PM

hey guys :O

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 04:39 PM

Hey Mister Tatom.

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 04:40 PM

i can't wait for christmas :x

kahljorn Dec 18th, 2006 04:43 PM

i had an early christmas the day before yesterday and it was great :(

i got a marble rolling pin.

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 04:45 PM

idk what that is :X

so far all i know is they bought me a new cell phone :O

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 04:46 PM

ello' hows it there in arkansas?

Everyone just gives me lots of money and expensive choclate .. every grls dream ;)

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 04:49 PM

o0o0o.. Im buying myself an 2 others helio phones. Im Always getting lost, an im the only one with a cell, and it doenst have signal anywhere thats not a city :/

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 04:51 PM

its aalright hurr in arkansas, its boring ;<



yeah, i get money from everyone else. it's kinda lame, i miss opening lots of presents ;o

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 04:53 PM

HOORAY FOR MONEY! RIGHT GUYS? ;(

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 04:57 PM

i know, rite

im going to buy like cases of cigarettes :O

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 04:59 PM

Especially at strip clubs! you can get this lap dance here for free

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 05:00 PM

:eek

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 05:01 PM

;)

Lenor Dec 18th, 2006 05:04 PM

U know it cutie!


So anyone doin anything for new years eve?

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 05:05 PM

nothing that i know ;<

i want to go to a happenin' party :X

executioneer Dec 18th, 2006 05:08 PM

i'm gonna take my copy of 40-year-old virgin and cross out the 4 and write a 3 in it and then i'm gonnan superimpose my face over steve carrells when i watch it

kahljorn Dec 18th, 2006 05:09 PM

Rolling pins are used to flatten the dough when you're making bread or cookies or something. ;(

MetalMilitia Dec 18th, 2006 05:11 PM

also to chase mischevious children out of the kitchen.

liquidstatik Dec 18th, 2006 05:13 PM

ahh, gotcha ;o
sounds fun i guess :x

im watchin that verizon video metalmillitia posted ;o

Pub Lover Dec 18th, 2006 05:13 PM

Hooray for no rolling pin sex references! :D


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