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Esuohlim Dec 25th, 2007 02:15 AM

Happy Jesus-was-probably-born-today-but-we-don't-for-sure-but-hey-presents Day, guys. :D

Tadao Dec 25th, 2007 02:33 AM

I'm gonna start celebrating March 25th as "Happy God Fucked Mary Day!"

Sebra Dec 25th, 2007 03:36 AM

what about a frankie muniz day huh

Esuohlim Dec 25th, 2007 04:29 AM

HEY GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT TODAY THAT MY 16-YEAR-OLD COUSIN DIED OVER TWO MONTHS AGO AND HIS FAMILY NEVER BOTHERED TO TELL US

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE ELSE THOUGH

Tadao Dec 25th, 2007 04:50 AM

^That kinda blows. My little brother killed himself 3 months ago and my dad didn't want to tell anyone on his side of the family. I can kind of see how he just can't handle all the phone calls. Maybe your Uncle and Aunt needed to just deal with imediate family matters first.


Guitar Woman Dec 25th, 2007 05:08 AM

Oh lord, someone uploaded Outlaw Star's entire run to youtube, dubbed and uncensored

Nostalgia rush ;<

MarioRPG Dec 25th, 2007 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 516029)
Happy Jesus-was-probably-born-today-but-we-don't-for-sure-but-hey-presents Day, guys. :D

:lol Genius.

Pub Lover Dec 25th, 2007 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 515971)
How would he know that he can't write anymore?

When we stop buying them. :lol


Seriously, fanboys don't quit. :x

Grislygus Dec 26th, 2007 12:31 AM

What's up




The Ratchet and Clank game that I bought from Best Buy for my probably-eventual younger stepbrother didn't come with the cd. He got to open it on Christmas eve, which is when I was pressured into going back and exchanging it.



Fun fun fun!

executioneer Dec 26th, 2007 04:46 AM

MERRY CHRISTMAS 45 MINUTES TOO LATE, FOLKS

MarioRPG Dec 26th, 2007 08:48 AM

I bought a 500Gb external harddrive today for 100$ (thats a deal here ok(

Asila Dec 26th, 2007 01:20 PM

I have never in my life gone shopping on the day after Christmas--I'm masochistic in an entirely different way--but some reason today I feel the pull...unnecessary sales...must buy crap....

MattJack Dec 26th, 2007 07:57 PM

I grabbed my best friend's dick last night on accident. It was the first man dick i've ever had in my hand before (besides mine duhhhh).

Now he won't return my calls or even answer his phone. :(

Guitar Woman Dec 26th, 2007 08:11 PM

How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

Tadao Dec 26th, 2007 08:22 PM

By accidently unzipping his pants, and accidently opening your hand, and acidently grabbing it with a firm lubed grip.

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MarioRPG Dec 26th, 2007 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 516196)
How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

He thought it was a girl's penis GW, if you've ever seen a woman you'd understand. j/k we luv you

Tadao Dec 27th, 2007 01:36 AM

The new show left me unfullfilled.

Hold me.

MattJack Dec 27th, 2007 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 516196)
How do you accidentally grab someone's dick

He had a lighter on his crotch and I went to grab it, but I accidentally grabbed it.

It's all good now though because we just act like that never happened, so I'm straight again.

Look out world.

Asila Dec 27th, 2007 06:52 PM

My laptop started smoking yesterday. I undid everything today, took what I could apart, dusted it (the extent of what I can do to a computer) and now I'm on it again today. I'm kinda asking to get set on fire.

Tadao Dec 27th, 2007 07:04 PM

A Bukakke party will out that out.

Did you find what was burning?

Chojin Dec 27th, 2007 07:06 PM

Someone on here had a laptop burn their lap before :<

Mine gets toasty but what else could you expect from a 600mhz monster machine like that

Cfr5 Dec 27th, 2007 07:08 PM

Wow, your laptop is eight times faster than mine.

MLE Dec 27th, 2007 07:09 PM

i wish i still had my old pcg-505 vaio :<

Moobs Dec 27th, 2007 07:09 PM

My laptop is burning my thighs all because i tried to play Club Penguin on it :(


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