Originally Posted by Coldcache
Hello I'm a person no one knows or remembers, so I'm going to show up and talk nonsensically for a bit now okay then great heyup dude was talking earlier about the things you got up to here a while back, the snowy background and shit, now I'm going to tell you about how I look
Oh ho ho looks like this "Pub Lover" guy is coming on to me, lol internet sure buddy ha ha ha get some rope listen to me talk nonsensically again, I'm such a wacky character mustard gas shape ha ha do you get it, it doesn't make sense ha ha ha
Hey do you remember that one person, I would annoy him ha ha those were the days hifive :vetcred lol
Anyway, I'm noticing now that this thread isn't going anywhere and the gay mods haven't deleted it yet ha ha fags anyway do you remember that guy yet, he was a great guy once he realised i was deliberatly winding him up at every op, always imagined him becoming president one day ha ha that was sarcasm, guys, you should take lessons from me sometime. I remember when he called me a spamwhore, those were the days
Man what is with Pub Lover, he's still coming onto me oh my god maybe he's serious I need to straighten this clusterfuck out right now "MY god you are a real bum bandit, I was only joking.are you an experienced gay or a fumbler." ha ha that'll show 'em
Wait he's being wacky now I don't know how to handle that uhhhhhhhhhh like cheese does? ha ha beat that
wait no, he just did well you know what you're BORING, you know that, you're BORING, ha ha I'm being wacky again armenian dwarves ha ha lol wait glowbelly actually remembers me I better address this threat and move on semiserious response here guys this is business wait what stalker huh well I better make a joking-serious response at this part, but I think I'll leave some opportunity open in case she wants to cyber wait no she's not serious look at me now I'm being just silly and clever wait maybe they don't realize that okay switching gears now "sorry not you gb that twat" ha ha checkmate, baby, wait i haven't driven her off yet "just die"
Wait, now Pub Lover's back with some of my old stuff, this is bad I hadn't matured yet and he can make me look bad with them I need to come up with a strategy here, okay I think a condescending tone would work here "wot ya doin now, making a compilation of my old posts to spam the thread some more. ?" argh, he's still doin it I better shut him down right now I tell you what "WOW what a revelatin you can searc for old posts, i am proud of you, thats the first sign of inteligence youve shown.HE was a rastafarian sikh." Ooooooh snap dawg wait WHAT it's not working, gnurrrrrrrrrrrrr okay, allright, it's time for the big guns Coldcache, time to lay it down here, time to lay down the hammer now
"not fucking likely dude i would top myself if i was you.this place has changed, how have you remained here since 2002 with the boring shit you spew forth.Im sorry but i hope the mods delete this thread cos its just crap and you should be proud of the fact that i cant be bothered with you cos i will rip the piss out of anyone but you are incapable of being insulted.]Were you abused or kidnapped by aliens or some shit when you spilt out of your mother.really dude i wish you were on the old board, you wouldnt have lasted a minute you are boooooooooring beyond belief.do us all a favour and stfu."
BAM, layin it down like Emeril over here suckas, awright peace I'm out