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Tadao Jan 24th, 2010 11:25 PM

:pagebrak

Guitar Woman Jan 24th, 2010 11:54 PM

SORRY ELX IT'S JUST THAT NOTHING GETS ON MY TITS MORE THAN PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT DRUGZ AND TRYING TO CHANGE MY MIND WITH RIGHTEOUS RAGE

I'M NOT EVEN HURTING YOU FFS JEEZE

DevilWearsPrada Jan 24th, 2010 11:57 PM

Speaking of kgp4death



He wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses at night

bigtimecow Jan 25th, 2010 12:05 AM

of course he does

hey guys fuck elx and lumpsian who's with me

kahljorn Jan 25th, 2010 12:08 AM

ME
Quote:

He wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses at night
I bet he reads CHUCK PAHLANUIK too

elx Jan 25th, 2010 12:09 AM

fuck yourself sasquatch

and hope you sleep well kitsa!

bigtimecow Jan 25th, 2010 12:10 AM

who you callin' sasquatch

FLAT FOOT

Tadao Jan 25th, 2010 12:17 AM

BEAT IT BEARD CHEST

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 12:19 AM

HAI GUIYS

Tadao Jan 25th, 2010 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 669483)
Speaking of kgp4death



He wears a trenchcoat and sunglasses at night

OH HI, I'M 6 MONTHS LATE BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Babs Jan 25th, 2010 12:30 AM

I bet he's a fan of the Matrix.

DevilWearsPrada Jan 25th, 2010 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao
OH HI, I'M 6 MONTHS LATE BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't tell if you're serious or trolling me :(

Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2010 01:14 AM


Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2010 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wikipedia
In November 2006, Jones was criticized for her behavior at a Delta Airlines party. Witnesses claimed that, at one stage, she removed items of clothing, claiming to be "Queen Bitch Jungle Mother of New York." Her publicist later denied the claims as "ridiculous."

:lol

Babs Jan 25th, 2010 04:25 AM

So the other day when I was pondering about my job I came to this conclusion. The blood drive is nothing more than a pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula.

kahljorn Jan 25th, 2010 04:43 AM

woot i fixed my phone now :O

Guitar Woman Jan 25th, 2010 04:53 AM

Hulk Hogan has revealed that his luck has changed after a judge reportedly ruled that his ex-wife must return his favorite toilet seat.

The wrestler filed a lawsuit in December which claimed that Linda Bollea unlawfully removed items from their former family home including chandeliers, a tanning bed and fixtures and fittings. Amongst items that Hogan particularly wanted returned was the "wooden antique toilet seat from the guest house".

According to the Daily Star Sunday, Hogan, who split with Boella in 2007 after 20 years, announced: "The judge says she has to return the toilet seat, a chandelier and everything else."

Boella was said to be using the loo seat as a picture frame to house a photograh of Hogan, 56. A friend said that the wrestling champ was deliriously happy with the ruling. "Hulk's had a victory and feels a lot better. He feels this is a sign his luck is returning!"

Tadao Jan 25th, 2010 12:49 PM

He's taken way to many hits on the head.

Grislygus Jan 25th, 2010 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 669597)
You(you meaning everyone) need to watch the remake of the Wicker Man with Nicolas cage. He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock. Also he might have dressed up like a bear.

Is there a slightly more coherent lunatic that we could convince to translate that middle sentence?

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 04:01 PM

I understand it perfectly.

Guitar Woman Jan 25th, 2010 04:07 PM

FOLLOW UP JOKE: Linda stole TNA? :rimshot

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 04:08 PM

:boohissboo

Fathom Zero Jan 25th, 2010 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 669601)
Is there a slightly more coherent lunatic that we could convince to translate that middle sentence?


Grislygus Jan 25th, 2010 04:46 PM

Yes, I've seen the godawful remake, I still need a translation of "He Sweet Chin Music's Leelee Sobieski's face into a grandfather clock."

Sam Jan 25th, 2010 04:47 PM

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU'LL NEVER KNOWWW

IT'S A CALIFORNIA THING :rolleyes


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