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Tadao May 6th, 2010 05:59 PM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost May 6th, 2010 07:00 PM

I bet there was a bunch of awesome going on during the last page but its all blank to me. Except the part about KD.

Dimnos May 6th, 2010 07:06 PM


Tadao May 6th, 2010 07:07 PM

:lol

Tadao May 6th, 2010 08:33 PM



The initials you see on darn near every zipper you own stand for Yoshida Kōgyō Kabushikigaisha, which translates into “Yoshida Manufacturing Corporation.” The company is named after Tadao Yoshida, who started the zipper concern in Tokyo in 1934.

The Leader May 6th, 2010 08:49 PM

I did not know that.

Colonel Flagg May 6th, 2010 09:58 PM

Does he have to pay you royalties for using your name?

And Dim, that is one AWESOME cartoon. :lol

elx May 7th, 2010 02:53 AM

THIS NEW GOOGLE SUCKS


IT IS TOO BINGY GARBlAHBWARBLUR

Sam May 7th, 2010 03:06 AM

So a nigga can ride out to the honeycomb hideout
I'm gonna show you how to wild out like Jack Tripper
Let me be bambino on your snippas
YKK on yo zippa lick you like a lizard
When I'm slizzard or sober 6 million ways to fold ya
Like Noah I get twos of you and you get pretty deep
But I'll call yo ass round 8-ish I know you'll be there for me

Zhukov May 7th, 2010 10:46 AM

I was thinking the EXACT same thing.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 7th, 2010 10:54 AM

MUTUAL CONCENSUS CONFIRMED. I still need to fill out my census form.

Zhukov May 7th, 2010 10:58 AM

About google.

Dimnos May 7th, 2010 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 684490)
THIS NEW GOOGLE SUCKS


IT IS TOO BINGY GARBlAHBWARBLUR

At first I thought something was wrong with my computer. :lol

Dimnos May 7th, 2010 01:07 PM

I changed my sig to something Chojin said then he drops this gem.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 684425)
No. There is no appreciable difference. You're just being conned by hippies instead of suits.

:lol

elx May 7th, 2010 01:16 PM

GOOGLE IS FASCIST, FIRST THEY FORCED THE YOUTUBE LAYOUT ON US EVEN THOUGH 97% OF THE PEOPLE IN THE BETA HATED IT AND NOW THIS. WHAT THE HELL WE ALREADY HAD ALL OF THOSE OPTIONS WHY DO THEY HAVE TO MOVE THEM TO THE SIDE LIKE THAT.


WE HAVE GIVEN THEM TOO MUCH POWER.

Grislygus May 7th, 2010 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 684525)
I still need to fill out my census form.

IT'S TOO LATE GODDAMNIT, I'M LEGALLY REQUIRED TO BE HERE, JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR PLEASE YOU CAN JUST REFUSE SO I CAN JUST LEAVE YOUR SHITTY NEIGHBORHOOD. YOU THINK YTHAT I WANT TO WASTE MY TIME WITH YOU?! ALL OF YOUR NEIGHBORS ALREADY ANSWERED MY QUESTIONS! YOU ARE MAKING ME LOSE MONEY EVERY DAY I HAVE TO COME BACK BECAUSE ONE TO FIVE HOUSES REFUSE TO ANSWER THE DOOR AND NONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOU AND THE HOMEOWNER THAT RENTS THE HOUSE TO YOU WON'T ANSWER THE PHONE WHAT THE HELL KIND OF A FREAK ARE YOU AND I'M STUCK IN THIS HELLHOLE AND ONLY ABLE TO WORK TWO HOURS A DAY BECAUSE I CAN'T GET MY NEW ASSIGNMENTS UNTIL I CAN SOMEHOW PROVE THAT YOU EVEN EXIST YOU GODLESS BASEMENT DWELLING WHOREMONGERS

Grislygus May 7th, 2010 01:19 PM

OH YEAH, AND THE BATSHIT CRAZY PEOPLE ARE FUN TO INTERVIEW AS WELL.


REAL FUCKING FUN.

Grislygus May 7th, 2010 01:24 PM

AND THEN A BARNEY MILLER EPISODE WAS ON LAST NIGHT THAT I WATCHED OUT OF SHEER BOREDOM AND THERE WAS ANOTHER CENSUS GUY IN THE EPISODE AND HE WAS SCREAMING IN RAGE AND I'M SITTING THERE NODDING AT EVERYTHING HE SAYS AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD BECOME A COSMIC JOKE


NO WAIT, THAT WAS EARLIER IN THE DAY WHEN I DROVE SIX MILES TO TRY AND VISIT THE GIVEN ADDRESS OF THE CONDO "HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION" AT 25031, SUITE 206. ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THERE WAS NO BULDING 25031, THE STARTED AT 25291 AND WENT UP FROM THERE, AND THE ONLY -31 IN THE ENTIRE OFFICE COMPLEX WAS 25431, WHICH CONTAINED SUITES 107-207... ONLY TO REALIZE THAT THERE WAS NO SUITE 206, ONLY SUITES 205 AND 207 I'M TRAPPED IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE FOREVER THERE IS NO ESCAPE NOW

Dimnos May 7th, 2010 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 684604)
You can only blame yourself.

Whenever someone presents an argument, you only give us links to articles and tell us to read it and that we can find answers from there. Have you even read those articles? Seems like you only link us to them because they have headlines you can agree with, yet closer inspection shows how they are irrelevant or contradict you.

I love that even Finland is against Coolie. :lol

10,000 Volt Ghost May 7th, 2010 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 684593)
OH YEAH, AND THE BATSHIT CRAZY PEOPLE ARE FUN TO INTERVIEW AS WELL.


REAL FUCKING FUN.


My g/f is working for them too. She finished her binder already so for all her quick work she gets to go to the ghetto to do them. I'm going to pick her up a reversible red/blue shirt because I don't remember if we have crips or bloods here.

RaNkeri May 7th, 2010 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 684607)
I love that even Finland is against Coolie. :lol

I TRIED BEING NICE, BUT GOD DAMN IT


SHEEESH, SOME PEOPLE :(

Zhukov May 7th, 2010 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 684612)
My g/f is working for them too. She finished her binder already so for all her quick work she gets to go to the ghetto to do them. I'm going to pick her up a reversible red/blue shirt because I don't remember if we have crips or bloods here.

:lol

Shrubfest May 7th, 2010 02:25 PM

I are sad. I got a C- for my costume.

Stupid uni.

Grislygus May 7th, 2010 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 684612)
My g/f is working for them too. She finished her binder already so for all her quick work she gets to go to the ghetto to do them.

jealous RAAAAAAGE i need some fucking hours and these fucking nonrespondents are STRANGLING me

10,000 Volt Ghost May 7th, 2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 684623)
I are sad. I got a C- for my costume.

Stupid uni.



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