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elx Nov 17th, 2010 02:42 AM

justin bieber's dad is sorta hot

Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2010 02:54 AM

I AGREE

WAIT, IS HIS DAD RICHARD FORKIN.MP4

elx Nov 17th, 2010 02:56 AM

:highfive

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 03:09 AM

Great, conversation's slowed down. That's where I come in.



GRISLYGUS PRESENTS:
Grisly Poetry

No one, nowhere, nothing to do
Had to find me someone to screw
thought i'd pick up some porn and see my sweetie too
two hours went by and my sweetie knew
that she'd get me to marry her too
Twenty years went by,
now I'm through
Turns out my old girl is a fuckin shrew


Henpecked husband to Dinah...
that's my life

If moonshine had a vagina...
I'd kill my wife

Pub Lover Nov 17th, 2010 03:57 AM

I wish more of you pretended to be girls on here. I always find that adorable.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 17th, 2010 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 704352)
Great, conversation's slowed down. That's where I come in.



GRISLYGUS PRESENTS:
Grisly Poetry


If moonshine had a vagina...
I'd kill my wife

Resonates with my soul.

Wiffles Nov 17th, 2010 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 704353)
I wish more of you pretended to be girls on here. I always find that adorable.

Nothing is more adorable than Girl-Tadao <3

Kitsa Nov 17th, 2010 08:33 AM

dammit, I was going to put up a pic of Tadao in a bikini leaning over a car and photobucket is down for maintenance. DAMMIT

edit: there we go


Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 12:30 PM

OH YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY DO YOU

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 17th, 2010 12:38 PM

Hahahahaha, bad times.

Esuohlim Nov 17th, 2010 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 704353)
I wish more of you pretended to be girls on here. I always find that adorable.

Me too :orgasm

But yeah does anyone here really believe elx is a girl? At least GW provided TWO pictures before the jig was up

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 01:00 PM

DON'T YOU DARE RUIN PUB'S FANTASY I AM A KNIGHT IN GUSSING ARMOR AND WILL DEFEND HIM TO THE LAST AND YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK WITH A GUY IN GUSSING ARMOR IT IS TEFLON-COATED AND MAKES YOU IMMUNE TO ASBESTOS FIBERS aw screw it, I don't care

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2010 01:32 PM

elx has been indicted on three counts of bitchassness

Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 704362)
dammit, I was going to put up a pic of Tadao in a bikini leaning over a car and photobucket is down for maintenance. DAMMIT

edit: there we go


I think the model needs to be more of a plus size girl. :(

elx Nov 17th, 2010 01:39 PM

what does it matter? not like i'm misleading or pursuing any of you anyway, that's not gonna change. there are more interesting things to discuss!

Wiffles Nov 17th, 2010 02:34 PM



Girl Tadao, the younger years. <3

Wiffles Nov 17th, 2010 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 704374)
what does it matter? not like i'm misleading or pursuing any of you anyway, that's not gonna change. there are more interesting things to discuss!

I support Ellie pictures to the fullest! The world demands them!!~

Tadao Nov 17th, 2010 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samfucius (Post 704357)
It's no biggie, because literally everyone who tries to spell my name does this, but it's Samfucius (or SAMfucius, if you like. I sure do). But seriously, everyone adds the unnecessary O. I even did it when I first thought of the name, but it didn't look right, so I looked up Confucius and learned the correct spelling, which is not at all obvious.

And hey, at least I didn't have to hear you try to say it out loud. When people try to say that during a game over a headset, I always get 'Sam-fush-us' or my personal favorite (which happens a LOT), 'Sam-Fuck-You-I-Us', sometimes shortened to 'Sam-Fuck-Us'.

But it's a pet peeve, and if you could change that, I would be very grateful.

SAMFUCKASS

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 03:47 PM

so it's settled, we all now have to call him something other than his actually name.
Here's some options to get everybody started

Samfillament
Samfred
Samfucks
Samobfuscate
Samfulicious
Samfatsalot
Samferrigno
Samfalamander
Samfotamus
Samlent Green
Samfugeddaboudit
Sam the Man
Sam the FIREman
Sammy Sosa
Samfuscious
Samfuscia

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 03:49 PM

And shyandquietguy's new name is Alan Parson's Project, for no damn reason whatsoever

Sam Nov 17th, 2010 04:06 PM

HIS NAME IS FAKE SAM. >:

Grislygus Nov 17th, 2010 04:08 PM

hm, i still like samfuscia better

kahljorn Nov 17th, 2010 04:12 PM

SAMFAUXIA

Sam Nov 17th, 2010 04:14 PM

You son of a bitch.

kahljorn Nov 17th, 2010 04:18 PM

:lol

HOW IS SF THE DAY IM NOT THERE JERK


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