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Pub Lover Jan 11th, 2011 12:04 AM

:pagebrak

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 02:11 AM

Edited because of horrible grammar: It sucks when you're puking your guts out, and can only eat bread or dry toast.

executioneer Jan 11th, 2011 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 710236)
uh before bro, no one likes fatties and that includes women

i know for a fact that (normal) fatties still can get hell of ladies, my much heavier cousin has had multiple gfs, one of whom is currently supporting him while he goes to school

my problem(s) are all mental, including the weight. i need to get rid of/mitigate my avoidant p. disorder and depression first or i ain't going anywhere (evidence: not having gone anywhere in the past 12 years)

Chojin Jan 11th, 2011 03:06 AM

i'm telling you bro, shit starts to fall into place after you get your body in line.

http://www.oldtimestrongman.com/henryrollins_iron.html

executioneer Jan 11th, 2011 03:13 AM

maybe but i gotta do it my way at this point

im working on doing regular exercise to get primed up before actually working on a diet right now and im gonna just do reduced calories, it was pretty easy before and i actually was making progress before i fucked up

think i need to move outta where i'm at first though my living situation is less than ideal

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 03:17 AM

If you have a bike, and it's feasible, start biking to/from work. I used to be terrible at running for long distances (as in, I could run very fast, but only jog for bout half a mile before gasping and wheezing), but because I have to bike 8 miles to and from college, I found I can run for a couple miles at a time, no problem.
It's good stress relief, too.

Chojin Jan 11th, 2011 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 710260)
maybe but i gotta do it my way at this point

whose way have you been doing it up until now

have you kicked their ass yet

executioneer Jan 11th, 2011 03:36 AM

well i shaved his head and made him look like an idiot, if that counts

Pub Lover Jan 11th, 2011 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 710269)
SIX. FUCKING. YEARS. :eek

I am sad that I cannot find where I saved the pictures of Jack showing off his creepy muscles. :(

LordSappington Jan 11th, 2011 03:59 AM

Is it the picture he posted in his thread and in Loveline?

Pub Lover Jan 11th, 2011 04:04 AM

No, that is a new one. I was going to reply to a newb by posting the old ones. Sometimes I regret breaking my obsessive hoarding of pictures.
Quote:

Originally Posted by captain516 (Post 710262)
Still no picture? What are you, scouring google until you find one that's "believable" enough?


kahljorn Jan 11th, 2011 02:36 PM

is it legal for a company to say, "WERE GOING TO BE MAILING YOUR CHECKS NOW SO THEYLL COME WHENEVER AND ALSO If tHEY GET LOSt WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM!!!!!"

seems like some bullshit a crazed Willy Wonka look-a-like would say before jumping out of a window and going off to ruin someone else's day with his crazy ideas ;/

Dimnos Jan 11th, 2011 02:38 PM

They dont give you a direct deposit option?

kahljorn Jan 11th, 2011 02:41 PM

nah they do but we just haven't set it up yet. That's pretty much what we have to do now :(
they require one of our checks though and we don't use checks :O

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 11th, 2011 03:06 PM

I had to order a set of checks to get direct deposit.

kahljorn Jan 11th, 2011 03:29 PM

STLL I DONT SEE WHAT THIS HAS TO DO WITH THEM NOT BEING RESPONSIBLE FOR CHECKS

PLUS FUCK BANKS. THE LAST BANK I DEPOSITED A CHECK INTO TOOK ALMOST TWO WEEKS TO CLEAR ALL OF THE MONEY ;/

WHY ARE BANKS AND CREDIT CARDS TRYING TO OWN ALL OF OUR MONEY.

Tadao Jan 11th, 2011 04:04 PM

We went to the labor law people in California some 15 years ago when it was a regular thing for our paychecks to not be good for 2 weeks. Yeah, they gave us a check but good luck getting the money out of the bank as they had zero.

The labor guys said that there is nothing they can do so long as the checks eventually clear. I'm guessing they would say there is nothing they can do so long as they check eventually reach you.

Dimnos Jan 11th, 2011 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 710325)
they require one of our checks though and we don't use checks :O

Tell those queers its the new fucking millennium.

Kitsa Jan 11th, 2011 05:00 PM

credit unions are where it's at, fuck banks

every January they split up an amount (this year it was $4m) among members. I got ten bucks.

elx Jan 11th, 2011 07:38 PM

I was able to join the state employee's credit union since I was working at my university for a bit. It's seriously the best, they're helping me with scholarships atm and will back me when I go to purchase my first car. best rates ever.

also they sent me free amusement park tickets. :)

captain516 Jan 11th, 2011 10:45 PM

What the fuck is up with all these superhero movies lately
I mean, it's awesome and all; too bad it's just a fad :(

Babs Jan 11th, 2011 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 710264)
whose way have you been doing it up until now

have you kicked their ass yet

He actually has a really good point and outlook on the whole thing.

Chojin Jan 12th, 2011 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 710380)
He actually has a really good point and outlook on the whole thing.

aside from the whole not improving his life in any way aspect of it

Zhukov Jan 12th, 2011 07:23 AM

I am with the most evil bank in Australia, and all my friends try to convince me about how evil and bad banks are.

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 710423)
HE has to be touching HER, not the other way around. Anyway, the arm in the second pic belongs to the the guy with the white face paint.

You want the moon on a stick. :eek


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