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Fathom Zero Jan 12th, 2011 10:39 PM

Friends are pieces of shit. You don't talk to me for seven months, then you walk up to my mom and ask how I'm doing? Go fuck yourself. Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.

LordSappington Jan 12th, 2011 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 710478)
I don't remember this being covered on "Oz":

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/...0,775068.story

I've never had one. Are they good?


They're nothing special, but they're pretty good. I'd recommend them sometimes, maybe.

Pub Lover Jan 12th, 2011 11:57 PM


Tadao Jan 13th, 2011 12:09 AM

Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.


Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 12:55 AM

I feel better.

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 01:04 AM

I apologize if my language is a little salty.

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 01:12 AM

But seriously, there is nothing that makes you feel like an idiot more than fake friends. :(

Chojin Jan 13th, 2011 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 710494)
But seriously, there is nothing that makes you feel like an idiot more than fake friends. :(


MattJack Jan 13th, 2011 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 710482)
Friends are pieces of shit. You don't talk to me for seven months, then you walk up to my mom and ask how I'm doing? Go fuck yourself. Fuck your mother in her rotten cunt.

Years are much worse mi amigo.

Fathom Zero Jan 13th, 2011 03:39 AM

That happened to me a few days ago - old girlfriend emailed me after she stopped talking to me. I think it's been four or five years.

I told her it's been over and done. That doesn't bother me as much as the friend stuff.

And I know that, in my heart, I can always count on Duke.

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 03:53 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69705523


I just use this thing called the address bar. But then again Im old school. :\

Shrubfest Jan 13th, 2011 04:20 PM

I despise travel. I'm nearly in tears from trying to book train tickets.

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:36 PM

Esuohlim, I caught Shrub listening to They Might Be Giants. You really missed the boat there. She might not have hated you. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:37 PM

I'm kidding. No woman will ever love you, Tom. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 710558)
http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69705523


I just use this thing called the address bar. But then again Im old school. :\

I use an RSS Reader to keep me from obsessively staying up every night & skipping work to remain up to date on all the sites I like. If you're an adult with the ability to decide what things are worthy of your time in a responsible & healthy manner then I envy you very much. :eek

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 04:54 PM

I just skim. If i miss it, fuck it. Cocks in the sea or something like that. :\

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 05:00 PM

I imagine you have never sat & pulled every hair of your beard out individually & then had to have your hands tied down when you started on your scalp. :lol :crazy :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 05:02 PM

Oh, I see. I meant shocked not crazy. :shocked

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 05:07 PM

No. Havent done that. :\

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 05:11 PM

Have you posted the same phrase into this thread over and over for hours at a time? :eek

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 05:11 PM


Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 05:11 PM

Minutes maybe. Hours no. Im small time.

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 05:14 PM

I have a lot of trouble breaking out of repetitive actions. I had no desire to shave/cut my hair the times I have fallen into mild Trichotillomania. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 13th, 2011 05:16 PM

So, yes. This is why I use RSS. Insanity. :eek

Dimnos Jan 13th, 2011 05:17 PM

How did you know you had it then?


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