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Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2011 09:44 PM

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Seven Force Jan 20th, 2011 10:47 PM


Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2011 11:30 PM

Randy, you tunin' sonofabitch.

captain516 Jan 21st, 2011 04:48 AM

I wish my foreskin was emo so it would cut itself

Fathom Zero Jan 21st, 2011 05:16 AM

YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOUR FORESKIN WAS EMO BECAUSE SOSA SAID SO?

Shrubfest Jan 21st, 2011 11:27 AM

How does someone decide at 21 that they want gender reassignment surgery after only starting think about possibly of being the wrong gender 11 months ago?

This seems exceedingly rash.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2011 12:43 PM

But cause it all stated to make sense, you can totally tell from the pictures that you hubby is a woman.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 21st, 2011 02:27 PM

I'm a dad

LordSappington Jan 21st, 2011 02:27 PM

While I was waiting in line for my meds, some guy, maybe 45 years old, was talking to the lady next to him about the spirit that was next to him. Which understandably weirded everyone out. Then, when his prescription card wasn't working, he took it back, and the gist of what he yelled was something like "This is all a crock of... you don't want to know what I know! Fucking Illuminazi bastards!" and stormed out. The next ten minutes were spent laughing, and making sure he wasn't coming back with a gun.

kahljorn Jan 21st, 2011 02:57 PM

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How does someone decide at 21 that they want gender reassignment surgery after only starting think about possibly of being the wrong gender 11 months ago?

This seems exceedingly rash.
They won't be able to get gender reassignment surgery if they just started thinking about becoming a woman 11 months ago :O unless they go to thailand or some shit where they don't have rigid psychological standards. event hen they might have problems :O I guess he could always lie though and be unsatisfied with his hideous fauxina later. HIS FOX VAGINA

pretty much you have to want to be a woman before you're sexually active, otherwise its just seen as fetishism.

kahljorn Jan 21st, 2011 02:58 PM

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I'm a dad
Congratulations!!!

Tadao Jan 21st, 2011 04:26 PM

I'm sorry for you!

Shrubfest Jan 21st, 2011 04:56 PM

Did you eat the placenta?

Congrats, also.

kahljorn Jan 21st, 2011 05:06 PM

someone told me you're supposed to like save the after-birth and feed it to your child several months afterwards or some strange magic will befall him

Tadao Jan 21st, 2011 05:55 PM

I think the afterbirth is supposed to be beneficial to the mother and the baby gets the the benefits from the mothers milk. At least that's how it works in the animal kingdom.

kahljorn Jan 21st, 2011 05:57 PM

yea ive heard it that way too :(

but it struck me as really odd that people would consider feeding an infant 6 month old placenta :(

Tadao Jan 21st, 2011 06:19 PM

I would think that it might totally overload a baby. Maybe that's how they make super heroes and villains.

Fathom Zero Jan 21st, 2011 06:30 PM

In the animal kingdom, babies are eaten in addition to afterbirth. I think we need to set our bar some other way.

Fathom Zero Jan 21st, 2011 06:38 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 21st, 2011 07:06 PM

Thanks. Were saving the placenta. I didn't know about the feeding the placenta to her.

Tadao Jan 21st, 2011 07:31 PM

Turn it into a paste and then rub it on your cock and make her blow you. Just a suggestion.

MarioRPG Jan 21st, 2011 08:26 PM

Congrats on the baby thing and have fun in parenthood. Real Dads Don't Eat Placentas.

executioneer Jan 21st, 2011 08:42 PM

PLACENTA NACHOS

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

King Hadas Jan 21st, 2011 10:09 PM

Why are you guys still talking about placentas, am I really the only one blown away by that Youtube video FZ just posted?.

executioneer Jan 21st, 2011 10:54 PM

its like bart the general only dragon ball z instead of simpson


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