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Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2011 11:16 PM

Tadao, if sexual favors are what it takes to make it up to you for giving you a hard time, I'm willing to do anything.

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2011 11:40 PM


Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2011 11:46 PM

I've been going through Danny's home videos.:eek

Pub Lover Jan 22nd, 2011 11:47 PM


Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2011 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 711287)
Congrats 10k. Its not really as hard as people make it out to be.

Your kid turn 1 yet Kitsa? Shouldnt she be sometime around now?

Yep, she turns 1 on Wednesday. You're good!

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2011 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 711319)
I've been going through Danny's home videos.:eek

Danny sent me a torrent once.

ONCE

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2011 12:10 AM

No wonder you were raided by the rozzers. :eek

Zhukov Jan 23rd, 2011 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 711316)
Tadao, if sexual favors are what it takes to make it up to you for giving you a hard time, I'm willing to do anything.

Aren't you like 16?

Babs Jan 23rd, 2011 02:04 AM

Who's dick am I going to suck to get a little respect here?

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2011 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 711330)
Aren't you like 16?

You're right. Dylan is a little old for the big T. :eek

Pub Lover Jan 23rd, 2011 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs (Post 711331)
Who's dick am I going to suck to get a little respect here?

Send me a picture of your dick & I'll respect you. :yum

Fathom Zero Jan 23rd, 2011 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 711332)
You're right. Dylan is a little old for the big T. :eek

;)

Babs Jan 23rd, 2011 02:19 AM

It's that simple? Just a dick pic?

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2011 01:29 PM

Yep

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 23rd, 2011 04:57 PM

Thanks guys. She's adorable as fuck



We had to use artificial insemination actually because my dong was too big to fit in my girlfriends giner.

kahljorn Jan 23rd, 2011 05:19 PM

:O

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2011 05:33 PM

:eek

Fathom Zero Jan 23rd, 2011 05:41 PM

d'awwww babies are so mexican looking

Babs Jan 23rd, 2011 05:42 PM

Congratulations Bill! Not to many people are confident enough to show their babies off here at I-mockery.

stevetothepast Jan 23rd, 2011 06:41 PM

congrats on the new addition bill

Kitsa Jan 23rd, 2011 06:43 PM

She's beautiful! It'll be a rough couple of weeks but then it's all (mostly) good.

Sam Jan 23rd, 2011 10:41 PM

I can't wait for her to be 18, Bill.

Phoenix Gamma Jan 23rd, 2011 10:49 PM

I used to work at a retail store. A few weeks ago, I found a $5 gift card on the floor and used it to buy a snack.

Today I got fired for it. Apparently that's "gross misconduct."
The meeting didn't even last a whole minute. Gave me an envelope of cash and escorted me off the premises. I worked there for 3 years :(

I was finally gonna move out of my parent's house really soon too. I don't have it in me to tell them yet, but my old man offered to pay for my car repairs tomorrow and gave me this "I love you, son" talk.

Cue anxiety attack. And tons of job applications. :\

Tadao Jan 23rd, 2011 11:55 PM

For future reference. If you find money on the ground where you work, you have to turn it in to lost and found and wait like 90 days before you can claim it.

Dimnos Jan 24th, 2011 01:49 AM

Congrats Bill. She has your forehead. :lol


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