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Guitar Woman Apr 7th, 2011 05:16 PM

Ok, I'm not posting in this thread anymore, because I've ruined it something like 20 times already.

As compensation, check this out. http://www.doublefine.com/games/host_master/

Make him run around and turn things on and off, it's hilarious.

Pub Lover Apr 7th, 2011 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 716901)
:boob stress reliever is probably not appropriate for work desks :(

That is what secretaries and interns are for. Miss Elx, please come to my office. :eek

Kitsa Apr 7th, 2011 08:02 PM

you people would have laughed your asses off at me trying to stand on a small stepladder that was slowly but surely sinking into the pea gravel version of quicksand.

MLE Apr 7th, 2011 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 716936)
consequence-free internet environment

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Dr. Boogie Apr 7th, 2011 09:22 PM

GW, if you're going to make post after post about your writing without linking to any of your writing, don't act surprised when people think you're a ponce.

Pub Lover Apr 7th, 2011 10:20 PM

I somehow missed page 2979 happened until now. :eek

Kitsa Apr 7th, 2011 10:40 PM

i approve of the word ponce.

Evil Robot II Apr 8th, 2011 03:50 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 8th, 2011 10:17 AM

Freddie Flintstone

Fathom Zero Apr 8th, 2011 10:29 AM

i don't even know what this is about anymore.

Evil Robot II Apr 8th, 2011 02:20 PM

This thread is about websites that allow remote linking pictures.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 8th, 2011 02:21 PM

I also think you used to be a baller if you brought a whole dollar bill to a parking meter.

LordSappington Apr 8th, 2011 07:37 PM

I personally think it's hilarious that the police maced that kid. Welcome to the real world, kid; you threaten someone with a weapon, and you get the MACE.
And his mom needs to get off her fat ass, stop blaming the police, and blame herself for letting her kid grow into a violent little ass.

executioneer Apr 8th, 2011 08:23 PM

i know if i ever have kids i'm gonna mace 'em when they're bad

Tadao Apr 8th, 2011 09:11 PM

What a weird way to bring up the kid macing. I saw it on the news yesterday and was laughing at the little shit. He needs his ass kicked to the point were he becomes retarded and can't do harm to others.

But seriously, I had to flip back a few reads to see who was talking about it. WTF.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 8th, 2011 09:56 PM

I feel like they should have used a real mace.

Sam Apr 8th, 2011 10:27 PM

I FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST PUT THAT KID IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND HUMBLED HIM.

Dr. Boogie Apr 8th, 2011 10:58 PM

The story I read said that when the mom came to get the kid, the first thing she said was "well, you probably deserved it."

Zhukov Apr 8th, 2011 11:22 PM

Funny, but there was a similar story here about a week ago, the only difference was that it was a little girl and she didn't deserve it. Also we call it pepper or capsicum spray.

MLE Apr 8th, 2011 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 717034)
cum spray

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10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 9th, 2011 12:07 AM

:o

Zhukov Apr 9th, 2011 12:56 AM

If you edited my post to say "... penis, or cum spray." then it still would have made sense.

Tadao Apr 9th, 2011 03:02 AM

:orgasm

Tadao Apr 9th, 2011 03:02 AM


Tadao Apr 9th, 2011 03:03 AM

:pagebrak


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