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Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2011 04:27 AM

Oh Christ. :(

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2011 04:28 AM


Tadao Apr 10th, 2011 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 717142)
and you forgot wiffles tadao! :(

She needs to get back here and post a pic. :(

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2011 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 717110)

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 713305)

:wank

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 10th, 2011 05:11 AM

I was going to post a picture of my dong but blacked out......down to the pixel.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2011 05:16 AM

Nothing is stopping you, hotstuff. :eek

Zhukov Apr 10th, 2011 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 717142)
dude, just look at it the way I do: yes apple releases on trashed cycles. and yeah, they do have the incredibly annoying/stereotypical fanbase that everyone makes fun of -- they are dense, gullible, and willing to buy anything branded, but they're also eternally loyal and they're devoted life-long fans. they feel they have earned this grandiose sense of entitlement just because they've given such an absurd amount of money to the company. so they expect top priority on waiting lists, the best service, the fastest response times, help whenever they want it and continuous smiles.

their douchebaggery is awesome for the rest of us, because apple automatically assumes that everyone in their userbase is one of these creatures. they can't treat any of us badly or let us walk away upset -- because then there's a chance that they'll be losing the devoted life-long customer. they'll go out of their way to make everyone happy just incase. they don't mind taking a 1k loss on a clusmy teenager, because they expect the clumsy teenager will turn around and spend 2k every 6 months, on new computers, phones, ipods, ipads, etc.


with a company like HP, there's is no such thing as fandom. they never expect customers to offer devoted support or long term benefit. the only priority they have is to sell products. once milhouse has already purchased this product, it no longer matters if they piss him off or not. with that flexibility, they'll just continue to try and get as much money off of him as they possibly can, while they still have him. they'll fight him on every last dime, fee, shipment payment, phone call, maintenance session, service renewal, etc. I bet they'll even put him on hold for thirty minutes and make him listen to greenday just so he's less likely to call the complimentary support in the future.

I would rather be with the company that pretends I have value and treats me awesomely, than the one that just treats me like shit.

(as long as you're not the type to get caught up in the kind of cyclic/trendy/ritualistic buying, it should be worth it. just leave the android in the car, buy the computer and prepare to take advantage of fandom. it's like getting all of the union benefits without ever having to pay the membership fees!)

Sorry GW I just can't read all that with any interest. :\

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maybe try participating in specific activities you enjoy and meeting others that are doing the same? I dunno. it seems friendships that develop from common interests > friends that come from convenience. in college everybody automatically buddies up to neighbors, roommates, friends of friends, classmates, etc. and that's silly, because you end up with a group of randomly mix-matched people that would probably hate eachother after a day or two of sobriety. you should go to the arcade anyway and buy drinks for the other dudes that actually want to be there. great way to make friends I bet!
This is better. Phoenix: I've only got a few friends from school that I actually like, the rest are just acquaintances that I happen to know, and seem to end up at their birthday parties despite not actually liking them. A few months ago I started training to be a referee for the local roller derby team, and the friends I have made there are people that are as old as, or older, than me, (so it's not too late to make friends) like what I like, and are ten times more entertaining than the people I used to hang out with. It's never too late to make good friends. Elx's turn up to the arcade and make friends idea sounds like a good one to me, unless you are a total creep about it.

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 717156)
I was going to post a picture of my dong but blacked out......down to the pixel.


Zhukov Apr 10th, 2011 10:04 AM

Woops; I was meant to put :lol on that last quote.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2011 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 717162)
Sorry GW I just can't read all that with any interest. :\

I read it with interest. :eek
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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 717162)
...unless you are a total creep about it.

I do everything in the manner of a total creep. :eek

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2011 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 717177)
She draws on herself too much.

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 717178)
I thought those were tattoos, but I guess if the second picture is newer then yeah that's a good indicator of The Crazy

That seems reverse logic to me. Tattoos don't wash off. :eek

Fathom Zero Apr 10th, 2011 08:12 PM

I was served with a summons today! Yay!

Kitsa Apr 10th, 2011 08:18 PM

THIS IS FOR THE BRITISH PEOPLE

Mr Kitsa walked in as I was watching the "Bonfire Day" episode of Mulberry and wondered why the British would burn Guy Richie in effigy once a year.

:lol

Guitar Woman Apr 10th, 2011 08:26 PM

I bought 8 hits of acid today.

God yes, I've been waiting for this since I was 12.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2011 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 717185)
THIS IS FOR THE BRITISH PEOPLE

Mr Kitsa walked in as I was watching the "Bonfire Day" episode of Mulberry and wondered why the British would burn Guy Richie in effigy once a year.

:lol

Snatch.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2011 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 717183)
"MY NO STRINGS ATTACHED FUCKBUDDY'S GERTTING HERSUFF A BOYFRERND AH LAWD WHO COULD HAVE FORSEEN THIS"

The problem is that he likes her and he took any opportunity to be close to her. Even an idiotic, slutty, heart-breaking one. :(

Grislygus Apr 10th, 2011 09:00 PM

So. To recap, she's occupying the male status in the relationship.

Pub Lover Apr 10th, 2011 10:24 PM

I disagree with your gender-stereotyping but yeah, he is the bitch.

Kitsa Apr 10th, 2011 10:39 PM

Seeing as I don't factor in the billboard photo, you'd best change the title from "Ladies of I-Mockery" to "Ladies of I-Mockery I'd Have Relations With".

MLE Apr 10th, 2011 11:43 PM

Or "Ladies of I-Mockery That Sound Like They're Single"

Fathom Zero Apr 11th, 2011 12:21 AM

Your red hair still has a special place in my heart, Kitsa.

Pub Lover Apr 11th, 2011 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 717197)
Seeing as I don't factor in the billboard photo, you'd best change the title from "Ladies of I-Mockery" to "Ladies of I-Mockery I'd Have Relations With".

You tell me off every time I suggest I have an interest in boffing you. :(

LordSappington Apr 11th, 2011 12:43 AM

Working in retail, I have learned of one of the most dreaded types of customers: The last minute shopper. These are the assholes with the uncanny ability to show up mere moments before you leave, equipped with a long list, and extremely indecisive mindset.
Also, this specific example consisted of a fat 26-30 year old guy, and his girlfriend/wife/whatever who appeared to be 40 or so. :(

LordSappington Apr 11th, 2011 12:47 AM

Also, we got some new guy who transferred over from Dallas. He's worked in Randall's delis for two or three years, while he studied History at UNT. Then promptly moved here and... still works at Randalls. Two of his more unique moments:
Me: "Do you like the internet at all? Any cool sites?"
Him: "I just use it for porn." *Looks at me with his usual dead-inside look, then walks back to the sink*

And then today: "I don't really care if I get dirty at work. This is actually one of my cleaner days."
He was covered in crusted foodstuffs and grease.

HE'S SINGLE, LADIES

Babs Apr 11th, 2011 12:52 AM

Going to need some snap shots to confirm this.

Shyandquietguy Apr 11th, 2011 01:52 AM

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!

:pagebrak


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