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Sam Apr 11th, 2011 05:50 PM

Milhouse backwards is always the lucky one.

Fathom Zero Apr 11th, 2011 05:52 PM

ass play rocks

Babs Apr 11th, 2011 05:59 PM

rocks play ass

Pentegarn Apr 11th, 2011 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 717299)
DO THE MATH, PEOPLE! >:


And that wins the award for post of the year intended for an audience of one :lol

Tadao Apr 12th, 2011 12:56 AM

:lol I've never been called an alpha male till now. I don't think he knows what it means.

:(

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2011 12:57 AM

I need to clear things up a bit to say I'm not exactly jealous, more or less chuckling at the thought of not making the "female" list. Whether it was the actual thought or just the argument's-sake thought.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 12th, 2011 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 717137)
Still waiting for those gee dubya tats

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 717139)
Huh
Did I promise tattoos again


Hang on, what was it? I'll be near a scanner on monday

Hahaha, I totally meant G W Tits. instead of Gx2 Tats :(

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 12th, 2011 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 717307)
Husband has decided to read this convo, as it's 'casting aspersions on our marriage' and that 'Tadao is clearly the alpha male here, and Milhouse backwards is the young upstart who needs to be put across my knee. Pricks'

I lol'ed.


10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 12th, 2011 01:12 AM

Happy Real Birthday Phoenix Gamma.

Chojin Apr 12th, 2011 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 717307)
Husband has decided to read this convo, as it's "casting aspersions on our marriage"

does that make you aspies

LordSappington Apr 12th, 2011 01:20 AM

I randomly came down with a fever at work, which sparked a major vertigo attack. I realized something was very wrong when the deli slicer started vibrating in my vision. Now I've been pretty much immobile in my bed. Fun times.

Phoenix Gamma Apr 12th, 2011 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 717331)
Happy Real Birthday Phoenix Gamma.

<3

I'm working a morning shift today sadly, but my manager is coming back from vacation, and she bakes for us on a regular basis. I'm hoping she remembers and brings me something special <3

I got into my first argument with a customer yesterday, though. He was some old man who didn't understand what the fuck he wanted ("I want a thing for my blackberry for when I'm in the car. It's a $95 thing you guys just came out with! I read it in Consumer Reports!") I was explaining to him that we only have two options to take calls with a phone (earbuds with a mic or a bluetooth headset) but he was old and cranky and told me I was "a real shitty salesman."

"Actually, sir, I'm a demonstration specialist. And employee of the month".

Fuck old people >:

Pentegarn Apr 12th, 2011 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 717328)
I need to clear things up a bit to say I'm not exactly jealous, more or less chuckling at the thought of not making the "female" list. Whether it was the actual thought or just the argument's-sake thought.

You'll always be a human female to me

Zhukov Apr 12th, 2011 10:06 AM

Who do we think would win in a real life fight to become i-mockery alpha male?

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 12th, 2011 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 717340)
<3

I'm working a morning shift today sadly, but my manager is coming back from vacation, and she bakes for us on a regular basis. I'm hoping she remembers and brings me something special <3

"It's a $95 thing you guys just came out with! I read it in Consumer Reports!")

:lol I used to hate people who came in like that. People who read the farmers almanac were annoying too.

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 717349)
Who do we think would win in a real life fight to become i-mockery alpha male?

I went to the gym yesterday so I'm nominating myself dominating everybody else.

Colonel Flagg Apr 12th, 2011 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 717312)
And that wins the award for post of the year intended for an audience of one :lol

And I'm glad the "one" appreciated it. :rock

Colonel Flagg Apr 12th, 2011 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 717307)
'Tadao is clearly the alpha male here ...'

I think Pub should have something to say about that. :eek

Colonel Flagg Apr 12th, 2011 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 717328)
I['m] more or less chuckling at the thought of not making the "female" list.

You make my list, for what that's worth.

MarioRPG Apr 12th, 2011 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 717349)
Who do we think would win in a real life fight to become i-mockery alpha male?

Well, considering there's a substantial percentage of basement-dwellers... It'd be a pretty lop sided match.
But we all know the real alpha male
Spoilers!

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2011 01:01 PM

I WOULD be all smug about these IRL alpha male shenanigans if it weren't for the fact that Chojin is well on his way to being @#$!ing ripped like Hugh Jackman

Grislygus Apr 12th, 2011 01:02 PM

I'D BACK WILLIE UP, THOUGH

HIT CHOJIN WITH A 2 x 4 SPLATTERHOUSE STYLE WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING, SEE IF THAT WORKED

Zhukov Apr 12th, 2011 02:02 PM

I may be wiry but I have a very high pain threshold. I think it would be between Chojin and 10k though.

MLE Apr 12th, 2011 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 717349)
Who do we think would win in a real life fight to become i-mockery alpha male?

helm

Esuohlim Apr 12th, 2011 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 717328)
I need to clear things up a bit to say I'm not exactly jealous, more or less chuckling at the thought of not making the "female" list. Whether it was the actual thought or just the argument's-sake thought.

THIS FORUM DOES NEED MORE FEMALE MIND GAMES

Fathom Zero Apr 12th, 2011 02:32 PM



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