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Phoenix Gamma Apr 20th, 2011 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 718136)
plus that story is epic, if I were that guy I'd write thinkgeek a thank you letter! who else can say that they shut down a mall and outsmarted an entire law enforcement department with a novelty umbrella?

I'm sure there will be regulations on that fucking umbrella now. Like how toy guns need orange tips on the barrels so you know they're fake.

I'm pretty pissed about the whole thing because:

A) no one in the mall told me or my manager there was (supposedly) a guy with a gun in the mall until after we looked outside and saw everyone closed. Seriously, what the fuck?

and B) it wasn't a real standoff so I had to go back to work after two hours instead of going home >: They should have opened fire.

Zhukov Apr 20th, 2011 09:58 AM

On a semi related note, I found a katana in the shed the other day. I have no idea where it came from, but it was in an ornamental box.

Hold on I'll take a photo.

Zhukov Apr 20th, 2011 10:17 AM



Look at that bastard. That's not a knife etc etc.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 20th, 2011 10:57 AM

That's fucking destiny zhukov

Fathom Zero Apr 20th, 2011 11:46 AM

Destiny, indeed. Time for another Australian murder spree.

Zhukov Apr 20th, 2011 12:30 PM

Seriously, it was just lying in the shed under some old crap. I heard some whispers on the wind telling me where to look, and hey presto; there it was.

King Hadas Apr 20th, 2011 01:27 PM

Maybe your grandfather was the real last samurai.

Zhukov Apr 20th, 2011 01:49 PM

Animals keep trying to tell me about an ancient secret and a power hidden within me. Fuck that for a laugh, I'm selling this shite on ebay.

Tadao Apr 20th, 2011 02:03 PM

Threaten old ladies at bus stops with it. You'll become famous.

Tadao Apr 20th, 2011 03:21 PM

The first Bill and Ted is on right now. :eek

Ex Leper Apr 20th, 2011 07:10 PM

Just got a new desktop. Now I need to buy photoshop.

Tadao Apr 20th, 2011 07:13 PM

When you say buy photoshop, do you mean steal photoshop?

Ex Leper Apr 20th, 2011 07:32 PM

No, I'm actually going to buy it.

Fathom Zero Apr 20th, 2011 07:42 PM

Why would anyone ever do something so stupid?

Tadao Apr 20th, 2011 07:55 PM

I prefer Photoshop to Gimp, but I use Gimp instead because Photoshop prices are ridiculous. I'm not using it for business though, so I can't write it off.

Esuohlim Apr 20th, 2011 09:44 PM

I PREFER MS PAINT, but this new Windows 7 MS Paint is incredibly awful and I can't even figure how to do half of my tricks >:

Ex Leper Apr 20th, 2011 09:51 PM

90 to 100 dollars isn't bad.

Chojin Apr 20th, 2011 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 718216)
I PREFER MS PAINT, but this new Windows 7 MS Paint is incredibly awful and I can't even figure how to do half of my tricks >:

wtf are you talking about, i actually use win7 paint a lot

Esuohlim Apr 20th, 2011 10:36 PM

It's so different from what I'm used to that I'm having trouble with stupid stuff like making non-transparent circles, or finding attributes, etc. I've only had Windows 7 for a couple months now.

But then again I type sentences by mashing my face in the keyboard so I'm not very good with computers in the first place

Chojin Apr 21st, 2011 01:08 AM

win7 paint can resize by pixels/% and also crop, which is all it really needed to do

but it also has varying brush widths and shit and i think also uses pressure-sensitivity on a tablet

it's way better son. i use it for quick image resizes now instead of photoshop since paint loads up a ton quicker and doesn't leak memory.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 21st, 2011 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 718193)
The first Bill and Ted is on right now. :eek

I hope they don't join i-mockery now because the second one will be ruined for them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 718216)
I PREFER MS PAINT, but this new Windows 7 MS Paint is incredibly awful and I can't even figure how to do half of my tricks >:

I read that as MS. Paint like :pac

Kitsa Apr 21st, 2011 12:34 PM

Ms. Paint would be fucking awesome.

Bill and Ted are time-travelers so likely they've already ruined it for themselves.

Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2011 12:54 PM

What the fuck ever happened to microsoft photo editor? That shit was quality

Fathom Zero Apr 21st, 2011 01:00 PM

I miss the Microsoft Image Viewer that let you see animated gifs. :(

Kitsa Apr 21st, 2011 01:37 PM

I miss that supereasy gif animator.


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