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Tadao May 27th, 2011 02:39 PM

:(

:NIPPLES

Chojin May 27th, 2011 03:07 PM

http://store.steampowered.com/app/901222/

star trek online is on sale for $3.75 for the next 22 hours. anyone here want to play with me?

we could name our guild pram maven and sexually harass people.

kahljorn May 27th, 2011 03:22 PM

hmmm maybe let me think about that one

is star trek online stupid?

Quote:

was it a scientist
I DIDNT THINK OF THAT.. NOW I FEEL INCREDIBLY UNCOUTH

10,000 Volt Ghost May 27th, 2011 05:41 PM

Aww man, RIP Jeff Conway. I know he hasn't been doing good for forever but his death has me the most worried.

kahljorn May 27th, 2011 06:07 PM

I AM NAKED AND A BEGGAR AND AN ATOM IN THE VORTEX OF HUMANITY :DOSTOEVSKY

Fathom Zero May 27th, 2011 06:11 PM

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

kahljorn May 27th, 2011 06:11 PM

:lol just read that

i need to get some hot girl to go with me when i go to court

kahljorn May 27th, 2011 06:16 PM

Quote:

dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
whats that from?

Fathom Zero May 27th, 2011 06:18 PM


Fathom Zero May 27th, 2011 06:20 PM


Fathom Zero May 27th, 2011 06:51 PM



s'for you, kahl

kahljorn May 27th, 2011 07:19 PM

that dilbert youtube was kind of scary :lol

RANCH OR COOL RANCH

Otto May 27th, 2011 11:07 PM

So, I'm making one of these:
http://kawfi.blogspot.com/2010/10/pr...ng-in-jar.html

The design is going to be sort of like a half-formed dog fetus with tentacles and black glass beads for eyes. I'm baking the super sculpey model right now, so I'll post photos later.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 27th, 2011 11:07 PM

Drunk as hell rahnch

10,000 Volt Ghost May 27th, 2011 11:44 PM

If you bitches aren't drunk you need to go to hell. And get a;; ;iquored up and come back and face the consequences.

Guitar Woman May 28th, 2011 02:13 AM

Is intoxication through other methods acceptable

Zhukov May 28th, 2011 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 723286)
So, I'm making one of these:
http://kawfi.blogspot.com/2010/10/pr...ng-in-jar.html

The design is going to be sort of like a half-formed dog fetus with tentacles and black glass beads for eyes. I'm baking the super sculpey model right now, so I'll post photos later.

Two thoughts come to mind:

Cool.

and

Why?

Otto May 28th, 2011 02:08 PM

My financial aide doesn't cover summer classes, so when I'm not working I don't have very much to do, so when I'm not hanging out with friends in the city I do weird little art projects to keep away the boredom. Also, I've wanted to make a thing in a jar for a while and they just recently opened a craft place that sells super sculpey and liquid latex near me.

As for why It's going to be a dog fetus: In high school I used to do weird little comics about an anthropomorphic chihuahua and this is kind of explaining his origin as a freaky scientific experiment to create a bioengineered lifeform. The jar's going to be labeled "attempt no. 3" and I'm going to make two more that go from recognizable as a kind of dog, to just a sweet-potato shaped blob with two eyes and useless tentacles.

Pub Lover May 28th, 2011 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 723325)
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Onion
Cleveland Enters Second Month Of Complete Silence So As Not To Jinx Indians

CLEVELAND—The entire population of Cleveland continued its two-month-long silent streak Saturday, opting to remain completely still so as not to ruin hope for the Indians, who are off to their best start in five years. “Ssshh,” superstitious Indians fan Lindsay Berowski told reporters while placing her index finger over her lips and shaking her head briskly. When asked for further comments about the team’s impressive record, Berowski located a pen and paper and wrote, “Be quiet and please leave.” According to sources, many are blaming Wednesday’s 14-2 loss to the Red Sox on Cleveland resident Paul Eutsey, who recently rose from the chair he had been sitting in for the past month to clean off the dried urine and fecal matter that had caked itself all over his body.

Cleveland fans sure are wacky!

http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/

Kitsa May 28th, 2011 06:23 PM

I was sent a survey with a promise of a $25 giftcard if I completed it. I got through 18 pages of 7 or 8 point font and repeating questions before I gave up, said "fuck this", put a bunny sticker on the next page (there were 30 or so pages) and mailed it in.

Then a week later, I got a note saying I had been "selected" to complete another survey. This one was identical to the first. I more or less completed it correctly.

Two weeks after that, I got a giftcard. And then last week I got another giftcard.

So I essentially made $25 for putting a bunny sticker on a survey.

Pub Lover May 28th, 2011 07:17 PM

It was a 51 dollar sticker. You still came out with a loss. :eek
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 723282)
To Tadao and even Pub Lover because I'm intoxicated.


I like a good sing along. :) It has been many, many years since I listened to this song enough times to learn the words. :x

Pub Lover May 28th, 2011 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 723351)
Isn't it strange how elx disappeared about when this all started to happen

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 723352)
yeah, it's been boring here the last few weeks thanks to you guys enabling the pram-maven take over. after my second request to just ban him went ignored I decided i'd just chill elsewhere.

My Basement. :eek

Get back there! >:

10,000 Volt Ghost May 28th, 2011 10:53 PM

Pub. I was half expecting some sassy comment about the drunk chick in the handsome/beautiful thread.

Fathom Zero May 28th, 2011 10:59 PM

lolololololol

You make a delightful lady. Although I am terrified to see any more than that picture.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 28th, 2011 11:08 PM

That's the safest one too.


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