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10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 26th, 2011 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 728491)
I'm pretty sure a lady on my street is a spook. Her lawn is never cared for, and we never see her enter or leave her house; just sometimes, the lights are back on. I think that she has an elaborate underground tunnel system to get to her headquarters.
Or other people's houses....
Dun dun duuuuuun
Am I funny yet, guys?
Guys?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spook

Maybe she has a whole railroad >:

LordSappington Jun 26th, 2011 02:11 PM

I stand by my racial slur

Chojin Jun 26th, 2011 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 728395)


:rock

ugh. i had some single-malt whiskey last night and it was fucking terrible.

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2011 03:09 PM

That slur would explain why that UK spy show was renamed MI-5 for US broadcast.

elx Jun 26th, 2011 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 728491)
I'm pretty sure a lady on my street is a spook. Her lawn is never cared for, and we never see her enter or leave her house; just sometimes, the lights are back on. I think that she has an elaborate underground tunnel system to get to her headquarters.

you are going to be the homer to faulkner's emily

Kitsa Jun 26th, 2011 04:06 PM

:/

My kid just yelled "Fuck! Dammit!" at the malfunctioning playstation. I might need to tone it down a bit IRL :(

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2011 04:12 PM

Your kid's Playstationing? Good on you.

Kitsa Jun 26th, 2011 04:14 PM

She knows she puts a movie in and usually something happens. Only, communications are sometimes slow between the PS3 and the TV and often nothing at all happens. She was frustrated.

She's not playing games or anything, she's only a little younger than 1 1/2.

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2011 05:24 PM

Ahh. It's a ripe age. I was sticking Batman figures into the VCR then.

Otto Jun 26th, 2011 07:53 PM

I'm still doing that to this very day!

Grislygus Jun 26th, 2011 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 728575)
you are going to be the homer to faulkner's emily

FACEBOOK 'LIKE'





And dammit chocjin single malt isn't for shot drinkers

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2011 08:20 PM

Damnit Gus get your cunt over to chess, I've been waiting 40 hours

Grislygus Jun 26th, 2011 08:23 PM

oh shit, on it

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2011 08:26 PM

GW hoed me over big time and I lost my queen within the first three moves :(

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2011 09:38 PM



Slide guitars give me a bonars

Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2011 12:57 AM

Internet's gettin' cut off. See y'all.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 27th, 2011 01:35 AM

Awww :(

Esuohlim Jun 27th, 2011 01:51 AM


Fathom Zero Jun 27th, 2011 02:10 AM

worrrrrd

srs homo porblems

Pub Lover Jun 27th, 2011 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 728590)
FACEBOOK 'LIKE'

Has anyone explained the pickle system to Guz yet?

Kitsa Jun 27th, 2011 12:57 PM

My dentist's car sort of spontaneously combusted in the parking lot. These are the pictures their office published.



I feel bad :( He's a really nice guy. Fortunately no one was hurt and the fire department was right across the street.


Pub Lover Jun 27th, 2011 01:25 PM

Did he annoy the IRA by any chance?
Spoilers!

Kitsa Jun 27th, 2011 01:57 PM

Not that I know of. Like I said, nice guy.

When I worked in the ER, we didn't care if people stole our pens. Usually they took them to sign a form and bled all over them, and that did wonders for our wanting them back.

Pub Lover Jun 27th, 2011 02:01 PM

Those were like cheap BICs, right?

Pub Lover Jun 27th, 2011 02:02 PM

:pagebrak


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