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10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 10th, 2011 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 736549)
here it is, but couldn't find one with just the scene... it starts at 2:20 or so.


Looking back on this. This is the refining moment that I knew I would be a good father. Two girlfriends ago I used to sympathize her with the girl from all dogs go to heaven. The I realized all my girlfriends up to that point were useless as shit to society and I had been subconsciously supporting them. Once I found out I was really a father I knew I was already prepared for supporting a girl that wasn't going to contribute shit back to the real world. Except that this girl was a newborn so I'm okay with that. For now.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 10th, 2011 01:53 AM

She's getting a paper route in 26 months

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 736780)
no way, i approve of hilarious abuses of power


oh, then idk why my mod powers got taken

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 02:04 AM

but w/e milhouse carry the torch vets for life

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 736826)
She's getting a paper route in 26 months

At least you'll be a better father than 50 percent of the people out there. I see horrible parents every day. Just go to a medical clinic and you'll see people letting their kids run wild in the waiting room, annoying the hell out of me.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 10th, 2011 02:16 AM



My daughter is grounded till she is at least 26 years old.

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 02:18 AM

Kids don't bother me anymore. What can somebody do with them? Kids scream, whatever. People act like they're things that are broken and have to be fixed.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 02:23 AM

I just want people to control the little fuckers. I don't have kids for that very reason. The girl I was with for 4 years wanted kids and I said fuck no. That's part of the reason why we broke up. The other was that she hated things I'd do. Like the time I put a "Registered Sex Offender" sign outside my neighbor's house because he had his music up too loud all night. Showed that bastard, but it pissed her off.

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 02:25 AM

You're gonna be real cool when you grow up.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 02:26 AM

I am a grown up. I'll be 30 years old in November.

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 02:28 AM

That's nice.

k0k0 Aug 10th, 2011 02:29 AM

So does that mean I'm real cool since I'm grown up?

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 02:32 AM

YOU COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG ABOUT THINGS

Rongi Aug 10th, 2011 02:35 AM

take it to the mockwars you jerks

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 02:36 AM

I feel terrible when I participate in Mockwars. :(

Sam Aug 10th, 2011 02:42 AM

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MOCKWARS.

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2011 02:45 AM

MOCKWARS IS DEAD AND WE ALL KNOW IT

Zomboid Aug 10th, 2011 02:46 AM

YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW.

Zomboid Aug 10th, 2011 02:47 AM

I was tawkin wif me mum about pawticipahtin' in the mock wars, and she said no!

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 736828)
oh, then idk why my mod powers got taken

iirc you weren't doing anything

i tried to do the same to MLE once and she flipped the fuck out and now she's gone again

but i dare not tread that road twice

Zomboid Aug 10th, 2011 02:50 AM

Give me temp admin rights and I'll take that the fuck away from her. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 02:51 AM

lol all us artfags should have a street brawl over taking the position of Art Mod

It's a great job because you don't actually do anything

Chojin Aug 10th, 2011 02:52 AM

yeah that's the other reason i don't give a shit

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 02:52 AM

Sam would win though :( Him and his avant garde-ness

Grislygus Aug 10th, 2011 02:53 AM

I mean, you can't joke about philosophy mod being worthless because Tadao's amusing as hell as a mod. Art mod's jst... there


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