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Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 09:12 PM

creepisaurus

creeposaurus Aug 12th, 2011 09:25 PM

OMG watch this

LordSappington Aug 12th, 2011 09:48 PM

I predictably bombed the shit out of that swim test. I probably looked stupid when I couldn't even get halfway done the twelve laps.
I don't really care; either way, I don't have the job, and it's not like I care if I looked dumb; it was another neighborhood. The stupid, rich one.

captain516 Aug 12th, 2011 09:56 PM

If Chojin were here he'd be disapointed in you. Then, he'd tell you to do squatz and oatz

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 10:03 PM

creepusaurus

Fathom Zero Aug 12th, 2011 10:04 PM

So today was a really shitty day

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 10:05 PM

creeposauros

k0k0 Aug 12th, 2011 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 737470)
I predictably bombed the shit out of that swim test. I probably looked stupid when I couldn't even get halfway done the twelve laps.
I don't really care; either way, I don't have the job, and it's not like I care if I looked dumb; it was another neighborhood. The stupid, rich one.

Was it timed? Cuz if it wasn't, you probably should have just floated the rest of your laps.

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 10:11 PM

creeposauras

k0k0 Aug 12th, 2011 10:12 PM

I'll creep your sore ass if you don't quit. No I won't.

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 10:13 PM

Creeposaurms

Colonel Flagg Aug 12th, 2011 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737438)
Some british show contacted me for permission to use a picture for them to make fun of :(

Look at the bright side - at least they asked for permission.

R*E*S*P*E*C*T

Shyandquietguy Aug 12th, 2011 10:20 PM

creeeposaurus

Colonel Flagg Aug 12th, 2011 10:21 PM

Missed it by *that* much.

Colonel Flagg Aug 12th, 2011 10:23 PM

curare spouse

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2011 11:35 PM

Just had a creepy experience. Went to the county fair, Kitsa junior wanted to ride the merry-go-round. We bought the tickets and Mr. Kitsa didn't want to accompany her, so I had to haul my broken-ankled ass up on the thing and hold her on the pony.

So the carny comes around, right, and I notice with the kid behind us that he's making a point to touch the kids. Not a tap, like rubbing their legs as he passes. This bothers me a great deal so I'm scowling at him from where I'm standing. He comes up to my kid and tries to rub her back. Just as he touched the small of her back, I moved to block his access to her and stared him down. He just sort of laughed it off and moved on to the next kid, whose back he slowly rubbed in a massage-y sort of completely inappropriate way.

I mean, it was the sort of thing that literally makes your hair stand on end. I just got the superduper heebie-jeebies even being near this guy. Just when I was thinking, fuck it, I'm outta here, he started the ride. My daughter didn't seem to notice anything amiss and I couldn't jump off a moving merry go round with a broken ankle, so I just held onto her and watched him. Holy almighty fuck was that man creepy.

As soon as the ride ended, I tucked my kid under my arm like a football, grabbed a support pole with my other hand and sort of Tarzaned my way off the ride to land on my good ankle. Then I got the hell out of there.

I don't know what I could have done differently but holy fuck was that guy a creepy pedo :(

Pentegarn Aug 12th, 2011 11:39 PM

He's a carny, what do you expect. None of them are right in the head

creeposaurus Aug 12th, 2011 11:54 PM

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Kitsa Aug 12th, 2011 11:55 PM

I would never in a million years dream of just walking up and touching someone else's kid like that.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 12:17 AM

Via PM :rolleyes

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus
... as to why you're such a douche

Because people like you exist.

Tadao Aug 13th, 2011 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus (Post 737464)
How is it possible for you to misspell a user nickname you seek out to bother so much. STOP TYPING WITH YOUR DICK YOU DICK

Probably because I don't care enough about you. You're pretty slow in the head.

creeposaurus Aug 13th, 2011 12:32 AM

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creeposaurus Aug 13th, 2011 12:35 AM

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k0k0 Aug 13th, 2011 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 737487)
Just had a creepy exper....py pedo :(

I don't have kids and plan on never having them unless one of my future wives has one, but I've seen these kinds of things before. Really, the only thing you can do is tell someone in the main office that works the place so that they watch him and no kids get felt up in the future.

Reminds me of the movie Dirty Work... at 1:20 in the video.

captain516 Aug 13th, 2011 01:01 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X98wMHdfcE


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