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Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 03:45 AM

four

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 03:56 AM

Trick answer. Two... two had milhouse backwards, two had him forwards.

Aaarg Aug 16th, 2011 03:59 AM

k0kurse you!

Shyandquietguy Aug 16th, 2011 04:28 AM

Esoulhim, did you like Rent?

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 04:58 AM

I'm hanging out with that Ukrainian girl on friday

I hope I can be as charming and entertaining sober as I was drunk

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 04:59 AM

oh shit i forgot that i had hair when i met her

oh well :lol

Sam Aug 16th, 2011 05:02 AM

It will be okay, just print my avatar and use it like a mask

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 05:06 AM

YEAH AND MAYBE ILL MAKE SOME TASTELESS JOKES ABOUT CHEYRNOBIL WHILE IM AT IT >:

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 05:06 AM

Or how Stalin killed a shit load of people

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 05:07 AM

I'm going to bed, f*ck this

Grislygus Aug 16th, 2011 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 738121)
when it comes to older british actresses i have to go with emma thompson

Is it weird that I would snap my dick off in Helen Mirren

Pentegarn Aug 16th, 2011 08:02 AM

Apparently no, that seems to be a view expressed by many guys with the forum to express them publicly. One of the podcasts I listen to has 2 people who have repeatedly talked of their sexual attraction to Helen Mirren. In their and your defense she has taken such good care of herself that even at her age her body is on par with bodies of sexy women half her age.

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 09:05 AM

Did you see Helen Mirren in Caligula? She was great.

Colonel Flagg Aug 16th, 2011 10:04 AM

Helen Mirren is secksy.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 10:14 AM

Her skin looks too leathery for me. It's a definite turn off.

Rongi Aug 16th, 2011 03:32 PM

IM A NAZI SCHATZE YOU KNOW I FIGHT FOR THE FATHERLAND

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 738156)
Her skin looks too leathery for me. It's a definite turn off.

I'm going to have to agree with you. I don't understand people who think she's hot, especially when they're quick to disparage old women and fawn over Megan Fox.

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 04:12 PM

It's more her personality that's hot.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 04:12 PM

Megan Fox is blah to me. I can't really point at a hollywood actress I'd really like to get with... maybe Charlize Theron, but only if she kept the accent she used in Arrested Development.

edit: And you can't bang personality. You can bang a pile of old leathery bones, but who would want to?

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 04:14 PM

PERSONALITY IS MY ONLY HOPE, DAMMIT

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 04:16 PM

KITSA YOU'RE CUTE AS A BUTTON

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 04:17 PM

I'd say you're alright as long as you aren't old as dirt. I mean, I have nothing against old people. One of my best friends when I was 18 was 61 sadly.

Kitsa Aug 16th, 2011 04:18 PM

wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?

I'm old as dirt. I feel old as dirt, anyway.

k0k0 Aug 16th, 2011 04:19 PM

I said you looked good! They were the ones with the cowboy special.

Fathom Zero Aug 16th, 2011 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 738188)
wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?

I also called you a Mennonite pretzel lady, but I don't see how either of those things preclude me from saying you and your red hair are cute.


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