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Emu Jun 15th, 2006 01:15 AM

A guy and his lover were talking.

Guy: "Wanna go see brokeback mountain?"
Lover: "Okay."

And they did.

They had gay sex afterwords. Just like in the movie.

Seven Force Jun 15th, 2006 01:23 AM

His ass was like a glazed doughnut.

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2006 01:24 AM

Oh my god, that was hilarious. By the way, this was posted using a PSP. :P

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2006 01:32 AM

And it was friggin' hard, too, without a keyboard.
I was bumming off of my dick neighbor's wifi.
I hate him so, that pot-smoking hippie. He used to be emo, but now he's a gangsta.

ArrowX Jun 15th, 2006 01:43 AM

HEY GUYS UWE BOLL IS GONNA FUCKIGN FIGHT HIS CRITICS

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/712/712601p1.html

I'm gonna go to vancouver and watch him and someone else dosomething so trivial.

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2006 04:13 AM

"All challengers must be healthy males, weighing between 140 lbs. and 190 lbs. You will require to be physically examined by a doctor and sign the necessary release forms for liability, etc. "

What the fuck is all that supposed to be about? Will the film be so physically demanding that you need a physical?

executioneer Jun 15th, 2006 04:39 AM

no dude he's actually going to box them cause he's SO MAD that people on the internet say his movies are bad and he wants to make sure he's not gonna get sued by some heart patient or whatever

executioneer Jun 15th, 2006 04:41 AM

plus, he doesn't want to get outweighed so bad that he gets badly injured

Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2006 05:17 AM

I'm eating pasta watching the Usual Suspects on DVD, confirming a Mission Hill Complete Series DVD set at 3:44 AM. I am also beginning to question what has become of my life.

Seven Force Jun 15th, 2006 09:56 AM

Thanks Fathom Zero. I most certainly cannot wait for your next installment.

I AM GAY I TYPE IN SMALL UNREADABLE TEXT AND ALSO Seriously though, nice avatar.

Juttin Jun 15th, 2006 11:17 AM

That's as funny as watching Russell Crowe beat random people :)

Why boxing, though? I want to see Uwe Boll streetfight a morbidly obese 34 yr. old :/

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2006 01:53 PM

ZAPPA PLAYS ZAPPA TONITE



EXCITEMENT

sadie Jun 15th, 2006 02:45 PM

i'm happy for you. :(

MarioRPG Jun 15th, 2006 03:44 PM

"And there was much rejoicing"

camacazio Jun 15th, 2006 08:52 PM

I dunno guys I think the pokemon stadium music is actually pretty good to play smash bros to.

Emu Jun 15th, 2006 09:10 PM


Fathom Zero Jun 15th, 2006 09:23 PM

Nice edit, Seven. I heard you the first time. And thank you.

Jixby Phillips Jun 15th, 2006 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu

lol @ sound on/off :lol

Emu Jun 15th, 2006 09:29 PM

That's not a screen capture, that's the actual image from the advertisement.

Guitar Woman Jun 15th, 2006 11:47 PM

The Indiana Jones ride at disneyland isn't as awesome as I remembered :(

Terra Jun 15th, 2006 11:48 PM

Yeah that's nothing but a weenie ride anymore.

Terra Jun 15th, 2006 11:49 PM

PAGE BREAK!!!!!

ArrowX Jun 16th, 2006 01:46 AM

REDMAN IS CLEARLY NOT AN INDIAN

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:34 AM

The problem with being the oldest of a fair sized brood, & then still living at home far past the age of "isn't that a bit weird?" is that you get over-ruled at the tv. Sure I want to watch my Stargate & Firefly like every week, but all my younger sisters want to watch the new movie on the Disney Channel. So I do the only thing a habitual loser can do and I get drunk and watch too. So I'm watching the Australasian Disney premier of "High School Musical" & I see Olesya Rulin & so I spent a drunken evening in front of google trying to find out if she's old enough to be appreciated by me or if I'm a drunken pervert, all the while not realizing that the only way I could ask that question is if I am a drunken pervert.

haha, oh no!

:x x_SUICIDE TIME_x :x !!!!!

hahaha. :(

;)

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
it's what dorks do, get married. marriage is for dorks.

FUCK YOU! >:

FUCK YOU IN YOUR SEXY ASS! >:

YOUR SEXY, SEXY ASS! >:

:orgasm


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