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Pub Lover Aug 3rd, 2006 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
furthermore why do all nerds think they're magic

I pretend I'm supersmart and build machines that I use to beat up regular people. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
wouldn't it make more sense for the attractive people to be magic

Like Superman, attractive people with magic would be an over abundance of powers.

Misdemonar Aug 3rd, 2006 11:57 PM

Pub lover you don't want to do it, he'll give you an F, :(

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2006 12:00 AM

An F, Misdemonar? Did you read my review of Blake's 7? >:

An F would be an improvement. :(

For the last month I've been working on a reworking of that review & it hasn't got any better.

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2006 12:02 AM

F isn't a vowel or spelt Effe, so it's 'A F' not 'An F' :(

Chojin Aug 4th, 2006 12:11 AM

It has a phonetic E, so you use an an.

executioneer Aug 4th, 2006 12:11 AM

EDIT: OPPS

Seven Force Aug 4th, 2006 12:13 AM

Beaten like an unwanted stepchild.

GADZOOKS Aug 4th, 2006 12:36 AM

Well the e-mail is in

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimAllen@TimAllen.com
Thank you for your kind e-mail, Ramrod! When it came to writing a Home Improvement script we would just write the action (grunts) which usually included the type of grunt it was. Like if it's a agreeing grunt, a sexy grunt, or a scared grunt. But if we could spell it out I bet it would be like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!". That's my best guess.

As for your second question, at full erection it is about 14 even. Thanks for being a fan!

-Tim

So after looking at all your entries, the winner of the Grunt-Off is none other then New Zealand's own Pub Lover! with his entry of...

Quote:

Originally Posted by pub lover
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! :eek

Congratulations, you win this fabulous prize.



A one of a kind Home Improvement T-Shirt with one of it's most famous catchphrases, ENJOY![/b]

Chojin Aug 4th, 2006 12:41 AM

is that real :< is it too late for me to get jokes :<

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2006 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by [url=http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23042
In regards to this thread, Chojin & I[/url]]
[15:18] Pub: I was going to post "My copy of Bambi runs out right after the mother deer gets shot. IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT MOVIE!" but then I realised that was exactly your joke but with fifty less cool points.
[15:21] Chojin: i lied a bit, my copy stops working right when they possess the two cops
[15:21] Chojin: but that isn't as funny
[15:21] Chojin: you learn tricks like these in the mock wars, write that tip down, son
[15:24] Chojin: plus then i can just pretend they live out their lives as fat middle aged cops


Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2006 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
New Zealand's own Pub Lover!

I got my Permanent Residence today! :)


It means no more bullshit from the Immigration Service. Well, until I apply for citizenship in five years. :(

They stuck I nice shiny sticker in the back of my passport. I totally got a flashback to finally putting the limited edition slimer shiny hologram sticker in my Real Ghostbusters sticker book when i was six.

GADZOOKS Aug 4th, 2006 12:55 AM

Chojin, that is a real shirt from the German Binford Tools website. The krauts love Home Improvement, but more specifically they love Tool Time. Krauts suck.

ArrowX Aug 4th, 2006 01:57 AM

I win you all Suck and I'm better than liek a third of the board members.

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2006 02:02 AM

Happy peanuts soar
Over chocolate covered mountain-tops
And waterfalls of caaaaaruuuumellll.
Prancing nougat in the meadow
Sings a song of satisfaction
Tooooooo the world.

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2006 02:03 AM

Actually ArrowX, Chojin and I were discussing the worst members on the board today, and your name was the only one mentioned. >:


Seriously. :lol

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2006 02:05 AM

Me? If it's me, is there any way I could make it up to you?

Marc Summers Aug 4th, 2006 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
*The real one.

:(

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2006 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Me? If it's me, is there any way I could make it up to you?

Fathom, you posted while I was still checking my spelling. :(

However, as I actually call ArrowX by his name... You're an idiot. >:

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2006 02:23 AM

Oooops. I'm an idiot. I read it too fast.

Rongi Aug 4th, 2006 02:26 AM

yeah, arrowx is really the only person i can think of that truly bothers me now that kellychaos is gone.

Jixby Phillips Aug 4th, 2006 02:39 AM

OWN A PEICE OF I-MOCKERY HISTORY:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23044

ArrowX Aug 4th, 2006 02:55 AM

yaeah I dont' post as much anymore, yet I somehow manage to be the shittyest guy here, much for the fact that unlike all the other losers I didnt' leave after about a week

Jixby Phillips Aug 4th, 2006 03:33 AM

OWN A PEICE OF I-MOCKERY HISTORY:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23044

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2006 03:36 AM

Beware the people with missing parts.

GADZOOKS Aug 4th, 2006 03:49 AM

Hey! Here's a new website I made for folks who like David Letterman and Ms-Paint or any folks who enjoy a smile and maybe a spook.

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/fyb/paintjob/

Here's what the folks say about the paintjob

Quote:

This is what the internet ought to be more like - Tom Green (July 14 2006, Tom Green Live)

daaaaaaaaamn - Mustang Sandwhich (July 14 2006, Jerk Magazine)

oh man this is a real treasure - Jixby Phillips impersonationg Tom Green (July 14 2006, Tom Green Live)

Hey. I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13 - Roger Ebert (July 14 2006, At The Movies)

I'll look later - Johnathan Clement who turned the big 1-6 today!
WARNING: THERE IS A SECRET PAGE SOMEWHERE AND YOU GOTTA TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS AND TURN UP YOUR SPEAKERS TO SEE IT. :eek

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