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Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:52 AM

It's still holds true to THIS DAY

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Speaking of SA, Pub Lover had better watch out or else he'll end up just like the guy on today's front page.

But he'd have to be good enough to get to the front page in the first place. :(

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 01:59 AM

oh HO wait a minute here

wait

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:02 AM

I just took a look at todays front page and I TOTALLY misunderstood what Milhouse was saying. So, I take that back. ;)

Please ignore that other post.

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Speaking of SA, Pub Lover had better watch out or else he'll end up just like the guy on today's front page.

I don't go to SA, so you'd have to describe it to me.

P.S. No one has ever given me a description that has made me wanna look at that PoS site. ;)

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 02:04 AM

Well technically the front page just updated again.

WE MIGHT HAVE TWO MISUNDERSTANDINGS ON OUR HANDS. MAYBE WE SHOULD BE IN A PRIME-TIME SITCOM :eek

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I don't go to SA, so you'd have to describe it to me.

P.S. No one has ever given me a description that has made me wanna look at that PoS site. ;)

Swallow your pride, you ninny >:

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4006

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:10 AM

I'm NOT going to be that token black guy that says hip things and is always wearin' my bling. >:

FUCK THAT SHIT

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:12 AM

To tell you the god honest truth, SA isn't all that's cracked up to be.

I'm actually pretty fucking tired of some of the forum people there.

It sucks you can't belittle and shun people you don't like, it let's everybody and their uncle with a fucking bank account waltz right in.

And I know what you're going to say BUT THEY DO well they don't. Not like we do it.

with feeling

without catchphrases

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:17 AM

E/N: HAY GOONS IM FAT AND STUPID AND GIRLS FIND ME REPULSIVE WHAT DO I DO? (56K GETS A RESTRAINING ORDER)

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:19 AM

hey man now you know I HATE TO SAY THIS and everything I mean it's not like EVERY OTHER JACKASS HAS SAID IT BEFORE even if it's TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE but post pic plz

Fathom Zero Aug 10th, 2006 02:19 AM

Who would I talk to if I had serious homo problems?

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:21 AM

hi fellow goon i'm a poster with good advice you should listen to me because i've been where you are and i know where you might be headed i know you're in a rough spot right now and everything will be all right but you need to do whatever it is you have to do

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:22 AM

SEVER MAN FUCKIN SEVER I AM A CLEVER PERSON

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:24 AM

hey i just found this girls myspace and phone number and email address and physical address and her job even though nobody fucking asked for it now i can be a real internet detective hero by harassing innocent fucking people out of the blue

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 02:24 AM

I hate the forums, but once in a while there's a piece of content that doesn't suck on the actual site.

For a message board filled to the brim with elitist assholes that think that because they are a member of SA they must have the greatest sense of humor in the world, I'd be hard-pressed to laugh at another one of their stupid photoshops. >:

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 02:26 AM

I never paid one cent to that goddamned community. My account was a Christmas present. :(

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:26 AM

Well I wish I could've asked around before I wasted my chump change on an account. :(

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:28 AM

He won't update the cliff section. :(



I had a number of entries sent in like the one picture I showed Pub Lover. The one with the three girls. Also, that one girl with the hooters shirt.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 02:31 AM

That was the only part of the site that was consistently hilarious.

And State Og was usually great too. :(

But no let's trudge through another boring-as-fuck horror movie review >:

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:36 AM

I hate it when they're pages long. It used to be I could go through 'em alright but now they're unbareable. I think it's Pantfish. >:

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:37 AM


Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Swallow your pride, you ninny >:

I looked at the page, then closed it, because it really looked boring, and I still had Esuohlim's site update to read.

After typing offensive expletives to those few internet losers that still IM me on a regular basis, I reopened the SA page and tried to read.

I only managed half the page. While Steve Sutton may in fact be as mesmerizing as Josh Boruff suggests, Boruff's prose are such a nightmare of uninteresting bile artificially inserted into my stomach by a giant penis of non-white ethnicity that I just couldn't continue.

In contrast, the playfully dull meanderings of Esuohlim.com are suddenly a pleasure to consume. A stark difference to their usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship.

If I am not careful I will be Sutton? Then roll on the next twenty years, for I only have death to look forward to anyway.

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
For a message board filled to the brim with elitist assholes that think that because they are a member of SA they must have the greatest sense of humor in the world, I'd be hard-pressed to laugh at another one of their stupid photoshops. >:

Ditto for this board, guys.

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 02:44 AM

What the hell did MLE ever do to you that you didn't deserve, Seven Force? >:


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