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Fucking hell, do you work for a major chain or a "health food" grocery. I've worked for both and it sounds like you work for either Trader Joe's or Whole Foods. I worked for WinCo (Eureka, Fresno) and New Leaf (Santa Cruz).
You don't have to answer because I WILL FIND YOU, but dude, it sounds like you work for yuppies. |
I almost missed the Brak. :O
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yuppies? dude, the other produce clerk spits tobacco in the trash can all day and tells me about how much he likes frog gigging.
i work for lowes foods, which has several stores in central north carolina and like... five in southwestern virginia. it's a small shitty chain that charges way too much and - like all north carolina businesses - is strongly anti-union. previously i worked for food lion/delhaize and safeway. this is where i live: http://www.wxii12.com/video/30200508/detail.html |
also my store is just outside of a small town that is dry... which is fucking weird.
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Oh man, I remember when food lion got busted for remarking expired foster farm chicken as fresh food lion brand. :lol
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Happy Birthday, Kitsa. :)
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birthdays? happy birthday!
tadao i remember when i was at food lion and the meat manager stole beer and drank on the job and also re-ground old beef with new beef yay food lion |
Happy Birthday Kitsa!
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Fathom ~ I saw you on two and a half men last night.
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Thank you. It was awesome. I went on a great trip and should probably post about some of the crap I saw but I lack energy atm.
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^I forgot to tell you. I was looking up the video for hardcore pawn with the shark suit and it came up with a guy wearing a shark suit stagediving at a municipal waste concert that made me crack up.
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i steal a lot too but it's mostly fruit with bad spots or sugar snap peas and my stealing only goes as far as my belly
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My neighbor is receiving sloppy drunk oral in his van with the doors wide open in his driveway. I know this because when the guy's dogs went after me as I passed, the woman raised herself from the bent-over position enough to shout at me that they ain't her dogs.
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Sometimes I wish that Kitsa's life was a film.
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i'm sure if you search for "sloppy blowjob video" you can see this @@
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This Friday I'm getting a tattoo of my dog as the Kaiser, it's the beginning of a World War 1 themed chest piece.
BIRTHDAY TATTOO |
more like IRONIC HIPSTER TATTOO.
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more like climb dick mountain and drown in a cumpool
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That is a good tattoo, Otto. I want a Kaiser dog.
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My dog's name is Kaiser Wilhelm. He's A-OK.
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The final piece will have my dead dog, Pook/Cyclops, on the other side of my chest as a British Tommy, with No Man's Land in the middle (complete with a downed biplane).
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March 25th is Melt Emoticon Appreciation Day
:melt We can also talk about all the other gay emoticons no one has used since 2003 |
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OR THE BEST EMOTICOBS EVER |
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:melt I <3 M.E.A.D. :melt
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I had one everloving fuck of a bad weekend and a pounding headache now. To hell with this weekend and fuck the Excedrin recall :(
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excedrin recall? uh oh i should look into th :melt
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I heard from somebody that there might not be real excedrin on shelves for another YEAR. :( :( :(
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That's why I take vicodin. :melt :melt :melt
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Or you could just take Advil and have a Coke.
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Why is womti posting snuff anime now? Why can't he just die in real life and leave us alone.
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the one getting snuffed is catherine; a loli from vampirefreaks ;<
also guys I have a room and cable TV now anyone wanna come over and make out :o |
i added facebook to my hosts file so now on websites with facebook elements in sidebars or facebook comments i get "THIS PAGE CANNOT BE DISPLAYED" and it's making the internet a good deal better.
though the facebook frame on the front page of i-mockery still appears and i don't know why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUC K U ROg |
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I am much more annoyed by a homeless person knockin up 'young girls' than having to suffer them posting shit online about it. :angrymelt
Fartin had his email hacked and is spamming up my inbox. I imagine I am the only one here with this trouble. :eek |
Who is Fagin?
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A dude that likes to take in homeless young boys and teach them... a craft.
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Womti would be banned but he has over a million infraction points, so I don't think adding anymore registers correctly. Why he's able to post in the first place is completely beyond me :(
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I got the Fagin reference :(
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I didn't think Dickens was an obscure thing to reference. :sadmelt
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Carl Fagin.
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My humour chip isn't firing right yet today but everyone knows that Womti was in a House of Corrections, right?
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Doubly denied knowing your reference. :melt |
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HEY GUYS! DID YOU hear1 ALI SABBATH RETURNED! OMG WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I am very glad Ali Sabbath has returned. He has long been my favourite poster on these forums. Many of his posts have left me with lasting memories. Let me repost them here.
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a couple of years ago I posted a baby photo with cake, did any of you guys save that one like you saved the rest of them? it was ruined IRL and I no longer have any copy :(
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Sorry. Saddened to hear you lost the picture. :(
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Its prob still saved in your photobucket
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From what I could tell she'd deleted her account there. :(
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Tadao might have it.....or liquidtatom |
Danny would have kept only a suitably photoshopped version, I'm sure.
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Maybe T.
Danny breaks/wipes his hard drive too often for him to have anything saved. |
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Also, incase you didn't know. WMP Classic can switch between audio streams. I just looked and it would appear that the file I downloaded only has 1 audio stream :/ AND TO TOP IT OFF the Plinkett file I downloaded is some guy who rearranged Plinketts review to fit the movie, not the actual Plinkett comentary. I don't want to pay 2 dollars for it and we all know streaming sucks balls.
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i dunno what kind of file you got but you might want to get that community codec thing for Windows media player classic.
Sometimes: you cant switch between audiostreams, they all play at once or it looks like you only have one if you don't have the right codecs. especially if its mkv but you said you have an editor so i dunno |
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did you find the one? Combined community codec pack
http://www.cccp-project.net/ |
Nope hadn't given it too much thought. Downloading it now though. Thanks for making it easy for my lazy ass.
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i wikipedied that
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Milhouse is a chav :eek
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That's a Ned that you've posted there Tadao.
Same thing though, so whatever. What do you call them in the US? They're bogans here. |
White trash, I guess? Do we even have an equivalent?
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I wonder if I can just duct tape my hands to the steering wheel and sleep on my ride home from the tattoo parlor tomorrow.
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