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Trick answer. Two... two had milhouse backwards, two had him forwards.
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k0kurse you!
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Esoulhim, did you like Rent?
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I'm hanging out with that Ukrainian girl on friday
I hope I can be as charming and entertaining sober as I was drunk |
oh shit i forgot that i had hair when i met her
oh well :lol |
It will be okay, just print my avatar and use it like a mask
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YEAH AND MAYBE ILL MAKE SOME TASTELESS JOKES ABOUT CHEYRNOBIL WHILE IM AT IT >:
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Or how Stalin killed a shit load of people
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I'm going to bed, f*ck this
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Apparently no, that seems to be a view expressed by many guys with the forum to express them publicly. One of the podcasts I listen to has 2 people who have repeatedly talked of their sexual attraction to Helen Mirren. In their and your defense she has taken such good care of herself that even at her age her body is on par with bodies of sexy women half her age.
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Did you see Helen Mirren in Caligula? She was great.
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Helen Mirren is secksy.
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Her skin looks too leathery for me. It's a definite turn off.
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IM A NAZI SCHATZE YOU KNOW I FIGHT FOR THE FATHERLAND
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It's more her personality that's hot.
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Megan Fox is blah to me. I can't really point at a hollywood actress I'd really like to get with... maybe Charlize Theron, but only if she kept the accent she used in Arrested Development.
edit: And you can't bang personality. You can bang a pile of old leathery bones, but who would want to? |
PERSONALITY IS MY ONLY HOPE, DAMMIT
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KITSA YOU'RE CUTE AS A BUTTON
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I'd say you're alright as long as you aren't old as dirt. I mean, I have nothing against old people. One of my best friends when I was 18 was 61 sadly.
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wait a second, aren't you guys the ones who just said I belonged on some fucking cowboy hallmark lifetime special or something?
I'm old as dirt. I feel old as dirt, anyway. |
I said you looked good! They were the ones with the cowboy special.
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You're a pretzel lady, Fathom. And you visit the gorilla strip club during banana hour.
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I don't even know who you are. You mean less to me than nothing.
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I only know you as the pervert who keeps having sex with anything I throw in my trash can. I have had to lock the lids, but you're still getting in there.
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wait wait wait is fathom zero don carlson's new account?
did he murder the original fathom zero? |
Fathom Zero is a saint.
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I was just slandering him a bit, trying to toughen up his saintly visage.
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YOU CAN'T PISS ON A SAINT, IT'S NOT RIGHT
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Not unless you're a 5 year old boy, am I right? Or is that only for priests?
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THAT'S JUST PRIESTS AND DON CARLSON
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Of course, Don Carlson, the clay animator from Portland Oregon loves to do unnatural things with children.
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Thank you for thinking that someone pushing 35 (!!!!!) can still look ok. Your faith is misplaced but I appreciate the sentiment.
I went to the orthopedic surgeon today and apparently I ripped the end off my fibula (leg bone). Now I'm stuck in a damn brace for 5 weeks :( Shit's always more fun in summertime. |
Is the leg bone just kind of floating around under the skin or something? How does that work?
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My foot rolled under me, and I guess it did it powerfully and sharply enough for the ligament to just rip off the end of the bone instead of stretching or tearing the way it would in a sprain. Just yanked the bone free and it's sort of just flapping around in there.
The surgeon said that because of its location, surgery won't really help. That pretty much you have to keep it immobile with the bone pressed up against where it's supposed to be and hope it will heal. It really doesn't hurt too much, except when she was jabbing it with her finger. It just has a wobbly, unstable feeling like I'm going to twist it again any second. |
the dude is from circumstances
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So much so that I was subject to TIGHTLY CONTROLLED MILD INTERNET ANGER from sadie's husband, who I've always imagined looked like a cross between Magnum PI's Higgins and Mole from the British stop-motion version of The Wind in the Willows
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I would never pant over Sadie or Glowbelly. >:
Especially Glowbelly. |
I need to see if I can dig up glowbelly's picture threads and test that theory
NAMES WILL BE NAMED |
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That's the most roundabout way I have ever seen to get to someone calling me ugly :lol |
I don't hit on girls on the internet anymore. I have learned my lesson.
One time I was visiting a friend in San Antonio from a forum I went to back in 2001. His wife totally tried to have sex with me while I was sleeping on their couch. Being young, I let her, which was an asshole move and everyone in the forum hated me after that, which is reasonable. Good times. Plus there was the girl from Age of Conan, the mmo, that flew down to see me and she was nothing like her picture. |
That happened to a buddy of mine :lol
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i hate glowbelly by default because her name is glowbelly and i've been using the name glownmelby for nearly a decade and also because i think i saw her post once and she was a megabitch asshole
ALSO FAT |
Don Carlson (you know, the animator? From Portland? Oregon? serial killer? yeah that one!) once told me that fat people flesh makes better leather than "normal people."
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I could care less about girls at the moment. I've got enough to deal with. As long as I've got a place to stay and webcam girls to oggle, I'm happy.
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THERE ONCE WAS A TIME, WHEN HOT GIRLS OTHER THAN SHRUB POSTED.
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Tell me tales of those times father Sam.
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LIKE LENOR AND GUTIAR WOMAN
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for an english girl |
I think Cherry, CiG, Emma and maybe one other were the only good looking ladies to post here in the past.
Now there's...CiG, Shrub and elx? ELX is a girl, right? Edit: And Terra had big boobies. |
<3 cig
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Creeposaurus is pretty cute you guys
oh wait but tadao chased her off for like no reason :rolleyes |
I liked creepo, I'm not sure why Tadao had to start throwing stool at her. She gave me uninitiated pickles.
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hey dudes check out The Comsat Angels they're really good!
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i have something of theirs on my computster but i don't know what or why
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They're good if you want to cry in the corner or if you want to put a baby to sleep. But that's probably because I'm not into that type of music.
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Fine here's something with a little more grit to it k0k0 you jerk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5cFIqu2MgM |
oh wait i had them confused with some other band that has the dude from plankton wat in it
comets on fire???? |
uh idk sorry :(
I only recently got into this band, Steve Albini reccomended them |
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I think there's a line between self-deprecation for its own sake (it's how I talk) and self-deprecation as a manifestation of GOTIS, in which the desired result is "oh, noooooo! you're beeeeeautiful! I'd so do you!", etc. |
Kitsa, for what it's worth, I think you're a pretty lady
Also, 35 isn't old you weirdos 45 is |
I am pretty sure she's the only one who said that 35 was old. I'm almost 30, so I wouldn't have said it.
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"KITSA YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL I'D SO DO YOU"
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SAM'S NEW AVATAR IS ALSO A PRETTY LADY
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gumblefups
wudoin, bby? |
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I was just being silly Kitsa, pay no attention to my stupidity ;) |
HAPPY 80000 POSTS EVERYONE
edit: WHOOPS I MEAN NEXT PAGE |
I'd be a lot more comfortable if everyone imagined me as my avatar.
35 isn't old, unless you're a little kid, when everyone looks ancient. 50 doesn't seem old to me either. |
Didn't you once say if you were asian you would kind of look like your avatar?
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My hair isn't too different from hers, only it's orange.
And I've been a sarcastic bitch like that character, so I guess that matches. I guess if I went out of my way to make a wide-eyed scary face it might look a lot like that. If it makes you feel better, I act a lot like Donna Pinciotti except I never went blonde and she's a lot skinnier than I am. I mean, if we're sticking to That 70s Show references. |
I also think of people as their avatar in a way, if they're a human av. It throws me off whenever someone changes.
Also, there's been a rumor going around that a keg exploded and my dick got mashed and mangled by the shrapnel. It's not true. |
More than one time I have actually pictured Grislygus as that drawing.
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Creepafuckface called me a not nice guy. I figured I'd be not a nice guy. Fuck that stuck up cunt. I'll beat her face in if I ever see her 'round these parts.
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i don't support violence against women, tadao, i'm sorry |
IF THAT'S YOUR BEST REASON NOT TO KICK YOUR ASS, I'M NOT BUYING IT, PANSY.
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And who are you trying to impress here, anyway? Kitsa? The :mds are all in bed, son. Best toughen up.
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I don't consider her to be a woman.
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IT'S TIME FOR SOME GROWN MAN SHIT IN HERE, BRAH.
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That's just woooonderful until you look up and see that chin. Looks hairy :(
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"LOL! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP, BRO?"
Because I won't be fooled again. |
:thewho
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I was playing a little game in my mind to see who'd be the first one to mention that.
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YOU BETTER, YOU BET
THAT THAT'S A STUPID GAME |
Now go home and get your fucking shinebox.
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So, did you discover drugs, or something? Your recent behavior is concerning me, and I'd have half a mind to call your mother to tell her what you're up to if I wasn't so sure that she's probably partying right this instant.
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I'm doing Casino lines - work with me here.
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I'm only breakin' yer balls, I'm only kiddin' witcha.
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MARV WE'RE THE WET BANDITS
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