Post #80000


Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yy

Such a milestone deserves to be memorialized with a Billy Batts quote.

I'd prefer man nipples.

Okay, there.

It's amazing how Pubs nipples can liven up a post!

No way brah it's too funny

SHUT YOUR GODDAMNED MOUTH

She's not a bartender.

Don Carlson, the homosexual, bigoted pyromaniac from Portland, Oregon.

sounds like a cool cat

This reminds me of Pram

:lol

That's fucking hilarious. Where did you find that?

Wedding photo at the bottom is the best.

YOU HAVE GIVEN OUT TOO MUCH REPPICKLES IN THE LAST 24 HOURS.

The only thing that wedding photo needs is a shot of pedo-bear.

Except that it doesn't need an over exposed internet meme at all

Anyone see the advertisements that pop up on the top of the screen with this guy on it?
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He makes me laugh every time I see it. Was gonna keep my dennis avatar til sunny came back on, but when I saw that guy in the ad this time, looking all stupid and fed up, I had to have him.

Never saw the ad, but I like it as a avatar.

Actually, that's EXACTLY what it needs.

Bitches

So I'm not much for alcohol. I only drink a beer and that's only if the taste is either awesome or just bearable.

I'm bored of beer so I decided to venture and found whiskey.

Black Velvet. And it nearly knocked me flat when it touched my lips.

Thank god I hate getting blasted or the down stair neighbors would be pissed.

Whenever I used to drink, the only thing that really appealed to my taste was wine. I didn't enjoy drinking much else. If I wanted to get really drunk, I'd drink rum and coke, but even that I didn't really enjoy as much as wine.

One of my friends posted it on Facebook. Just the image, not a source or any background info

I bartended a wedding tonight in which the brides maides (striking dames if I may say) clamped their buttcheeks around a quarter and tried to walk it to and drop it into a cup. Needless to say it was very arousing.

Yeah, well, I'd like to see them try that with my cock.

:(

I think you'll find that's called 'The penny up the bum game' here in England. :tophat

:lol

A penny for your twat.

I'm obviously in the wrong line of work

These jeans I just got in the mail were made by REAL PRISONERS :eek

http://www.unionlabel.com/prison-blues-jeans.html

Also they look sexy as all hell

But I bet you wear them it'll get their dna all over you. Then you'll get arrested for crimes. Then you'll be making the prison jeans yourself.

That's why I won't wear clothing worn by former president Clinton

At least all be looking swagged out as they hall me off in the paddy wagon

*I'll

CHOJIN GIVE ME BACK MY EDIT BUTTON YOU JERK >: >: >: >: >:

Well with how much work is out there right now I think I'll go crash into my ex's house. C'yall!

Ugh, I got stoned and drunk and threw up in my drink and then forgot I threw up in the drink and accidentally drank some. I've become a caricature.

oh man your life is almost over :(

KHALJORN YOUR ABSENCE HAS MADE ME WANT TO GIVE YOU A BIG GAY INTERNET HUG






HERE'S YOUR BIG GAY INTERNET HUG

wow, you'd be amazed at what pops up when you google image search "big gay internet hug"

OK I'll bite.

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Well, that was weird. :\

NOW I HAVE GRISLYGUS COOTIES AND IM NOT SHARING THEM

GRISLEBEES YOU"RE THE ONLY REASON I STOPPED MAKING FATCHOJIN ACCOUNTS

OH MAN PUB'S GONNA BE SO JEALOUS HE MISSED THIS SUPER SWEET MAN HUG

I WANNA GET IN ON THIS.

SUPERGAY GROUP HUG GO


WE'RE LIKE THE FUCKING POWER RANGERS ALL MEGAZORD AN SHIT

No you aren't.

OH SHIT IT'S THE PUTTY PATROL

OH SHIT IT'S SOMEONE WHO IS HELLA JELLY BECAUSE THEY AIN'T GO GO POWER RANGERS

IT'S GONNA TURN INTO A MUTANT RANGER

power faggots

THERE IT GOES

Fuck power rangers, I only ever go voltron.

koko is a sloppy party bottom and takes the silly to the bank

The great thing about newer bands is that they all have wacky names!

Andrew Jackson Jihad!

LOL!

"Andrew Jackson Jihad has obtained much coverage for their songs about serial killers, cigarettes, child abuse, and a vengeful Jesus"

Nevermind, this band sounds sweet

I'm partial to DJ Edgar Hoover and his Ed "Duffle Bag Boy" Begley Jr. Mixtape.

Hella lol @ "Ass n' Twin Peaks"

And that album cover

holy shit

I appreciate silliness in my music.

I've almost downed a 100 mL of 80 proof whiskey and still standing.

How's that for a first try?

Eh. :\

I mean that's fine if you're a baby man and all.

Fuck you.

Have you no heart for the alcohol abstinent beer tasters?

Fuck you to hell.

okay baby man.

Is there a baby man drinking his bottle in this thread? I heard some crying.

I'm drunk bitches!

silly silly boy

mike doughty tumbls: http://mkdo.co/

BILBO BAGGINS THAT SWORD COULDN'T CUT SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT

HERE I COME

I like how he ends his post with "before I waste my time."

"Don't bring your bad vibes over here, bro. My crystal picks up on that and it starts to look all murky."

Is that a barbed wire tattoo or a jesus fish tatto made to look like barbed wire.

At first glance I just thought it was some generic "tribal" tat of some sort, but yeah I think it is barbed wire

I dated this girl who was into energy crystals and other nonsense. One time she refused to swallow my semen because she claimed "there are enzymes in sperm that can be used for mind control."

I mind controlled her into thinking that. ;)

There's this guy I'm deployed with that gained about six pounds of muscle and lost about half of his brain. I convinced him to get Christmas lights tattooed around his arm stating that "nobody else has that".

Don't you internet faggots go and google search 'christmas light arm tattoo' either and ruin my good time.

Thanks man, I ruined a few perfectly good pairs of boxers because of you >:

That's the best idea anyone has ever had.

I saw this leathery woman with a tattoo at the fair today and it looked awful. It reminded me of when they find mummified people and they have tribal markings on them that you can't quite make out.

She looked like beef jerky :(

Did she try to molest your child?

nope.

My question is, if you can do it with a woman. I mean, wouldn't it be less gay to jerk it with a woman who also has a crystal? Or is that against the point?

Man, womans ain't bros, the crystal won't work without that bro-magic.

What if it's a bearded woman?

Hirsutism doesn't count. There must be dong for the magic to happen.

Not that I know about this or anything ....

I have seen so many "I want to JO with bros" listings on craigslist it's a little frightening.

But enough about that. When's your work's tv appearance on British tv supposed to happen, Kit?

september or something?

I don't know. The show told me they wanted newer photos, and that was a problem because the originals were taken when my dog was a puppy and that prop was long gone. So we had to make a new prop, then wrestle a flighty 75 lb dog in 90 degree temps to get the pose they wanted. I had family helping me and we'd get the dog in the pose, then step away and the dog would jump down just before I snapped the picture. It got frustrating as hell.

I sent the pics and am waiting to hear if they're ok or if I need to send more.

i like to sew with bros

shrubfest if you were a man i would hella sew with you

Kahl, we could have a mockery sewing circle. We'd embroider witticisms and cutting barbs onto cutesy items to upset children and parents, and drink Irish coffee without the coffee.

If I had a cock, though.

I've been misled.

Shrub, for this you can be an honorary bro. ;)

I wish I could drink right now.

But I already want to kill myself.

Bleach will solve both problems!

yo rongi

what up, Bird?

shrubfest you should sew yourself a cock