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Pub Lover Mar 8th, 2010 09:58 AM

:pagebrak

Terra Mar 8th, 2010 01:27 PM

I come to this thread just to look at the page breaks.

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2010 03:57 PM

AND WHIP YO HEAD ROUND SO FAST, YO NECK SNAPS

Guitar Woman Mar 8th, 2010 04:08 PM

420chan is over. Guess I need a new place to hang out.

I can still chill with you guys, right?

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2010 04:13 PM

Ableton Live is so cool. I need to buy it when I have the chance.

Guitar Woman Mar 8th, 2010 04:15 PM

DON'T PATRONIZE ME

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2010 04:17 PM

I SOMEONE TALKING OH WAIT

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2010 04:18 PM

Yeah, I'll hang out wit you, B.

Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2010 04:37 PM

GW I REALLY NEED A HUG RIGHT NOW

Guitar Woman Mar 8th, 2010 04:43 PM


Fathom Zero Mar 8th, 2010 04:45 PM

THANSK GUY!

Tadao Mar 8th, 2010 04:56 PM

Sup girlie :love

Guitar Woman Mar 8th, 2010 04:58 PM

Not much bro, working on my term paper and eating grapefruit

word

Tadao Mar 8th, 2010 05:05 PM

Aren't you 2 pounds nothing? You should be eating pizza.

Guitar Woman Mar 8th, 2010 05:07 PM

I'm 170 pounds and like, 5'10

So, sort of fat, actually, I've been trying to get into better shape.

Grapefruit helps by being delicious and full of nothing. I just haven't been eating it daily lately because it was out of season and nasty this winter.

Kitsa Mar 8th, 2010 06:59 PM


Colonel Flagg Mar 8th, 2010 10:20 PM

Thanks for keeping us all grounded in reality. :)

Zhukov Mar 9th, 2010 12:39 AM

That was actually really funny. :lol

Pentegarn Mar 9th, 2010 10:31 AM

That was better than I thought it would be (honestly I was expecting something like that clip where Robocop came down to the wrestling ring)

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 9th, 2010 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 675365)
That was better than I thought it would be (honestly I was expecting something like that clip where Robocop came down to the wrestling ring)

Someone has to help out Sting.

Pentegarn Mar 9th, 2010 03:05 PM

That was so awful I was embarrassed for wrestling. You know how hard it is to be embarrassed for wrestling?

Fathom Zero Mar 9th, 2010 03:32 PM

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 9th, 2010 04:48 PM

Lol. Well put. My GF came over with me to my friends house to watch it last night. Afterword she was just like "Well, I'm never getting those two hours back." So we watched the real housewives of OC when we got home. :(

Sam Mar 9th, 2010 10:53 PM

well you're never getting those hours back :(

hope you at least got a tugger

Tadao Mar 9th, 2010 11:47 PM

LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE SINGLE AGAIN! :tear

WhiteRat Mar 10th, 2010 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 675137)
I come to this thread just to look at the page breaks.

I come to this thread just in case Rankeri posts the Terra toilet-cam pics.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2010 02:00 AM

: pageTerra

WhiteRat Mar 10th, 2010 02:08 AM

Seen any good SciFi originals lately?

I saw Beauty and the Beasts a few weeks ago and I was thoroughly entertained. The main character, a saucy looking blond who wore a "medieval" mini-skirt the entire time, looked strikingly familiar to me. Half-way through the movie I realized that it's the hot chick from the remake of Planet of the Apes:


WhiteRat Mar 10th, 2010 02:15 AM

If anyone here has a scat fetish they should check out this article:

http://www.twincities.com/allheadlines/ci_14643641

kahljorn Mar 10th, 2010 05:11 AM

i think i got a 96% on my last stupid test and the two questions i got wrong were ones i had right at first and then changed because of my dumbass over-thinking :(

i really wanted a 100 so i could feel good about myself :( [/blog]

Zhukov Mar 10th, 2010 05:45 AM

Yeah but I hear that in America it's only ever a multiple answer type of test, so don't feel even slightly good about yourself.

Fathom Zero Mar 10th, 2010 06:00 AM

There's no easier test.

kahljorn Mar 10th, 2010 06:08 AM

i think essays are easier, but i guess multiple choice is kind of easy. although ive been in several classes that were multiple choice and the class average for the tests was below 60 percent.

RaNkeri Mar 10th, 2010 08:04 AM

Don't really care about grades anymore, although I do admit that getting a good grade feels good.

Zhukov Mar 10th, 2010 08:12 AM

I was scared shitless of essay writing in an exam scenario, but it feels good when you get a good mark, yes. Having everything come together and finishing on time is a good enough feeling.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2010 10:31 AM

wow, rankeri, finland medical school must be way different from american medical school then.

One of my cats just scared the everloving shit out of me. She's an adopted stray and a little wrong in the head, and she's always getting underfoot, so I decided to put her in the (attached) garage. I know for a fact I put her there. The other cats even ran toward the door to get her to go out and then did a u-turn and looked at me like, "Close the door, you fool!". They ditched her. I saw her standing in the garage when I closed the door.

Then I came back and sat down at the computer and she jumped up on the back of my chair.

What the fuck?!?

I went back to the door to the garage, still shut. It's not the kind of door a cat could push open. I have absolutely no idea how she got back in so quickly, or at all. I don't know how she could have gotten from the garage into the house if it wasn't through that door...can't think of any vents or anything.

Has the cat mastered teleportation?

Either way, with the cat being psycho anyway, it makes the whole thing creepy as hell.

Zhukov Mar 10th, 2010 10:46 AM

Tunnels?

Nice that the other cats ditched it as soon as they saw it was a gonner. Or so they thought.

Pub Lover Mar 10th, 2010 10:55 AM

This is where I come when Corey Haim dies.

Pub Lover Mar 10th, 2010 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 675473)
LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE SINGLE AGAIN! :tear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 675465)
hope you at least got a tugger

..

RaNkeri Mar 10th, 2010 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 675513)
wow, rankeri, finland medical school must be way different from american medical school then.

huh?

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2010 11:04 AM

the american students I went with were halfway to a bleeding ulcer by the end of the first class. Test scores were everything.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 675514)
Tunnels?

Nice that the other cats ditched it as soon as they saw it was a gonner. Or so they thought.

Yeah, that's sort of sad. The other cats don't like this one. They ran toward the door to get her to run too, and as soon as she was out they turned around like, "Yeah! Ditched her!"

I went out there, but I can't find any ducts or anything she might have gotten through. I'm now testing it again, and she hasn't gotten back in yet.

MarioRPG Mar 10th, 2010 11:11 AM

Guys, Corey Haim died :(
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni1745029/

Pub Lover Mar 10th, 2010 11:14 AM

Holy shit! :eek

RaNkeri Mar 10th, 2010 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 675521)
the american students I went with were halfway to a bleeding ulcer by the end of the first class. Test scores were everything

Well, it's just my opinion, but a test score doesn't always tell the truth. I study every day and I think my knowledge is good(although you can always do better), but I still might do mistakes (for example forgetting to write something down) when I answer to questions. Also, some of the test questions so far have been retarded.

So I don't care about what grade I get (although I try to be above average) as long as I'm aware that I know my stuff. Getting a good grade helps to build my self confidence, though.

Kitsa Mar 10th, 2010 11:23 AM

Well, of course test scores can be bullshit. I mean this in a "what have the powers that be done to me today" sort of way.

Pubbles: That was mean.

Tadao Mar 10th, 2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 675489)
Seen any good SciFi originals lately?

I saw Beauty and the Beasts a few weeks ago and I was thoroughly entertained. The main character, a saucy looking blond who wore a "medieval" mini-skirt the entire time, looked strikingly familiar to me. Half-way through the movie I realized that it's the hot chick from the remake of Planet of the Apes:


I missed that one, it seems like every time I turn on SciFi they have Caprica or whatever that thing is on. She looks like a porn star. I can dig that.

Fathom Zero Mar 10th, 2010 03:51 PM


RaNkeri Mar 10th, 2010 04:51 PM


Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2010 08:43 PM

I'm more of a Corey Feldman guy myself >:

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2010 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 675504)
Yeah but I hear that in America it's only ever a multiple answer type of test, so don't feel even slightly good about yourself.

I haven't had a multiple choice test since high school :(

Esuohlim Mar 10th, 2010 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 675526)
Getting a good grade helps to build my self confidence, though.

HEY RANKERI ;) ;)



:pagebark

WhiteRat Mar 10th, 2010 10:21 PM

Is that supposed to be Rankeri because I don't recognize him without the cum soaked face.

executioneer Mar 10th, 2010 11:23 PM

i've never been a fan of multiple-guess questions nor essays, i prefer fill-in-the-blanks :(

RaNkeri Mar 11th, 2010 01:37 AM

:lol

oh you guys :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2010 01:51 AM

The skill with which I handle essays, I might as well be hitting them with an incendiary grenade.

I'm the best, no fuckin' mistake.

Zhukov Mar 11th, 2010 01:55 AM

I'm not good with stress, so one time I answered all the questions in section one, rather than one question from each section, that was pretty bad. The worst time was when I panicked that I couldn't do it and just got up and walked out as soon as they said we could begin. :(

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2010 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 675688)
Do you need a reviewer for the worlds current socio-economic climate?

Is your review comprised of a single 6 letter word beginning with F and ending in D?

Bubsy Mar 11th, 2010 03:26 AM

the econmy????????? FARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol :lol :lol

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2010 09:35 AM



POGO MADE A NEW SONG, EVERYBODY. LISTEN!

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2010 10:28 AM



Take that, you lazily programmed piece of shit!

You got FUCKED!

Zhukov Mar 11th, 2010 11:15 AM

One for humanity!

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2010 11:22 AM

Honestly, I'd be able to tolerate Ubuntu's chess program if it had more than one single response to every possible board position

If you make the computer play itself it does the exact same game. Every time.

The fucking WOPR is more advanced than this thing.

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2010 01:04 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floaters

I'm glad they have such a technical name.

Dimnos Mar 11th, 2010 01:18 PM


WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2010 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 675708)


POGO MADE A NEW SONG, EVERYBODY. LISTEN!

That was alright, but shitty when compared to Alice in Wonderland.

Babs Mar 11th, 2010 02:55 PM

the bar was set to high with alice

Fathom Zero Mar 11th, 2010 04:52 PM

Listening to more of his stuff, I like the others better than Alice. Of course, being that Alice was the first I heard, it holds a special place, I guess.

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2010 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 675744)

I like this very much.

RaNkeri Mar 11th, 2010 05:31 PM

Typical

captain516 Mar 11th, 2010 07:16 PM

That can also easily apply to Russia.

Kitsa Mar 11th, 2010 07:29 PM

or Wisconsin

Grislygus Mar 11th, 2010 07:49 PM

This Paul Scheer episode of Doc Mock is the second one I've watched, now I'm tempted to join the next Doc Mock art contest

But I wouldn't be too keen on winning a copy of something like Heavy Mental, what were the other prizes that were given out?

The Leader Mar 11th, 2010 11:24 PM

The pixel poster thing that you can get in the i-mockery store. You can spend hours looking at all of the different characters contained there in.

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2010 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Oh man they could have came over to my house :nudgenudgewinkwink amiright fellas


Sam Mar 11th, 2010 11:35 PM

LESIBANS

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2010 11:37 PM

:pagebrak

Grislygus Mar 11th, 2010 11:40 PM

I hear Mississippi's enacting a law that would allow sportsmen to hunt and kill lesbians after this prom night debacle

Sam Mar 11th, 2010 11:43 PM

I'M GONNA GO BAG ME A GOODUN.

Grislygus Mar 11th, 2010 11:47 PM

WE GOTTS TA THIN OUT THEM GODDAMN CUNTSWABBERS


How much do you want to bet that the lesbian students' houses get firebombed now? :lol Their town is backwoods by MISSISSIPPI standards, for God's sake

Grislygus Mar 11th, 2010 11:49 PM

I'm serious, semi-human clans holed up in the Ozarks think that Mississipi's way too inbred

Sam Mar 11th, 2010 11:58 PM

IF SOMEONE DOESN'T THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS, THEY'LL STARVE TO DEATH.

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 12:07 AM

Holy shit, do you think they'll make use the Boone and Crockett scale on fat lesbians?

The points will refer to fat rolls rather than tines :lol

SHEEIT, SKEETER, THAT LOOKS LIKE A TEN POINT BUCK

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 12:09 AM

THEY'RE SUCH AMAZIN, PAU-ERFUL ANIMALS, YA KNOW? MAKES YOU FEEL CLOSE TA NATURE

Sam Mar 12th, 2010 12:12 AM

GOTDAMN SPILT MY BEER SHOOTIN DIS ERE SUMBITCH

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 12:15 AM

EARL YOU SHITHEAD, THIS IS MARTHA STEWART URINE

I SPECIFIKLY TOLE YEW TA GET ELLEN DEGENERES, THEY AINT GONNA GO FOR THIS SCENT

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 12:19 AM

Fuckin' hell. Well, we ain't licked yet. Fetch them thar eighties power suits. Lay 'em in the clearing, see if'n they go ferit

Sam Mar 12th, 2010 12:22 AM

I'LL LEAVE A TRAIL OF INDIGO GIRLS CDS. I HEAR DEY AINT NONE TOO BRIGHT, SHULD BE EEEAASSSYYYY PICKINS

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:04 PM

C-Span is really fucking lively today


The Republican representatives were arguing really well, and What's-His-Face from Texas really hammered home how they're getting screwed and sidelined in the proposal department; right until he up yielded the floor to Lynn Westmoreland, who is still fucking jabbering on with the most tired and retarded arguments available.

Goddamn Georgia, I swear

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:08 PM

Man, bring back the discussion about Yucca Mountain, I had no idea that Obama killed it.

GEE, AMERICA'S SPENT BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SETTING UP THIS NUCLEAR WASTE STORAGE DEAL AT YUCCA SINCE THE EIGHTIES, AFTER ASSUMING ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR PROPERLY CONTAINING NUCLEAR WASTE, AND IT'S FINALLY GOING THROUGH IN 2010.

AW, FUCK IT. SCRATCH THE WHOLE DAMN THING SO THAT THE PRIVATE SECTOR CAN SUE THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. THIS IS A GOOD PLAN

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:15 PM

Virginia Foxx now. Shut the hell up, you lopsided old bat


"GODAMMIT DAWL DIS DAT'S DIS HERE'S WHAT ALL THEM BANANA REPUBLICS DO! THIS AIN'T WHAT AMERICA, THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD DOES! THEY'RE ABANDONIN' THE TRANSPARENCY! IT'S NOT US THIS TIME! SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK"

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:26 PM

:lol Another republican is now painting a vision of a dystobian future in which citizens are forced into Federally Mandated Fitness Programs in order to combat obesity


Now he's asking "IS THAT REALLY THAT MUCH OF A REACH? HUH?"

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:30 PM

FUCKING COMMON-SENSE TEXAS GUY KEEPS YIELDING HIS TIME TO THE CRAZY PEOPLE

WhiteRat Mar 12th, 2010 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 675866)
:lol Another republican is now painting a vision of a dystobian future in which citizens are forced into Federally Mandated Fitness Programs in order to combat obesity


Now he's asking "IS THAT REALLY THAT MUCH OF A REACH? HUH?"

I wouldn't be surprised by this at all. In fact I expect some sort of variance of this in the near future.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2010 02:40 PM

I think people are just waiting on the fat vaccine.

Grislygus Mar 12th, 2010 02:55 PM

I just noticed that I typed dystobian rather than dystopian


As the 'b' key is nowhere near the 'p' key, I can only assume that I have all the quick hand-eye coordination of a half-retarded sloth with muscle spasms

Tadao Mar 12th, 2010 04:29 PM

Any one bring any cool chart boards or props?

RaNkeri Mar 12th, 2010 05:01 PM

Got damn, I got raped in CoD MW2.

Raped.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2010 09:43 PM

Is my avatar hax0r3d?

Sam Mar 12th, 2010 09:44 PM

YES

Tadao Mar 12th, 2010 09:50 PM

Sunday - DINOSHARK ON SCIFI!

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/it-came-fro...tv-debut--1060


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