the only kid i knew that had aspergers just sounded like a fat asshole with a weepy drama queen for a mother

to be fair, i hate all retarded people, not just the slightly retarded ones

retards should be euthanized imo

lol spellcheck doesn't think "euthanized" is a word and suggested "vulcanized." that works too.

It's euthanised.

it said that one was wrong too, i tried that

I was just being a dick

any relation?

You can't even resize that, Pub?

That would require saving it to my harddrive. When have I ever done that? :eek

I was going to take the Mensa test a few years ago(at the library). I scored really high on the practice test. Then I never took out of fear that it might prove that I'm not a genius.

I feel like people who think they have A.S. never take the test for the same reason.

I got a 7. I guess I like people.

Hardly doubt. :yum

Do you highly think about your hardly doubt? :wank

You know someone who turned down Mensa to piss off her parents. :themoreyouknow

And that's all I have to say about that.

I'd have been in Mensa if I cared enough to be in the club, (free test day at the public library!) My mum was, but she doesn't care, either, and there've been more pressing things to spend money on.

The club part is always a dealbreaker for me.

THIS GROUP ACTIVITY IS PRETENTIOUS

Something tells me we'd score high on the Aspie test.

When faced with numerous choices, I always go the "people can choke on dicks and die" route.

I just blocked the last seven people I knew from highschool on Facebook. I was a social pariah for this particular group, anyway.

I feel like a happy dance is in order.

Hahahahahha, Cucucucucocooooo

pram maven has broken every rule of the internet

stop hammer time lol

:eek

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The IMF has been criticizing NZ recently because our economy has taken a large hit following the repeated earthquakes. This means we don't have to listen to them now, right? #wikileaks

Barbaric? I'm going to have to look up that word because I am pretty sure you're not making sense by using it there. :eek
An eye for an eye makes the whole world perfect? I think I'm still with Gandhi on this one. :x
That guy is a very lousy guy and his actions make me quite angry. Blinding him doesn't fix what he did. He needs to be very heavily punished though. Also, maybe Iran should make acid harder to get? Who needs all this acid anyway? Do they have a right to bear acid? :eek

#spoilertags #dumbopinions #whyamievenpostingthem #godihatemyselfsomuch #suchanidiot #editbutton

I thought it sounded good. Though if you're gonna get snippy I suppose technically it doesn't make sense.

I think it works out pretty well in this case.

But blinding him does make everybody feel better, that's about all you can hope for really.

It does. :(

I still don't understand how throwing acid on someone becomes a thing that happens more than once, Iran. :(

they should pour the acid on his wein*r

I was adding them at first, I don't know why. Then I came to my senses (after a series of their bullshit status updates I didn't care about) and deleted them again.

I actually had one person stalking another person on my friends list, and I couldn't post anything to the stalked one because it made her profile accessible to the stalker, or something like that, idk.

Real fibro happens either genetically, which is the kind you have for life (and usually as a child, too, though age does magnify it), OR it's triggered by a extremely difficult and stressful emotional situation.

It's kind of like when you wind a pocketwatch too much and it springs out -you can put everything back in its place, but it won't work the same way again.
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I have genetic fibromyalgia, and it's another disorder that people like to claim they have. It is indescribably bad to do this, as fibro is a diagnosis made by exclusion. You have to get tested for lupus, lyme, ms, and vitamin d deficiency. They don't mean you don't have fibro, but it means that there's something else causing at least part of it. They'd treat you for that first before making a dx of fibro. I went through quite a bit before they ruled that I had it.

People that just claim to have it and haven't been diagnosed irritate the everliving fuck out of me.

Well, that's sort of where I was pointed with it...the people who just claim to have it, or worse, don't have it and lock onto it as a surefire way to get disability income because the diagnosis can be muddy.

Fuck them. I'm not on disability for it, and I have fairly advanced fibro, with a couple chemical imbalances concerning norepinephrine. They can lead their shitty lives and work just like I do. I'm not even on any pain medication for the fibro because it would interfere with my other meds.

They need to be cut into pieces while they're alive, thrown into a fire pit, and burned.

Noun
Place
Noun
Noun
Plural Noun

But a noun...

never mind.

Wrestler
Chick-Fil-A
Betta Fish
Dirty Carpet
Cunts

This Wrestler is your Wrestler, this Wrestler is my Wrestler
From Chik-Fil-A, to the New York Betta Fish
From the Dirty Carpet forest, to the gulf stream Cunts
This Wrestler was made for you and me

wow that sucked

Oh yeah; I'm going to be getting a series of steroid injections straight in my ear drum. :chatter

john cena?

Etsy alchemy request for painting of John Cena buggering Tosh

I believe a later post shows a photo of the painting.

Bottom of this post and NSFW.

That's fantastic. And I learned a new word!

Today's gonna be a good one, I've got a feeling.

Guys I've been coming to i-mockery for a long time now...and I think it's about time we do an emoticon overhaul. I mean, come on!

:oneofthosedays

It sure has

Hey guys my sister's graduating college and i was wondering if anybody knows any INSPIRATIONAL FRENCH SAYINGS and stuff about success/life/congratumalations since she had a minor in french :O

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Bon vacance.

Il est dangereux d’avoir raison dans des choses où des hommes accrédités ont tort.

That's Voltaire. It's dangerous to be right on matters in which the authorities are wrong.

Félicitations à l'occasion de finition college. Il a été cool réunion vous qu'une seule fois.

Mangez la fenêtre.

yea we ended up putting Felicitations! lol im guessing that means congratulations on finishing college, 10k?

thanks guys :O

Ingest the window?

lololololololol

elle a chaud au cul

Kahl, unclog your pms. It is full.

sexytimes

Bonne Chance is always a safe bet.

UNCLOGGED

Hey guys I'll be gone for a little while again it's been fun while it lasted~

HICKMAN, OUT :picklehat

Keep on rockin' in a free world!

Tadao: if you don't have the intelligence to understand news/poli threads, or the wit to make fun of them properly, maybe you should let it go, rather than just lock threads and edit me to call myself a fag.

Now reply with:

"You're a fag."

To show how aloof and in control you are.

I'm sensing some retarded hostility here.

*Your

It's funny because you're upset.

That when I am trying to entertain myself in a thread you lock it? Yeah. Don't pretend you don't care either, since you started a thread in news/poli with the intent to dis me, and that obviously stems from that last time I called you unfunny and unintelligent :lol

Yeah, you totally nailed me there.

And it's funny that you ran out of steam - have you tried editing my post?

Nah, I just don't find arguing with you Coolinator style forever to be worth it.

Then maybe try shutting the fuck up and staying out of the politics forum, rather than starting threads aimed at me, locking threads for no good reason, and editing my posts.

he's got you there

Good point. I'll go change my ways right now.

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You want to know about current situations and politics? Let me tell you something, mister(s)! I'm trying to fly out of this Hell Hole known as Bagram Airfield to get to a place with some people to do important Army stuff. But guess what? My flight got canceled. Again. Military pilots are the biggest pussies of them all. Just trying to get to one location to another can take weeks. You know what can happen within those weeks??? BAD THINGS. Not cool, US Military, NOT COOL.

P.S. I am incredibly frustrated~

Don't die out there motherfucker or I will kill you

Also your brother posted a picture of himself a few months ago and he looked like Buster Bluth wearing a male stripper military uniform

So let me give you guys a brief recap of the last few days: My Commander, First Sergeant, and I flew into this place called Bagram Air Field (BAF) to go to a few places, doing a battlefield circulation. My Commander and First Sergeant go to make sure all the soldiers are doing everything right, living well, blah blah blah. While my job is to make sure that logistically, they're good. I go to see if they have any requests for me, such as supplies.

Anyway, we flew into here Friday. It is now Tuesday and our flight has gotten canceled for the fourth time now. It is imperative that I get to these guys. When I say 'in the back-woods', that's an understatement. Most places I've been I've had to sleep on the ground and shit in a hole (thankfully not close to where I sleep). Needless to say, these guys need me. I need to get to these places and the most frustrating thing possible can happen. I'm stuck in this shit-hole for who-knows-how-long. You guys want to see bullshit firsthand? Come visit Afghanistan and see how ass-backwards everything is. The mission isn't focused on winning this shit...If it was, I'd be with my men helping them complete missions that matter. Instead, we have overstuffed, undereducated, idiots in uniform trying to run this country when all they really care about is getting some Sub-Way and a blowjob. Now, I'm as big of a fan of a sub sammich and a beej just like any red-blooded American, but there's a time and a place for everything, and most of these fuckheads here in this country don't deserve the combat pay they're getting.

P.S. I'm frustrated~

Yeah, my dad is a Korean War vet and my father in law was a Marine. They have the same stories. I get the feeling that the only time we ever acted effectively was during Operation Desert Storm.

You should steal a helicopter/tank and make a kids movie about you crossing country to get to your guys that need you. Maybe even fall in love.

There have been plenty of times the U.S. Military has been efficient. The problem is, the situation we're in with Afghanistan doesn't call for a huge troop surge like Iraq did. Most of these motherfuckers walk around here aimlessly just begging to get fucked up.

I've heard this before, and I wish I can site it...and I guess this belongs in the politics forum but whutevz...that forum is for fags anyway. Anyway, there should be two separate U.S. Military's. One, which is meant as the initial 'destroy all living creatures gung-ho' style. And then a second, which is more of a 'professional, nation developer' type.

Instead, we have a huge, unorganized piece of shit we call a military. You know what happens if my FOB gets overrun? EVERYONE goes to a bunker. Why? What's the point of going to a place to hide so the enemy can throw a grenade or run in with a RPK machine gun? It just doesn't make sense. The unit I'm with is one of the only two units that take up fighting positions if anything like that occurs. THIS SHIT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.


P.S. I'm really frustrated~

Yeah, Zhukov. I'll fall in love with that little girl in my picture. :(

Make sure to carry a bucket of acid with you. You know, just in case she turns you down.

We all need practical advice like that now and again

I am doubled over with stomach cramps. All I had to eat today was Applebee's.

Pretty sure I'm never eating at Applebees again.

Or it could be that all you had to eat today was Applebees.

idk. The last time I had it this bad, I'm pretty sure someone at (other restaurant) made their iced tea with water from the toilets. It certainly smelled like it.

I had boneless buffalo strips and a house salad, with iced tea. I was fine before the meal and I've been basically curled up in the fetal position ever since.

I feel bad for you, brah. I've never had something make me sick from a restaurant, or sick enough to note, at any rate.

To be honest, though, I can't really afford to eat out, except to go to this taco cart or this hole in the wall run by an old Greek dude and his family. They's the best.

Applebee's is the shit. Fiesta Lime Chicken is always a good choice, get that next time and then try and tell me you don't feel like a million bucks afterward

Yeah, Kitsa! Go get a working immune system before dissing our favourite restaurant! Folks round here love Applebee's! Don't be hatin'! :eek

I just realized I've only been eating one meal a day for a few weeks now. Half of those meals I have eaten are probably Taco Bell.
Fucking love that baja blast.

Fuck you Sappington go to Applebee's instead

This is now the Applebees Thread.

No Applebees around here, but it certainly LOOKS tempting.

Shit I forgot to eat today.

I've had actual, Health Department-grade food poisoning twice. This actually is not as bad as those times. I got Salmonella from sour cream at a fast food place in Niagara Falls when I was eight or nine (feeling of a heavy boulder lodged painfully in my stomach, followed by a week of throwing up) and E coli in college, from apparently unwashed green peppers on a pizza (they said this was common). Jokes have been made about how I need to get botulism for the hat trick, but I don't think I need to mess with my nervous system any more than it already has been.

I think everything else has been the unfancy variety of either preservatives that don't agree with me or food that's ever so slightly off.

When dining out, I avoid sour cream and salads (because of the preservatives) and am usually okay.

Mayonnaise from a burger at Dave & Buster's made me sick in the middle of the night once. :(

MAYO :x

A lobster once made me very sick. It didn't even taste nice. :x

:eek

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