I-Mockery Forum - The I-Mockery Posting Season Race to 10,000!

As you all, know, the only way to get through life is being a presentable face, if you don't have that you can make one on the internet by creating a website. If that doesn't work, join a message board and post alot. That's right post counts, the only way to gain respect on the internet, as they say "The higher the postcount, the closer to god"

With Feburary 2005 coming near, it will be the 2nd year anniversary of the opening of the new I-Mockery Boards (pHp edition for nerds). Though it seems that post counts are at a long time low. People are actually thinking before they post, and that's just gosh-darn tomfoolery. The top posters of I-mocker have made a rough average of 2000-3000 post the first year, and as the second year come close the average is 4000-6500. It's about time for the top posters to show there stuff and by Feburary 2006, they should have 10,000. But who will get their first? Let's look at our top players!

#43 Chojin
Total Post: 6518
Joined: Feb 02, 2003
Posting Average: 9.47 posts per day
Posting Total: 2.20%
Hometeam: The Baltimore Veterans (formerly Baltimore Baltimore Revolution)

Personal Bio: The ultimate in the ways of a "seasoned veteran". Chojin has taken postcount to new heights and looks good doing it. Some judge against his argued "flamboyant playing" techniques, he's a proved his force by become a top moderator (behind King of Mockery Bape) While right now on top, one young buck is not too far behind...

#523 Esuohlim
Total Post: 6518
Joined: Mar 09, 2003
Posting Average: 9.98 posts per day
Posting Total: 2.20%
Hometeam: The Michigan Jennings (enter the field to the Jeopardy! theme)

Personal Bio: The youngest of the top posters at only 11 years old, Esuohlim went through the 2003 season post after post. There was a time where ever thread contained his quick wit. 25% of the 200,000 cash winnings he gets if he win the race (WHOOPS, DID I NEGLECT TO TALK ABOUT THE CAHS PRIZE INVOLVED?) will go to Matthew Perry's School for the Sarcasticly Impared He's neck and neck with Chojin, yet they were once both under the might of this man....

#16 Rongi
Total Post: 6421
Joined: Feb 02, 2003
Posting Average: 9.33 posts per day
Posting Total: 2.17%
Hometeam: The New York Dagos (Motto: We wop the competition!)

Personal Bio: The once Lord of all Postcounts, Rongi once overtopped everyone by at least 200 post. Yet his rampage came to halt in June of 04' when he was suspended for illegal use of pornography in a post. This set him back and gave Chojin and Esuohlim the lead once again. Yet if he could reclaim his rampant posting once more, he could take back the throne and hit the 10,000 first!

Yet nevertheless, besides these 3 fine posting athletes, there are several contenders who can also prove their worth and get to the 10,000 first. mburbank, who shows no signs of retirement. The clown prince of I-mockery Jixby Phillips, with canadian native AChimp and the running joke known as kellychaos! Although, I would count out Matt Harty for he claims that he has too much of a life to keep up his posting expertise, but he'll try to fit it in his busy schedual.

As you can see, any of these men can reach 10,000 by February of 2006. In fact it can be......YOU!*

*Note: Do not attempt to reach 10,000 if you have less than 3000 post,are mildy retarded, repetively boring, or have recieve cancer from these boards. Side-Effect from participating may be Banning, proceed with caution!