ASKING KAHL NOT TO RABBLEROUSE HE SAID A NO NO NO

I ASKED JIXBY TO COME BACK TO IMOCKERY AND HE SAID A NO NO NO

THOUGHT ABOUT JOINING THIS BANDWAGON AND I SAID NO NO NO

damnit

k0k0 if you derail the thread like that again you'll be permanently banned. We play by the rules here

CHEESEBURGER, BANNED

I was going to make the pickles on top red but I'm so tired I can't see my photoshop menu right so I sort of made them orange and then purple and then said fuck it.

Just got back from Florida after a 4 hour delay. Fuck JetBlue.

Final verdict:
Epcot is awesome...if you're five. Otherwise, it's boring, and actually really outdated. It's really fun for food, though; you can take a bus from one of the other parks to Epcot then eat at a different country every night. But aside from food, Epcot really, really sucks.

Hollywood Studios (formerly MGM) is probably the best park. The animation studio is fun for cartoonists like me to ooh and aaah at (lots of production art from older movies), and the rides are just plain better (Aerosmith's ride is still my favorite. Went on it 4 times this week). The new Star Tours ride is really great if you remember the original (there's a funny scene where the old pilot steps out and C3P0 accidentally becomes the new pilot). It's a way cooler ride.

Universal Studios is like Disney, but none of the employees are happy. Or good at faking happy. The X-Men were riding around on mopeds and they weren't even hamming it up. Meanwhile, the Magic Kingdom has an opening ceremony every day at 9AM that ends with fireworks. Universal's really just a bunch of dicks. Though the Simpsons and Harry Potter rides were really good.

There was a beauty pageant going on at my hotel. I was talking to one of the contestants. She was really pretty. And taller than me even though I'm 6'. Then I realized it was a TEEN pageant and went back to my room :(

OH AND NO ONE IN FLORIDA SAYS "EXCUSE ME". FUCKING PEOPLE BUMPING INTO ME AND SHIT AND DON'T SAY A DAMN THING. FUCK. >: >: >:

ALSO GODDAMN THAT'S A BIG CHEESEBURGER. LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS.

I would happily take your Epcot vacation and have a blast reliving my childhood.


I-MAAAAAAAAAAA-gin-a-tion, I-MAAAAAAAA-gin-a-tion.

:figment

Who wants a free ham?

Omaha Steaks has a deal today where you get a free ham and free shipping. Go to this link:

linky linky link link

Add one beef stick to your cart ($2).

Free shipping, free ham, one beef stick, two bucks.

You're welcome.

We don't eat ham, so I'm going to use mine to make friends.

:O Thanks! I just passed it along to my mum whom promptly ordered. :D

I saw Man Vs. Food try to eat that burger.

Food won that time

Well look those pickles are about as much food as a regular cheeseburger!

I think it's very curteous of them to provide an entire roll of paper towels with that burger.

I don't think it's smart to wear a white shirt when planning on engorging yourself in a burger that big.

Magic Johnson let himself go :(

That burger looks so good. Is that Biz Markee?

ty kitsa <3<3<3<3

The link has said that it's no longer available all morning for me, then Eric says thank you? WTF FREE HAM PEOPLE

lol it's not there anymore

I'd do that if it were the other way around, i.e. free beef with your ham

Then I'd throw the ham away

I wanna meet that ham

have dates with ham

We both have very robotic monotone voices.