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10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 18th, 2011 11:02 AM

Jewelry for women
 
Is like the hardest thing to buy. I want to get her something nice for her birthday coming up and she showed me something she liked. It was a while ago though and I've since replaced that info with something else.

Thinking about getting her a ring with her birthstone in it which is a pearl/moonstone but I'm worried she might turn into a clafable.

Also debating on getting her a ring with her birthstone and then our daughters birthstone in it too.

Suggestions?

Tadao Jun 18th, 2011 11:09 AM

Cum on her neck.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 18th, 2011 11:23 AM

what would I do for your wedding gift then?

Kitsa Jun 18th, 2011 05:21 PM

http://www.etsy.com/search/handmade?...hstone+stamped

Tadao Jun 18th, 2011 05:28 PM

I got something nice from MLE on Estsy.

Fathom Zero Jun 18th, 2011 06:24 PM

a fibonacci whosiewhatsit, as I recall

Tadao Jun 18th, 2011 06:38 PM

http://www.etsy.com/transaction/21711011

creeposaurus Jun 18th, 2011 09:17 PM

Etsy is awesome when it comes to jewelry and purses. They have everything.

This be nice

executioneer Jun 18th, 2011 09:24 PM

..i could do without the hand holding it, though :x

creeposaurus Jun 18th, 2011 10:31 PM

Horrible manicure an added bonus

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 18th, 2011 11:45 PM

I didn't get anything nice from MLE on etsy.......yet

Zhukov Jun 19th, 2011 08:29 AM

Silver is classier than gold.

Kitsa Jun 19th, 2011 10:06 AM

White gold looks like silver and doesn't tarnish.

MarioRPG Jun 19th, 2011 10:31 AM

I usually just ask the jeweller if I need help. Just be like, show me some (necklaces / braclets / earrings) that are great for (occassions / everyday wear / a blowjob in return)

Chojin Jun 19th, 2011 11:13 AM

i thought this was going to be a spammer thread

Pentegarn Jun 19th, 2011 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 726999)
i thought this was going to be a spammer thread

Thought this too until I saw that 10k posted it :lol

ThrashO Jun 19th, 2011 02:06 PM

Chrome plated is where it's at. She'll never know the difference because most women are too stupid to understand things that aren't dishes.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 19th, 2011 02:13 PM

I forgot because my girlfriend is hella gangster.

I was going to get her a ring box then put it on top of a bigger box. When she opens the top of the big box it would act as a peephole into the larger box. Then when she opens up the larger box it would be something stupid like the wwe hardcore title.

Shrubfest Jun 19th, 2011 04:50 PM

Think about whether she'd want new and modern, or an older piece. I prefer antique or second hand stuff, because it tends to be more ornate. Newer stuff has smoother lines usually, more like a streamlined futuristic kettle.

Pentegarn Jun 19th, 2011 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 727020)
Chrome plated is where it's at. She'll never know the difference because most women are too stupid to understand things that aren't dishes.

That is offensive and misogynistic.

Therefor I approve of it :lol

Chojin Jun 19th, 2011 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 727022)
I forgot because my girlfriend is hella gangster.

I was going to get her a ring box then put it on top of a bigger box. When she opens the top of the big box it would act as a peephole into the larger box. Then when she opens up the larger box it would be something stupid like the wwe hardcore title.

hahahaha

Zhukov Jun 20th, 2011 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 727022)
I forgot because my girlfriend is hella gangster.

I was going to get her a ring box then put it on top of a bigger box. When she opens the top of the big box it would act as a peephole into the larger box. Then when she opens up the larger box it would be something stupid like the wwe hardcore title.

:lol

kahljorn Jun 20th, 2011 03:35 AM

Quote:

I forgot because my girlfriend is hella gangster.
then the answer is clear

fat gold chain thats really heavy
also a fat heavy gold pendant on the end of it can help

Supafly345 Jun 21st, 2011 12:26 AM

A civilized society built on thousands of years of cultural evolution and we still love shineys. Who needs something awesome like a nicer vacation.

kahljorn Jun 21st, 2011 03:41 AM

a fat diamond in the middle of the fat gold pendant would be hella spruce

maybe even get some spruce in there

MattJack Jun 21st, 2011 02:47 PM

Pearl necklace.

Seriously, dick jokes aside, get a nice pearl necklace for her. They can be worn during a nice date or she can just spice up an evening dress with them.

This is assuming she wears dresses.

MattJack Jun 21st, 2011 02:48 PM

Oh yeah, and cum on her neck too.

executioneer Jun 21st, 2011 02:54 PM

make sure she takes the pearl necklace off first though that shit is hard to clean

Otori1987 Jun 22nd, 2011 05:38 PM

Get her diamonds.... She'll just have to.

elx Jun 26th, 2011 10:31 PM

dude I already told you this 10k :( set a meteoroid!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 26th, 2011 11:06 PM

That is reserved for you :(

I ended up getting het a carton of newports :(

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2011 11:07 PM

A charmer, he is. Why so fancy?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 26th, 2011 11:35 PM

I forgot ahe smokes senecas and got her newports instead from the indian reservation. Going jewelry shopping tomorrow.

replicant Aug 7th, 2011 01:35 AM

http://www.etsy.com/listing/53615274...facet=handmade

Grislygus Aug 7th, 2011 01:52 AM

Oh my fucking god, the gf would dump me if I ever gave her something as weird-old-lady as that

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 7th, 2011 02:01 AM



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